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Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:17 am
by Timbrewolf
[youtube]7gA_a9FXIBo[/youtube]
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:20 am
by DemonFiren
You're a bit late, aren't you.
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:21 am
by Timbrewolf
DemonFiren wrote:You're a bit late, aren't you.
It's today's news you twat.
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:24 am
by DemonFiren
Hah, ED knew about it long before that.
And their quotes burn a bit harder.
"Jared Fogel's career began and ended by getting into smaller pants."
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:43 am
by Takeguru
What kind of bread did he use?
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:51 am
by nsos
Takeguru wrote:What kind of bread did he use?
no one knows, but the only meats he's getting in prison sandwiches will be meatballs
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:52 am
by Takeguru
Sure hope he likes mayo.
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:03 am
by Timbrewolf
DemonFiren wrote:Hah, ED knew about it long before that.
And their quotes burn a bit harder.
"Jared Fogel's career began and ended by getting into smaller pants."
The point of this thread has gone well over your head.
Everyone has known about the allegations against Jared for at least the last month. It's been all over the news.
The point of this thread is not the news.
It's that someone published a full page cover story just to make a joke about how Jared is going to get raped in prison for being a Pedophile.
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:10 am
by Maccus
I like how Subway's trying to distance themselves from him but nobody on Earth knows him as anything other than "the Subway guy."
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:30 am
by DemonFiren
An0n3 wrote:DemonFiren wrote:Hah, ED knew about it long before that.
And their quotes burn a bit harder.
"Jared Fogel's career began and ended by getting into smaller pants."
The point of this thread has gone well over your head.
Everyone has known about the allegations against Jared for at least the last month. It's been all over the news.
The point of this thread is not the news.
It's that someone published a full page cover story just to make a joke about how Jared is going to get raped in prison for being a Pedophile.
Oh, man, and there I thought this was gonna be amusing.
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 1:59 am
by Ricotez
>jared fogel
who?
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 2:09 am
by Takeguru
The subway guy, did a lot of commercials for them
"I lost 500lbs thanks to only eating overpriced sandwiches" or however much he lost
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 2:38 am
by Incomptinence
Maybe the real weight loss trick was being a nonce. Juries hate him!
So when is lifeweb getting a fitness board?
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 3:31 am
by Timbrewolf
It's a good thing Jared's used to eating subs.
He's going to get his fill of 6" Italians in prison.
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 4:34 am
by Vekter
Between this, the whole Ashley Madison thing and Josh Druggar's bullshit, this week has been chock full of shadenfreude.
An0n3 wrote:It's a good thing Jared's used to eating subs.
He's going to get his fill of 6" Italians in prison.
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Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:46 pm
by Ricotez
didnt south park did an episode about him? these commercials never aired in europe so thats the only thing I might know him from
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:59 pm
by Takeguru
"Jared has Aides" - 2002
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:51 pm
by MisterPerson
Now he probably will get AIDS in prison though
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 4:48 am
by Deitus
this was the guy who said video games made him fat, so fuck him anyway
semi on-topic: best subway recipe is meatball sub with lettuce, swiss chese, and a SHITTON of mayo
dead serious here, dont knock it till you try it
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 5:59 am
by Takeguru
I get physically sick if I eat mayo.
Not sure why.
It's okay if it's just a bit, but if I can taste it I'll throw up.
And I prefer Quiznos anyway
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 6:24 am
by Deitus
Takeguru wrote:I get physically sick if I eat mayo.
Not sure why.
It's okay if it's just a bit, but if I can taste it I'll throw up.
And I prefer Quiznos anyway
the way i see it is that quiznos has better meats while subway has better bread, but thats personal opinion obviously
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:05 am
by Screemonster
Takeguru wrote:I get physically sick if I eat mayo.
Not sure why.
It's okay if it's just a bit, but if I can taste it I'll throw up.
And I prefer Quiznos anyway
Might be
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_aversion
tl;dr of the relevant bit:
I'm the same with tequila. First time I ever had it was the capstone on an absolute fucker of a christmas booze up as a student, and now the slightest hint of it makes me gag.
Re: Burn of the Century
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:16 am
by Incomptinence
I got taste aversion to pumpkin by being made to eat my sisters' servings of pumpkin soup because they were and are picky and I well wasn't and my mother "didn't want to waste it".
I ate too much due to this and threw up now pumpkin makes me gag even the smell is unpleasant.