/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:44 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

DemonFiren wrote:
iksyp wrote:
Munchlax wrote:My addiction to music and cornflakes has gone too far
is it as bad as my addiction to popcorn?

Spoiler:
[youtube]NjxNnqTcHhg[/youtube]

why the fuck is watching a vinyl record so satisfying

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:47 am**

I'm fine. I feel fine. And normal. This is weird. I hate it.

Posted: **Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:14 am**

the aircon in my office broke and it got up to nearly 29 degrees at my desk and none of the windows in this building open, I ended up opening the roof access and wedging a fan in the door to get some circulation going

Posted: **Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:06 am**

[youtube]yNtySt6Fg30[/youtube]

Posted: **Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:04 am**

Sugar: 8 grams.

Posted: **Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:30 am**

That... stuff is ~25% sugar

Posted: **Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:36 am**

nestle: not even once

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:47 am**

>close friend breaks off engagement to gf of 4 years
>he just wants to play vidya since her leaving fucked him rent wise so no going out
>I'm fasting so I just want to go out and do stuff because body dumps hormones that make you have ADHD
>force myself to play vidya with him and he can tell I'm having trouble doing that
>basically watched him play deeprock while he talked about some heavy shit

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:52 am**

Wow, that's almost like normal human behaviour, grats

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:44 am**

no sweaty... i broke his heart for not playing vidya seriously!

he's one of those pro gamer types who refuse to play anything casually

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:47 pm**

I went on to become a sailor on this huge ass ship and I was gonna show my sailor buddies SS13 so I downloaded it and it turned out to be a li**er transvestite porn flash. I was like, wtf guys, haha. Then a few hours later there was a work meeting where every sailor was along with the captain, and when it ended this one li**er got up and very pointedly said something about li**er transvestite porn lover looking right at me. I pretended I didn't know what he was talking about. I then realised it was he that switched ss13 with that porn flash. Fucking li**ers.

Posted: **Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:49 pm**

been a rough past week

hopefully this one is better

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:43 am**

Anxiety sucks
But at least you're not as anxious as this one person I know. They're really anxious to the point that they avoid any and all social contact for several days if they say something that seems normal but they personally thought was strange, and then it usually only takes a few days for their next anxiety attack

Also sucks: Lack of sleep. Slept 3 hours, laid in bed 3 hours after trying to get back to sleep

Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 2018 2:15 pm**

I'd forgotten there is no game of thrones this year.

Not only is it delayed until April, there's only six episodes - wtf, are they two hours long?

Posted: **Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:50 pm**

>uncle's home phone been dead for 4 months
>be visiting him
>see "put SIM card in and restart" flashing on screen
>phone was some wireless thing, plug was actually charger
>flip phone, open battery slot, battery stack plugged in with wires
> disconnect, reconnect wires
>phone works now

wew lad.

Posted: **Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:33 pm**

Malkevin wrote:I'd forgotten there is no game of thrones this year.

Not only is it delayed until April, there's only six episodes - wtf, are they two hours long?

Yea

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2018 12:17 pm**

Picked up firefly a hot minute. Didn't age well did it?

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:43 pm**

wait
firefly, the series
and you're seriously >implying

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:47 pm**

Yes the series. And what am I >implying, boomer?

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:16 pm**

you're >implying I'm a >boomer
explosives is an overrated skill

also you're >implying that it hasn't aged well, which is bullshit

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:49 pm**

>space cowboys running from the gubberment yeeehaw!

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:57 pm**

I like malted milkballs is that close enough?

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2018 2:57 am**

Demonfiren is a 30 year old boomer, ignore him

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:14 am**

has the word become a meme overnight or has the definition shifted or something

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:01 pm**

Memes are dumb and only understood by Generation Z[ombie]

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:26 pm**

Anonmare wrote:Demonfiren is a 30 year old boomer, ignore him

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:30 pm**

i wanted to play modded minecraft since apparently it's all the rage or something but i was lazy so i installed this modpack thing from feed the beast with like 300 mods but that shit doesnt even load to the main menu without crashing

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:03 pm**

>ftb
lol, rtfm

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:56 pm**

mr. crime is moving into my area it seems, i wanna stay a safe lad though, what's some tactics to be safe?

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:58 pm**

Dog in the home and a gun in the waistband

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:00 pm**

i dont mean to shoot down free advice but i dont have proficiency in firearms

Posted: **Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:18 pm**

That doesn't stop the cops either
Or the criminals

Just aim the loud end at the bad guy
And get a local gun club membership so you can train in safety at the shooting range

Posted: **Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:47 pm**

> in work, night shift, it's quiet
> decide to chill and put some nice music on, pick the 1-hour version of claude debussy playing clair de lune
> comfy
> forget it's the fringe festival this month
> BOOM BANG THUD POP KABOOM
> no longer comfy

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:16 am**

Space!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/scie ... 78141.html

A planet over 12 times bigger than Jupiter has been found drifting alone through space around 20 light years away from Earth.

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:33 pm**

Iatots wrote:Picked up firefly a hot minute. Didn't age well did it?

rewatching it now
can confirm you simply have shit fucking taste
man I wish there was more sci-fi as comfy as this

inb4 forced boomer meme

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:32 pm**

Dark matter, which like Firefly was killed off by cunts in suits ?

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:24 pm**

and let me guess
any vidya which are broadly similar are early access memes

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:14 pm**

SGU was just getting good, as was Caprica

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:17 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:and let me guess
any vidya which are broadly similar are early access memes

Umm... Pulsar - yep, Hellion - yep.
Oh! Rogue System! That was a full release and pretty good, you should go play it.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:21 am**

Pulsar is p gud tho

and Rogue System's Steam page says it's EA

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:39 am**

Rebel Galaxy I mean

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:12 am**

that being said rogue system also looks comfy

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:10 pm**

It is but there's not much of a game yet other than seeing how quick you can launch

[youtube]_nB9KmSMIjs[/youtube]

Or how badly you can screw it up

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Posted: **Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:19 am**

unrelated
[youtube]OK2y4Z5IkZ0[/youtube]
[youtube]s-HAsxt9pV4[/youtube]
how long until this hits the markets

Posted: **Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:33 pm**

We had 'VR' headsets developed about 15 years before they hit the market. So if that's the point of reference it won't be any time soon
However, these could work as an extra thing to use while wearing one of those headsets so we already have proven that there is a market for the things. So maybe it will be earlier than 2035

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:05 pm**

I've got a few tips for an informal face to face.

If you feel nervous, hold onto one of your thumbs between your index and other thumb and cross your ankles beneath the table. It'll keep you from fidgeting.
Try to copy their movements and facial expressions but make sure you delay it by a good few seconds so it's not obvious, imitation is flattery but mimicry is annoying.
Make eye contact, but don't stare, let your gaze move around every now and then. If eye contact is hard, look at their forehead instead, they can't tell the difference.
Also, smile appropriately - Too much smile is either creepy or makes you look dumb. Lack of smiling makes you look like a nerd and nobody likes nerds.

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2018 9:12 pm**

What you need to do is show up ten minutes late, kick the door open, jump on the desk and piss on it.

They will bow down to your show of dominance and make you the CEO

Posted: **Sat Aug 25, 2018 5:46 am**

Pick up the phone and just tell them you understand their problems and are working to fix them

Then just do whatever, nobody really knows how HR works except HR

Posted: **Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:04 pm**

What the fuck I was looking up a sauce name (andalouse) in the supermarket on my smartphone and the search bar autocompleted to the sauce instead of the place the sauce takes the name from! Fucking android tracking me down to the fucking isle of the supermarket!

Posted: **Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:06 pm**

to be fair I'm pretty sure more people consume or want to purchase andalouse sauce than actually go to andalouse

Posted: **Sat Aug 25, 2018 5:12 pm**

I've noticed that search engines are getting a little too accurate with their predictions. I wanted to look up someone obscure after watching a video on them, typed two letters of their name and google had their name as the top suggestion.

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