Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:04 am #422516

Sugar: 8 grams.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:30 am #422536

That... stuff is ~25% sugar
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:36 am #422537

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DrPillzRedux » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:47 am #423349

>close friend breaks off engagement to gf of 4 years
>he just wants to play vidya since her leaving fucked him rent wise so no going out
>I'm fasting so I just want to go out and do stuff because body dumps hormones that make you have ADHD
>force myself to play vidya with him and he can tell I'm having trouble doing that
>basically watched him play deeprock while he talked about some heavy shit

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:52 am #423351

Wow, that's almost like normal human behaviour, grats
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DrPillzRedux » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:44 am #423357

no sweaty... i broke his heart for not playing vidya seriously!

he's one of those pro gamer types who refuse to play anything casually
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Whoisthere » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:47 pm #423401

I went on to become a sailor on this huge ass ship and I was gonna show my sailor buddies SS13 so I downloaded it and it turned out to be a li**er transvestite porn flash. I was like, wtf guys, haha. Then a few hours later there was a work meeting where every sailor was along with the captain, and when it ended this one li**er got up and very pointedly said something about li**er transvestite porn lover looking right at me. I pretended I didn't know what he was talking about. I then realised it was he that switched ss13 with that porn flash. Fucking li**ers.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby CitrusGender » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:49 pm #423816

been a rough past week

hopefully this one is better
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:43 am #425383

Anxiety sucks
But at least you're not as anxious as this one person I know. They're really anxious to the point that they avoid any and all social contact for several days if they say something that seems normal but they personally thought was strange, and then it usually only takes a few days for their next anxiety attack

Also sucks: Lack of sleep. Slept 3 hours, laid in bed 3 hours after trying to get back to sleep

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:15 pm #426824

I'd forgotten there is no game of thrones this year.

Not only is it delayed until April, there's only six episodes - wtf, are they two hours long?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Iatots » Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:50 pm #428051

>uncle's home phone been dead for 4 months
>be visiting him
>see "put SIM card in and restart" flashing on screen
>phone was some wireless thing, plug was actually charger
>flip phone, open battery slot, battery stack plugged in with wires
> disconnect, reconnect wires
>phone works now

wew lad.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby ColonicAcid » Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:33 pm #428054

Malkevin wrote:I'd forgotten there is no game of thrones this year.

Not only is it delayed until April, there's only six episodes - wtf, are they two hours long?

Yea
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Iatots » Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:17 pm #429441

Picked up firefly a hot minute. Didn't age well did it?

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:43 pm #429471

wait
firefly, the series
and you're seriously >implying
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Iatots » Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:47 pm #429476

Yes the series. And what am I >implying, boomer?

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:16 pm #429486

you're >implying I'm a >boomer
explosives is an overrated skill

also you're >implying that it hasn't aged well, which is bullshit
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Iatots » Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:49 pm #429494

>space cowboys running from the gubberment yeeehaw!

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Iatots » Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:57 pm #429497

I like malted milkballs is that close enough?

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Anonmare » Sat Jul 28, 2018 2:57 am #429564

Demonfiren is a 30 year old boomer, ignore him
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:14 am #429594

has the word become a meme overnight or has the definition shifted or something
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:01 pm #429602

Memes are dumb and only understood by Generation Z[ombie]
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Nilons » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:26 pm #429680

Anonmare wrote:Demonfiren is a 30 year old boomer, ignore him
I play Ostrava of Nanotrasen (good name) and Rolls-The-Bones (Crag Given name god bless)
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby PKPenguin321 » Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:30 pm #430853

i wanted to play modded minecraft since apparently it's all the rage or something but i was lazy so i installed this modpack thing from feed the beast with like 300 mods but that shit doesnt even load to the main menu without crashing
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:03 pm #430858

>ftb
lol, rtfm
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby IkeTG » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:56 pm #430870

mr. crime is moving into my area it seems, i wanna stay a safe lad though, what's some tactics to be safe?

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:58 pm #430872

Dog in the home and a gun in the waistband

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby IkeTG » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:00 pm #430876

i dont mean to shoot down free advice but i dont have proficiency in firearms

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:18 pm #430883

That doesn't stop the cops either
Or the criminals

Just aim the loud end at the bad guy
And get a local gun club membership so you can train in safety at the shooting range

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:47 pm #431057

> in work, night shift, it's quiet
> decide to chill and put some nice music on, pick the 1-hour version of claude debussy playing clair de lune
> comfy
> forget it's the fringe festival this month
> BOOM BANG THUD POP KABOOM
> no longer comfy

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:16 am #431476

Space!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/scie ... 78141.html
A planet over 12 times bigger than Jupiter has been found drifting alone through space around 20 light years away from Earth.

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:33 pm #431539

Iatots wrote:Picked up firefly a hot minute. Didn't age well did it?

rewatching it now
can confirm you simply have shit fucking taste
man I wish there was more sci-fi as comfy as this

inb4 forced boomer meme
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:32 pm #431557

Dark matter, which like Firefly was killed off by cunts in suits ?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:24 pm #431563

and let me guess
any vidya which are broadly similar are early access memes
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:14 pm #431583

SGU was just getting good, as was Caprica
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:17 pm #431584

DemonFiren wrote:and let me guess
any vidya which are broadly similar are early access memes


Umm... Pulsar - yep, Hellion - yep.
Oh! Rogue System! That was a full release and pretty good, you should go play it.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:21 am #431660

Pulsar is p gud tho

and Rogue System's Steam page says it's EA
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:39 am #431667

Rebel Galaxy I mean
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:12 am #431689

that being said rogue system also looks comfy
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:10 pm #431736

It is but there's not much of a game yet other than seeing how quick you can launch



Or how badly you can screw it up

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:19 am #432066

unrelated


how long until this hits the markets
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:33 pm #432136

We had 'VR' headsets developed about 15 years before they hit the market. So if that's the point of reference it won't be any time soon
However, these could work as an extra thing to use while wearing one of those headsets so we already have proven that there is a market for the things. So maybe it will be earlier than 2035

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Anonmare » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:05 pm #434909

I've got a few tips for an informal face to face.

If you feel nervous, hold onto one of your thumbs between your index and other thumb and cross your ankles beneath the table. It'll keep you from fidgeting.
Try to copy their movements and facial expressions but make sure you delay it by a good few seconds so it's not obvious, imitation is flattery but mimicry is annoying.
Make eye contact, but don't stare, let your gaze move around every now and then. If eye contact is hard, look at their forehead instead, they can't tell the difference.
Also, smile appropriately - Too much smile is either creepy or makes you look dumb. Lack of smiling makes you look like a nerd and nobody likes nerds.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:12 pm #434910

What you need to do is show up ten minutes late, kick the door open, jump on the desk and piss on it.

They will bow down to your show of dominance and make you the CEO
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby XSI » Sat Aug 25, 2018 5:46 am #434974

Pick up the phone and just tell them you understand their problems and are working to fix them

Then just do whatever, nobody really knows how HR works except HR

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Iatots » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:04 pm #435049

What the fuck I was looking up a sauce name (andalouse) in the supermarket on my smartphone and the search bar autocompleted to the sauce instead of the place the sauce takes the name from! Fucking android tracking me down to the fucking isle of the supermarket!

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Screemonster » Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:06 pm #435058

to be fair I'm pretty sure more people consume or want to purchase andalouse sauce than actually go to andalouse

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Anonmare » Sat Aug 25, 2018 5:12 pm #435159

I've noticed that search engines are getting a little too accurate with their predictions. I wanted to look up someone obscure after watching a video on them, typed two letters of their name and google had their name as the top suggestion.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Postby Malkevin » Sat Aug 25, 2018 5:20 pm #435164

I had to call up my doctor's the other day to book an appointment, not my usual doctor either, afterwards I made a calendar entry through the calendar app.
I typed in Telephone.

It suggested: Appointment, with, Dr, [x]

Wtf?
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