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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:55 pm
by Ricotez
Bottom post of the previous page:
seems accurate to me
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:25 pm
by ThanatosRa
Troller is.... Yea trolling will never die. Someone will always take the bait. I'd link the picture but I'm on my phone at work.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:33 am
by Screemonster
ThanatosRa wrote:Troller is.... Yea trolling will never die. Someone will always take the bait. I'd link the picture but I'm on my phone at work.
reminds me of the old Critical Miss game Troll: The Provoking
http://www.criticalmiss.com/issue9/troll1.html
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:02 pm
by Malkevin
Finally landed a job with a decent bonus scheme before summer, should be getting 500 quid in my next pay slip.
Think I might finally buy a rift.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:27 pm
by DemonFiren
Ah, so you're Russian, too?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:13 pm
by Iatots
Nah we finally got snow too yesterday.
t. central europe
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:45 pm
by XSI
White slippery 'fuck the traffic' dust
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:12 am
by Deitus
tfw no snow yet in the midwest just like last year so we're probably in for an even worse drought than this year in the coming summer
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:47 am
by CitrusGender
Exams are very very stressful.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:25 pm
by Malkevin
My sister for some reason wanted a man necklace for christmas, so I remembered my old gold chain my dad bought me but I never wear because I don't like chains.
As I took it out to check if it was tarnished I remembered the other reason I never wear it, because it's really fucking heavy.
32g of 9 carat gold.
I started to wonder how much it was worth, so I looked on a few quids for gold websites and discovered its scrap value is over £300.
Well... she's only my half sister.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:54 pm
by PKPenguin321
Malkevin wrote:My sister for some reason wanted a man necklace for christmas, so I remembered my old gold chain my dad bought me but I never wear because I don't like chains.
As I took it out to check if it was tarnished I remembered the other reason I never wear it, because it's really fucking heavy.
32g of 9 carat gold.
I started to wonder how much it was worth, so I looked on a few quids for gold websites and discovered its scrap value is over £300.
Well... she's only my half sister.
You don't need a fat gold chain if you're just making a personal gift for somebody anyways, really it's the thought that counts
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:03 pm
by Munchlax
yo someone make watercooler 3 please
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:47 pm
by Malkevin
She's 14, she's gormless and well lose it (she managed to lose a leather jacket somehow not long ago), and we've never really gotten on.
So yes, one time dosh injection is worth it.
And yes I'll be taking it to a proper gold shop, once the price of gold goes back up (should be soon with bit coins ready to go down flaming faster than the Hindenburg)
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:46 pm
by 420weedscopes
only reason there's a watercooler 2 is because the first one had some Extremely Controversial Pictures and the entire thread got deleted as soon as admins knew about it
so no we do not need a watercooler 3
not yet
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:53 pm
by XSI
Do we want one?
Because if so there's a few pictures we can start posting
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:21 pm
by ThanatosRa
My dear old dog's quality of life is slowly declining. 13 is ancient... I have a feeling that I may need to intervene and grant her peace before the middle of next year, if not sooner.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:18 pm
by 420weedscopes
XSI wrote:Do we want one?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:41 pm
by Malkevin
Denmark has a penis drawn on it though.
Also, bought a Rift - 'only' £350 on amazon, £50 cheaper than their own site.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:24 am
by Screemonster
Went in for a haircut, asked for my usual - just a razor cut, nothing fancy. 5mm on the sides and back, 7mm on top.
The barbers I went into is full of greek or turkish or whatthefuckever, I don't even know. Foreign and vaguely eastern. I've had decent cuts out of there before, but my usual guy wasn't in. The guys there were fuckin' mystified at my request for a simple fuckin' buzzcut.
Guy was like , okaaay but how about... and... while skeptical, figured fuckit, let's give it a go. Side-parted it, trimmed it, did it with the scissors, great. Fringe looked a bit odd but he managed to make me not look like Adolf Hitler, so it was fine.
Until I got out of the shower this morning and found it was a cut that only looks good if you comb it a particular way and blowdry it.
long story short I just dug out my clippers, set the guard to maximum and just blasted the fucking thing all over my head. Clogged a couple of times cause it's only really a meant as a beard trimmer and now there's hair all over my sink but fucking hell
I need either a good set of clippers or a barber who'll take instructions without fuckin' arguing when I say I just want a goddamn razor cut. Fuck "hairdressers", I want a goddamn barber.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:33 pm
by Malkevin
Greek/Turkish barber?
How long did you have to spend to convince him to not shave your pubes?
Congrats on going skinhead, your hair will never grow back as thick.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:00 am
by Super Aggro Crag
I have a set of wahl clippers i use on my own head works fine
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:20 am
by Screemonster
I'm always worried I'm gonna miss a spot on the back of my head or something if I cut my own hair, or do something stupid like take the guard off to shake the hair out of it and forget to put it back on when I resume cutting, it's bad enough when I do it with my beard
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:27 am
by nsos
u could always have a mirror and just look at the back of your head
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:27 am
by nsos
this seems eminently not difficult to do at all especially considering all of the resources on line
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:18 pm
by ColonicAcid
can i get a uhhhhh low fade
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:36 am
by Screemonster
CosmicScientist wrote:>take new wrapping paper out of its plastic
>wrap present
>go to wrap second present
>see new wrapping paper is nearly done, as in there's not enough left to cling to the tube
>sigh and wrap second present
>look at hands
>shiny, grey
>run under tap
>comes off in black drips
If I wasn't dead tired I wouldn't leave until tomorrow repackaging presents.
ugh is this that wrapping paper that's made out of shiny plastic because I hate that stuff it's the worst
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:49 pm
by Malkevin
Glitter eh?
What's the matter, don't you want to look fagulous for Christmas?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:26 am
by Malkevin
It all returns to nothing
The bit coin value comes tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:00 pm
by Malkevin
I got over 500 for my bonus, taxman took 200 of that
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:41 pm
by Screemonster
Malkevin wrote:It all returns to nothing
The bit coin value comes tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:40 pm
by ThanatosRa
Apparently I'm getting liquor for Christmas.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:41 am
by XSI
A practical gift then
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:17 am
by ThanatosRa
What is the percentage of image files on the internet that consist of pictures of money and guns?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:38 pm
by Deitus
Can Europa Universalis 4 be pirated with all the dlc? Seems like a good game but fuck that pricing
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:53 pm
by oranges
hey everyone
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:36 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:hey everyone
hi
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:38 am
by nsos
eu4 is nto a good game people have deluded themselves into thinking coloring maps and occassionally getting popups saying your heir apparent got herpes and died is fun paradox games has published like 7 good games (pillars of eternity is not one of them) but battletech 2018 might be good
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:39 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:hey everyone
hi dude
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:49 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:hey everyone
hey dude
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:51 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:hey everyone
hey man
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:55 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:hey everyone
sup
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:57 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:hey everyone
howdy
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:02 am
by nsos
oranges wrote:hey everyone
yo
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:53 pm
by CitrusGender
After 7 months of stress, it actually ended up okay. I got accepted into my school's masters program. I did not expect this and I cannot believe that it happened. This is probably one of the happiest days in awhile.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:28 pm
by Anonmare
Doing a Safety Passport course lads
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:44 am
by Anonmare
CosmicScientist wrote:Anonmare wrote:Doing a Safety Passport course lads
What is?
A thing that says that I'm trained to work in high-risk environments
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:28 pm
by Anonmare
Just arrest the clown for the crime of existence and beat him with your stunstick, that kills a few hours. And a few clowns.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:59 pm
by Kel-the-Oblivious
Start writing short stories about each one you see. A who what where. I find it an entertaining way to pass the time I'm traffic flagging, although I use my headphone mic, since I'm not allowed to fiddle with my phone outside of time checks and skipping to the next song/podcast
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:32 pm
by Deitus
happy birf may blessing of cosmos be upon you
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:42 am
by XSI
Happy birf of day
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:45 am
by PKPenguin321
CosmicScientist wrote:Am day of birf
Oh shit you share a bday with a good IRL pal of mine
Hope you had a good one!