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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:55 pm
by SpaceInaba
Bottom post of the previous page:
we should play videogames when you're free
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:04 pm
by CitrusGender
SpaceInaba wrote:we should play videogames when you're free
yee
I don't even know what TO PLAY THOUGH
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:10 pm
by captain sawrge
CitrusGender wrote:SpaceInaba wrote:we should play videogames when you're free
yee
I don't even know what TO PLAY THOUGH
mario
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:26 pm
by SpaceInaba
CitrusGender wrote:SpaceInaba wrote:we should play videogames when you're free
yee
I don't even know what TO PLAY THOUGH
literally anything
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:39 pm
by Deitus
I've been considering getting eye surgery so I don't spend so much on contacts and glasses in the future. Anyone here had any experience with this?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:00 pm
by Malkevin
Got pulled by the cops today, didn't get shot
#whitebritishprivileged
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:10 pm
by DemonFiren
aren't your cops, like, not allowed to have guns?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:15 pm
by Malkevin
Some have guns, most armed police serve day to day as traffic cops.
Oh and the reason I was pulled was because my insurance didn't appear on their system, or that was their cover anyway, they must've seen a bearded man driving an old Toyota and decided to investigate. Keeping our streets safe they are.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:21 pm
by Sometinyprick
Malkevin wrote:Got pulled by the cops today, didn't get shot
#whitebritishprivileged
The worst they could do is beat you with a shortened baton (the big one was too scary!)
Malkevin wrote: Some have guns, most armed police serve day to day as traffic cops.
Very few more like, the home office in all their wisdom have decided that regular constables don't need the big scary shooty shoots,
because nothing bad ever happens to regular British police officers
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:25 pm
by Rustledjimm
DemonFiren wrote:aren't your cops, like, not allowed to have guns?
something something something police by consent something something
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:35 pm
by DemonFiren
watched Arrival with a friend
now I'm really glad we smoked something before that
it really drove the mindfuck home
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:21 am
by CitrusGender
sick again
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 4:41 pm
by Nilons
The Discworld switches main characters every book or so iirc. If you want some really good ass stuff to read that is also really long but with a singular main character I suggest the dresden files.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:25 pm
by Ricotez
You're still in the early few books, where Terry was still getting a feel for the world and the characters in it. The next book in the witches series is Wyrd Sisters, where Granny is the main character right from the start. Much later in the chronology there are the Tiffany Aching books, which have some of the same ideas as Equal Rites but execute them a lot better IMO. For starters Tiffany Aching is a much more interesting character than Eskarina Smith.
Personally my favourite books are those about the Ankh-Morpork city watch.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:50 pm
by Anonmare
My favourite books were about Death, as a character he's so full of life.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:14 pm
by Ricotez
those are a close second for me, but I like the Watch books just a little more because Vimes is such a great character, and a great example of badass lawful good
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:22 pm
by captain sawrge
"Mort," said Mort.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:26 pm
by Wyzack
Nilons is right the Dresden Files is fucking amazing read it READ IT
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:33 pm
by Deitus
so i somehow found a picture of an episode of fairly odd parents and then they start discussing this episode and holy shit my mind is blown
http://fairlyoddparents.wikia.com/wiki/ ... ecret_Wish
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:36 pm
by Anonmare
Wyzack wrote:Nilons is right the Dresden Files is fucking amazing read it READ IT
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:51 pm
by Wyzack
The RPG is also very good and one of the ones i have played most. The magic system is fucking horribly explained in the core book though seriously its so ass
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:32 am
by Malkevin
Is it sertaline?
Take the pills, they're not that bad
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:54 am
by XSI
Don't take pills you don't trust without medical guidance from a professional
Especially not if you are taking them for one of the side effects (Getting drowsy/easier sleep) rather than their intended main effect
Even if they are harmless, the fact you can speak to a doctor about them at any time will help in reducing anxiety's effects
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:40 pm
by Malkevin
RIP
F
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:19 am
by IkeTG
I've been through so much these past handful of years or so, all I want now is some peace and quiet. It's hard not to feel jaded, so I've been trying to my damnedest to hold onto any semblance of lightheartedness so I don't come off as a huge loner jerk. Guess I'm afraid of it coming off as fake :p
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:44 pm
by CitrusGender
do you guys think it may be time for Watercooler 3 soon
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:18 pm
by IkeTG
CosmicScientist wrote:Is it fake if it's what you want to be?
I don't know what I want it to be. I guess I haven't had the time to stop and reflect on that.
CosmicScientist wrote:As some say, be ironic as a joke and you'll eventually turn into it. So if you keep trying, you'll be happy. That or you'll figure something out along the way. Spend time with friends!
It's not really about happiness, it's about getting over this existential dread of losing everything and having to live on the streets again. It's hard forgetting what it feels like to be betrayed or to starve, or to be cold and not have anywhere to go. That's why it's hard not to feel jaded, like I was ground down from a nice, cheerful person into a nervous and paranoid loner.
That's stuff I can get over eventually, it doesn't phase me as much as it may sound. I'm really more afraid of becoming more detached and distant from people. It's become really easy to do this and I fear one bad week could push me towards it.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:11 pm
by IkeTG
CosmicScientist wrote:Remember that if you keep trying, you will find someone who doesn't want to let you fall down.
It's better if I go it alone for now, I'd rather suffer alone than to hurt people I care about with my bullshit.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:32 pm
by Wyzack
Watercooler 1 was remove because a community member posted pictures of their cut up arms in it. Based Endgamerazari had the good sense to make another one. I don't see any reason to kill his perfectly functional thread
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 8:38 pm
by DemonFiren
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5688029
So it turns out one member of our forum is jobless now.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 2:16 am
by Anonmare
I never realised being a Super Nintendo was such a lucrative position.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 5:11 am
by DemonFiren
CosmicScientist wrote:Those poor children. We can log off to avoid him, they can't!
I think him logging off is the entire problem.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 10:01 pm
by Nilons
exercise is really good for you mentally and swimming is a fantastic exercise
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 7:17 pm
by Malkevin
It's warm, I want to buy some short sleeve work shirts but wtf - did they suddenly get banned or something?
Can't find any anywhere that aren't sweaty white polyester, aside from the fact I hate them sticking to me I can't wear white when half of my job involves either crawling about under desks or moving equipment that is often caked in dust.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 8:14 pm
by PKPenguin321
Malkevin wrote:It's warm, I want to buy some short sleeve work shirts but wtf - did they suddenly get banned or something?
Can't find any anywhere that aren't sweaty white polyester, aside from the fact I hate them sticking to me I can't wear white when half of my job involves either crawling about under desks or moving equipment that is often caked in dust.
There's always online shopping if you can't find anything local
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 9:58 pm
by Malkevin
I'm really stocky though so I'd prefer to be able to try the shirt on, yes you can send them back but thats a PITA
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 3:53 am
by nsos
watercooler 3 or die
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 10:14 am
by Malkevin
The last one closed because someone slit their wrists and Paprika made fun of them.
You know the sacrifice you need make Nsos, now it is up to you.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 11:35 am
by ColonicAcid
dont make nsos do anything that will endanger him he is a national shitposting treasure you fucking manimal
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 3:10 pm
by XSI
Dont make watercooler 3
Lets bring this thing to 1000 pages first
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 2:57 am
by XSI
>Windows isnt updating
Isn't this a good thing?
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 6:26 am
by Malkevin
The latest build is very buggy, I'd ignore it for now
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 9:04 am
by oranges
space jam here's your chance do your dance at the space jam
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 10:13 am
by Anonmare
oranges wrote:space jam here's your chance do your dance at the space jam
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now, we've got a real jam goin' down
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 12:50 pm
by Malkevin
Dear slow people,
Stay the fuck off the self serve checkouts.
Thanks
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 2:58 pm
by ColonicAcid
PLEASE RETURN ITEM TO THE CHECKOUT AREA.
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 11:33 pm
by ColonicAcid
#justbritish shit right there tbh nobody else will understand
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 8:28 pm
by Thunder11
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T RECOGNISE THAT LAST ITEM
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 8:56 pm
by Anonmare
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 8:27 am
by DemonFiren
EndgamerAzari wrote:Okay so I finished the bootcamp and I've got a job as a coder at a really small company.
Doesn't pay very well and I don't know what I'm doing and the commute is 50 minutes both ways but hey I'm staying at my friends' place for free at the moment and it's something.
and this is the last we ever heard of him, way back on page I dunno something like 88
Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 9:31 am
by Malkevin
Coder job at a small company.... that means he probably got lumped doing tech support as well.
He's probably jumped off a bridge, RIP.