The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by DemonFiren » #100872

Bottom post of the previous page:

I wonder if that was ever possible on Goon.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Silavite » #100932

Not exacly the F-35, but close enough.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Timbrewolf » #101213

Gonna re-install DCS and the modules for some jet fightan combat. Been a while.

If all this talk about blowing shit up and airplanes has you curious to fly something get that shit installed fo' free and we can frogfoot on stuff as a group.

Alternatively us sick MLG flight pro's can fly escorts and shit.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Silavite » #101507

I would if my DCS world would-
  • Let me log in to online mode.
  • Not crash every 10 minutes
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Timbrewolf » #101544

>F-16 stylin' all over the F-35

That's my girl. Get 'em.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Cik » #101556

>coloring book says you can't hit the barrel

bitch please i got 1150 rounds and a gunPAC arm switch i got this shit. everyone else can RTB.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Incomptinence » #101600

An0n3 wrote:>F-16 stylin' all over the F-35

That's my girl. Get 'em.
Did you see this part?
“As many military leaders from across the globe have stated on numerous occasions and we fully endorse – when a 4th generation fighter encounters the F-35 in a combat scenario, the 4th generation fighter dies.”
"It doesn't matter that we lost because it will always win this scenario it just lost!" I know it is meant to engage at range but holy molly ruling out a their own combat scenario as one that can never happen? There is a difference between a strategy and casting turn F-16s.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by XSI » #101625

It's not about getting a good fighter into the air

It's about selling a Good(tm) product
Marketing ho!
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Timbrewolf » #101638

The fucking guys are pulling the ol' "NU UH YOU CANT SHOOT ME DOWN I WOULD HAVE MY SHIELDS UP AND TURN INVISIBLE AND TELEPORT AWAY NU UH YOU DIDNT HIT ME NU UH NU UH" schoolyard bullshit

Fucking hilarious
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Cik » #101858

is it even good at BVR? it's fucking heavy and it's turn rate is not great

wouldn't it lose to a mig-31 or other equivalent LRM platform anyway?

and it's stealth doesn't even work from beam rite

so get in on it's side at any point and you'll know it's there?

anyway unless the pilot was a moron all the chestbeating they're doing is fucking ridiculous considering any idiot with a superior plane should be able to win a dogfight
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Incomptinence » #101861

Biplane dogfight when?
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by callanrockslol » #101936

A guy in a biplane with some dudes strapped to the wings firing stingers, natures most deadly predator.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Malkevin » #101952

Biplanes do have really tight turning circles...
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #102235

Malkevin wrote:Biplanes do have really tight turning circles...
I will admit to having been shot down in War Thunder while flying a ME-262 by a Gladiator biplane.

No ramming or anything, just missed on the boom'n'zoom and he spun around on the spot and blew out an engine.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Malkevin » #102246

I can believe.

Used to regularly pop ME262s with a Hurricane MK1B back when I used to fly Aces High
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Cik » #102258

biplane with AIM-120D set to BORE when?

AMRAAM would probably cost 100000x the airframe

still probably effective at close range

this is the f-16 successor we've been waiting for.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Incomptinence » #102270

Fuck we need to all get into the pentagon with this shit.

Twice the wings twice the cost utility or whatever just tell them they can strap twice as many marines on them or some shit.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Takeguru » #102769

Twice as many wings, twice as many marine hardpoints.

It's perfect.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #103111

Takeguru wrote:Twice as many wings, twice as many marine hardpoints.

It's perfect.
Open-air marine hardpoints means they can carry stinger missiles, too!

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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by rdght91 » #103455

A old Master Chief in the Navy who started in the Air Force as a flight controller loves to talk about how funny it was with the air force craft (not limited by the need to be carrier baseable) in simulated battle against navy wings, most of the navy pilots would get "dead" before they even had to chance to realize that they were in danger. That's why the F-22 versus the F-35 is going to look like a drag race between a McClaren and a PT Cruiser that someone tried to slap a supercharger and like 5 race computers in.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Cik » #103463

at least in the modern era there isn't a huge difference though. certainly the superhornet compares to it's brethren favorably. it loses to the f-22 due to being hard countered by 360 radar stealth. but then everything loses to f-22 until you have IRST like sukhoi or rafale variants, then of course it's up in the air.

maybe in the old days though. then again even in like 70-90 there were tomcats which weren't terrible.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Timbrewolf » #103543

LETS SEE YOUR SUPER FANCY FUCKING F-22 STEALTH RADAR 360 NO SCOPE MY BIPLANE WHEN ITS MADE OUT OF WOOD AND TARP FAGGOT.

MY WHOLE PLANE COSTS LESS THAN YOUR EJECTION SEAT.

FUCK YOU.

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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by callanrockslol » #104551

The more I think about this the more I realize that an F-35 might not actually be able to kill a wooden biplane.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Incomptinence » #105008

Depends on the weather, the biplane is more durable.
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Re: The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter

Post by Takeguru » #105017

>Lightning strikes F-35
Electronics fail, pilot has to punch out and breaks his arm pulling the lever

>Lightning strikes bi-plane
Slight singeing, rain puts out any fire


Biplane is starting to look like a serious contender
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