2 truths 1 lie general

danno · Post by **danno** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:32 pm #14380

Bottom post of the previous page:

the lie is every time you say that you are robust

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:37 pm #14383

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:10 pm #14387

danno wrote:the lie is every time you say that you are robust

Sick ice burn

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:15 am #14436

danno wrote:the lie is every time you say that you are robust

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:56 pm #14552

this whole thread is fucking lies

1. miggles is unrobust
2. miggles is gay
3. paprika is awesome

which is lie???

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:28 pm #14585

3 is lie

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 7:54 pm #14595

no its 1

allura · Post by **allura** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 3:58 am #14919

after my dog died my father had us eat it as part of a religioud ceremony (im not involved with the religion)
i own all of the bad dragon dildos
i once witnessed a man be ran over by a large truck, with the wheel going over his chest and literally flattening it like a pancake

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 4:22 am #14923

2 is the liue

thats like 50,000 dollars of dildos

Spacemanspark · Sat Jun 21, 2014 5:14 am

1. I've never broken a bone in my entire life.
2. I'm an oddly quiet person in reality.
3. I plan on joining the Navy.

Braindude · Post by **Braindude** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 5:09 pm #15011

Spacemanspark wrote:1. I've never broken a bone in my entire life.
2. I'm an oddly quiet person in reality.
3. I plan on joining the Navy.

3 cant be the lie cause you're gay

Spacemanspark · Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:41 pm

Braindude wrote:
Spacemanspark wrote:1. I've never broken a bone in my entire life.
2. I'm an oddly quiet person in reality.
3. I plan on joining the Navy.

3 cant be the lie cause you're gay

Fuck you, and you're wrong.

Braindude · Post by **Braindude** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:50 pm #15028

Spacemanspark wrote:
Braindude wrote:
Spacemanspark wrote:1. I've never broken a bone in my entire life.
2. I'm an oddly quiet person in reality.
3. I plan on joining the Navy.

3 cant be the lie cause you're gay
Fuck you, and you're wrong.

you have a character named literally tails doll

lol

Spacemanspark · Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:23 pm

Braindude wrote:
Spacemanspark wrote:
Braindude wrote:
Spacemanspark wrote:1. I've never broken a bone in my entire life.
2. I'm an oddly quiet person in reality.
3. I plan on joining the Navy.

3 cant be the lie cause you're gay
Fuck you, and you're wrong.
you have a character named literally tails doll

lol

Thaaaaat was a while ago, and it was a joke between me and a relative of mine.

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:23 pm #15035

He's right, you should have taken a badass name like apple ringer.

Braindude · Post by **Braindude** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:41 pm #15038

apple ringer is literally the manliest coolest name ever

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:42 pm #15039

Braindude wrote:apple ringer is literally the manliest coolest name ever

what about Mud Puppy

or Blossom Pizza

Braindude · Post by **Braindude** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:51 pm #15045

Blossom Pizza does sound very badass

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:13 pm #15051

apple ringer more like asshole rimmer

Braindude · Post by **Braindude** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 9:04 pm #15061

he rims ur moms asshole

danno · Post by **danno** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:20 pm #15089

"a while ago"

keep making excuses you furfaggot

Spacemanspark · Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:25 am

danno wrote:"a while ago"

keep making excuses you furfaggot

I kinda did...
The T.D. was a reference, yes, but it wasn't the actual name.
I really don't see why you care so much, friend. There are plenty of other dumb names out there that people use in this game. You guys tend to disrail every topic I enter with this individual thing, it's kind of funny.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 3:30 am #15107

i can not think of a single dumb name off the top of my head that is stupider than tails doll
at least not of anyone who actually plays the game

danno · Post by **danno** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:57 pm #15166

I honestly don't know if it's worse to have a character named "Tails Doll" or to have a character whose middle initials stand for fucking "Tails Doll"

Mastigos · Post by **Mastigos** » Sun Jun 22, 2014 6:27 pm #15189

1. I was personally invited to the lighting of Alabama's state Christmas tree by the governor when I was 10.
2. I have my Bachelor's degree in Psychology and am considering going for a doctorate in cognitive neuroscience.
3. When I was a teenager I trained horses, and was taught by a man that trains them for movies and has even played as a stunt double in Far and Away and The Postman.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:31 am #15247

2 sounds like a wet dream of yours rather than a reality.

Mastigos · Post by **Mastigos** » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:10 am #15263

It's only a lie because I don't have my bachelor's yet, I'm in school and actually am aiming for the doctorate.

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:51 am #15270

Mastigos wrote:It's only a lie because I don't have my bachelor's yet, I'm in school and actually am aiming for the doctorate.

Remember that piece of paper only cost you 200,000 dollars

Mastigos · Post by **Mastigos** » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:37 pm #15449

200k in debt > ever having to see Tennessee ever again outside of family gatherings.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:10 pm #15540

i dont think going to college is for everyone terbs but what else would you suggest
besides trade schools
working at walmart forever?

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:00 pm #15556

miggles wrote:i dont think going to college is for everyone terbs but what else would you suggest
besides trade schools
working at walmart forever?

There's millions of good paying jobs for people without degrees, anyone who is smart and has drive can become successful, a piece of paper does not guarantee you'll make good money, I know English masters working at Arby's and high school dropouts making 65k a year managing a Pizza Hut

College is bullshit, people with will and drive to succeed will always make out in the end. Modern management has been improved to spot those with potential,I mean fuck my GM at jimmy johns started as a driver fresh out of a 9 month prison sentence, worked hard and now 7 months later he has his own store

College is used as an excuse for people with no will or drive to say "WOW I GOT THIS PIECE OF PAPER SAYS MODERN FART STRUCTURES AND IM NOT MAKING 80K STARTING WTF"

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:03 pm #15559

Double post because fuck you it's my thread

Trade schools are also shit. They recruit people fresh out of high school telling them "HEY KID DOES 15 DOLLARS AN HOUR SOUND COOL COME SPEND MONEY AND BECOME A WELDER"

"Me-wow that's double what I'm making at mcdonalds!!!"

Then they end up cutting sheet metal and living in the Midwest for 60 years because 15 dollars an hour is like 24k a year aka shit poverty wage

Yo dreams ain't gon make you rich kid but I can

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Thu Jun 26, 2014 6:49 pm #16009

If you're white and male thr funeral business is killer awesome.

OtherDalfite · Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:13 am

TheTerbs wrote:Double post because fuck you it's my thread

Trade schools are also shit. They recruit people fresh out of high school telling them "HEY KID DOES 15 DOLLARS AN HOUR SOUND COOL COME SPEND MONEY AND BECOME A WELDER"

"Me-wow that's double what I'm making at mcdonalds!!!"

Then they end up cutting sheet metal and living in the Midwest for 60 years because 15 dollars an hour is like 24k a year aka shit poverty wage

Yo dreams ain't gon make you rich kid but I can

holy shit terbs i cant believe how accurate this is. midwest is also a gigantic recruiting place for the military. my high school had some branch visiting at least every other week.

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:09 pm #16428

Yeah when I was in school they were there two or three times a week from every branch, and rotated who got what days, Monday, and Fridays, and sometimes Wednesday

The worst part was when they would sit outside at lunch, and give people free food and shirts and shit, "Hey kid sign off on this enlistment paper and i'll give you a free t shirt and some candy"

Alexander De'Foe · Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:30 am

1.) I believe I killed a man at an intentionally unscripted location at an intentionally unscripted time in my preteens
2.) Jumped out of a plane and thought para-targeting practice was a good idea
3.) Some shit went down, assumptions were made, and now Kudzu is will not talk to me. He did say sorry at the funeral at least, not that he had to.

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:26 am #16760

2

OH HO BOY WHATS THIS? MINIMUM CHARACTERS I NEED IS 3?

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:21 pm #16862

Alexander De'Foe wrote:1.) I believe I killed a man at an intentionally unscripted location at an intentionally unscripted time in my preteens
2.) Jumped out of a plane and thought para-targeting practice was a good idea
3.) Some shit went down, assumptions were made, and now Kudzu is will not talk to me. He did say sorry at the funeral at least, not that he had to.

All r true

Alexander De'Foe · Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:20 am

I don't like you Terbs, just putting that out there.

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:39 am #17003

Alexander De'Foe wrote:I don't like you Terbs, just putting that out there.

me too

Alexander De'Foe · Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:58 am

At least we can agree upon a mutual understanding. Let's move on.

Mr Wondrous · Post by **Mr Wondrous** » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:23 am #17018

I used to not like the terbs too

But then I stopped playing the game and just use the forums

I like the terbs now