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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:45 pm #365352

White slippery 'fuck the traffic' dust



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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Deitus » Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:12 am #365439

tfw no snow yet in the midwest just like last year so we're probably in for an even worse drought than this year in the coming summer
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby CitrusGender » Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:47 am #365503

Exams are very very stressful.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:25 pm #365635

My sister for some reason wanted a man necklace for christmas, so I remembered my old gold chain my dad bought me but I never wear because I don't like chains.

As I took it out to check if it was tarnished I remembered the other reason I never wear it, because it's really fucking heavy.
32g of 9 carat gold.

I started to wonder how much it was worth, so I looked on a few quids for gold websites and discovered its scrap value is over £300.
Well... she's only my half sister.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:54 pm #365648

Malkevin wrote:My sister for some reason wanted a man necklace for christmas, so I remembered my old gold chain my dad bought me but I never wear because I don't like chains.

As I took it out to check if it was tarnished I remembered the other reason I never wear it, because it's really fucking heavy.
32g of 9 carat gold.

I started to wonder how much it was worth, so I looked on a few quids for gold websites and discovered its scrap value is over £300.
Well... she's only my half sister.

You don't need a fat gold chain if you're just making a personal gift for somebody anyways, really it's the thought that counts
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Munchlax » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:03 pm #365668

yo someone make watercooler 3 please

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:47 pm #365904

She's 14, she's gormless and well lose it (she managed to lose a leather jacket somehow not long ago), and we've never really gotten on.

So yes, one time dosh injection is worth it.
And yes I'll be taking it to a proper gold shop, once the price of gold goes back up (should be soon with bit coins ready to go down flaming faster than the Hindenburg)
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:46 pm #365994

only reason there's a watercooler 2 is because the first one had some Extremely Controversial Pictures and the entire thread got deleted as soon as admins knew about it
so no we do not need a watercooler 3
not yet
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:53 pm #366018

Do we want one?

Because if so there's a few pictures we can start posting

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:21 pm #366043

My dear old dog's quality of life is slowly declining. 13 is ancient... I have a feeling that I may need to intervene and grant her peace before the middle of next year, if not sooner.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby 420weedscopes » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:18 pm #366588

XSI wrote:Do we want one?

h a l t
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:41 pm #366623

Denmark has a penis drawn on it though.

Also, bought a Rift - 'only' £350 on amazon, £50 cheaper than their own site.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:24 am #366761

Went in for a haircut, asked for my usual - just a razor cut, nothing fancy. 5mm on the sides and back, 7mm on top.
The barbers I went into is full of greek or turkish or whatthefuckever, I don't even know. Foreign and vaguely eastern. I've had decent cuts out of there before, but my usual guy wasn't in. The guys there were fuckin' mystified at my request for a simple fuckin' buzzcut.

Guy was like , okaaay but how about... and... while skeptical, figured fuckit, let's give it a go. Side-parted it, trimmed it, did it with the scissors, great. Fringe looked a bit odd but he managed to make me not look like Adolf Hitler, so it was fine.

Until I got out of the shower this morning and found it was a cut that only looks good if you comb it a particular way and blowdry it.

long story short I just dug out my clippers, set the guard to maximum and just blasted the fucking thing all over my head. Clogged a couple of times cause it's only really a meant as a beard trimmer and now there's hair all over my sink but fucking hell

I need either a good set of clippers or a barber who'll take instructions without fuckin' arguing when I say I just want a goddamn razor cut. Fuck "hairdressers", I want a goddamn barber.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:33 pm #366798

Greek/Turkish barber?
How long did you have to spend to convince him to not shave your pubes?

Congrats on going skinhead, your hair will never grow back as thick.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:00 am #367144

I have a set of wahl clippers i use on my own head works fine
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:20 am #367164

I'm always worried I'm gonna miss a spot on the back of my head or something if I cut my own hair, or do something stupid like take the guard off to shake the hair out of it and forget to put it back on when I resume cutting, it's bad enough when I do it with my beard

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:27 am #367364

u could always have a mirror and just look at the back of your head

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:27 am #367365

this seems eminently not difficult to do at all especially considering all of the resources on line

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:18 pm #367881

can i get a uhhhhh low fade
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:36 am #367992

CosmicScientist wrote:>take new wrapping paper out of its plastic
>wrap present
>go to wrap second present
>see new wrapping paper is nearly done, as in there's not enough left to cling to the tube
>sigh and wrap second present
>look at hands
>shiny, grey
>run under tap
>comes off in black drips

If I wasn't dead tired I wouldn't leave until tomorrow repackaging presents.

ugh is this that wrapping paper that's made out of shiny plastic because I hate that stuff it's the worst

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:49 pm #368026

Glitter eh?
What's the matter, don't you want to look fagulous for Christmas?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:26 am #368168

It all returns to nothing
The bit coin value comes tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:00 pm #368256

I got over 500 for my bonus, taxman took 200 of that :(
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:41 pm #368269

Malkevin wrote:It all returns to nothing
The bit coin value comes tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:40 pm #368322

Apparently I'm getting liquor for Christmas.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:41 am #368326

A practical gift then

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ThanatosRa » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:17 am #368593

What is the percentage of image files on the internet that consist of pictures of money and guns?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Deitus » Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:38 pm #369358

Can Europa Universalis 4 be pirated with all the dlc? Seems like a good game but fuck that pricing
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby oranges » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:53 pm #369383

hey everyone

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:36 am #369930

oranges wrote:hey everyone

hi

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:38 am #369932

eu4 is nto a good game people have deluded themselves into thinking coloring maps and occassionally getting popups saying your heir apparent got herpes and died is fun paradox games has published like 7 good games (pillars of eternity is not one of them) but battletech 2018 might be good

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:39 am #369933

oranges wrote:hey everyone

hi dude

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:49 am #369934

oranges wrote:hey everyone

hey dude

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:51 am #369936

oranges wrote:hey everyone

hey man

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:55 am #369937

oranges wrote:hey everyone

sup

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:57 am #369938

oranges wrote:hey everyone

howdy

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby nsos » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:02 am #369940

oranges wrote:hey everyone

yo

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby CitrusGender » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:53 pm #371121

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I keep getting these stress headaches recently. I'm doing okay in my classes but I don't think I'm doing good enough to get accepted at my school's master's program, which is really bring me a lot of shame. I'm willing to shift down to a less prestigious school but it's really giving me a lot of stress, causing me to not take my family's calls. Haven't talked to my dad consistently in over a half a year. I just feel like I'm not good enough. I'm hoping to finish my masters and get my CPA but I'm worried about not getting into a good enough company for work. Ever since I wasn't able to get into the early admission to the program due to getting a C in one of my classes that I spent my life on during the summer, I've been kinda depressed. Went home and wouldn't talk to my mom about education, I just felt so ashamed for getting that C after spending my entire summer studying for that class.

Not too sure what to do, I've started to accept that I may get into a less prestigious master's program but it still irks the back of my head. Everyday I'm waking up with a really bad migrane and I'm drinking a lot more to forget about it all. I just am so worried that I won't be able to support my family, I feel like I should be working right now on top of my classes, but I'm not sure if my stress levels can handle it. I just feel bad for spending my family's money on education, I've done everything I can to minimize my expenses. I still just feel like a drain.

Never really talked to anyone about this.


After 7 months of stress, it actually ended up okay. I got accepted into my school's masters program. I did not expect this and I cannot believe that it happened. This is probably one of the happiest days in awhile.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Anonmare » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:28 pm #371154

Doing a Safety Passport course lads
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Anonmare » Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:44 am #371474

CosmicScientist wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Doing a Safety Passport course lads

What is?

A thing that says that I'm trained to work in high-risk environments
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Anonmare » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:28 pm #371531

Just arrest the clown for the crime of existence and beat him with your stunstick, that kills a few hours. And a few clowns.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Kel-the-Oblivious » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:59 pm #371536

Start writing short stories about each one you see. A who what where. I find it an entertaining way to pass the time I'm traffic flagging, although I use my headphone mic, since I'm not allowed to fiddle with my phone outside of time checks and skipping to the next song/podcast
The master splicer, the bitch queen of mining, and some crazy ligger peddling you medicinal marijuana.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Deitus » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:32 pm #372568

happy birf may blessing of cosmos be upon you
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:42 am #372732

Happy birf of day

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:45 am #372744

CosmicScientist wrote:Am day of birf
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Oh shit you share a bday with a good IRL pal of mine
Hope you had a good one!
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:58 am #372910

get flux'ed
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby bandit » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:47 am #373861

got a sweet freelance gig coding stuff
anyone who knows anything about my coding skills can probably guess how well that's going
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:00 pm #373918

What are you coding?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby bandit » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:19 am #374029

a thing I can't really talk about right now but it's in javascript
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:21 am #374088

>Javascript
But webdev isn't real coding, good luck.
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