/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2014 9:34 pm**

everyone post your subtle brags and attention grabbing here

1. i stole a Cadillac and got away with it once
2. i am a card carrying member of mensa
3. i am a former getaway driver

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2014 9:59 pm**

I thought you went to prison
What did you steal
I use Arch Linux

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2014 10:09 pm**

lol #2 is the lie terbs

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2014 10:45 pm**

1. I once punched a girl in the head while we were making out so hard that she required hospitilization
2. I have spin thrown a four year old boy at a wall
3. I was hit by a car and the driver was far more injured than I.

Questions?

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2014 10:56 pm**

1. I paint my toenails
2. I've never shitposted on 4chan
3. I made no mistakes on my DMV written or driving test (for both cars and motorcycles) and have never been stopped by the police

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 12:18 am**

paprika wrote:1. I paint my toenails
2. I've never shitposted on 4chan
3. I made no mistakes on my DMV written or driving test (for both cars and motorcycles) and have never been stopped by the police

3 is the lie

no one has ever gotten a perfect score on that

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 12:58 am**

My older brother did, and he taught me to drive and ride, but you're right. Also I've been pulled over for speeding because LE CHP FACE

Also I've posted on 4chan a total of 3-4 times in the past year, I'm a lurkfag and I personally hate posting unless it's contact info in /vg/ stuff like I did for warbros.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 1:51 am**

>you paint your toenails
disgusting

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 2:18 am**

miggles wrote:>you paint your toenails
disgusting

Sometimes they look good painted thou

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 5:02 am**

LITERALLY NO
NAIL POLISH IS FUCKING DISGUSTING ALWAYS

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 5:08 am**

I don't know, a little color isn't always bad. Might as well if you've got decent nails.

And, because these are always fun...

Spoiler:

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 5:11 am**

FUCK THOSE ARE GOOD I CAN'T TELL

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 5:24 am**

no, a little color is always bad

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 5:44 am**

real footage of miggles being racist

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 6:35 am**

nigga you paint your goddamn toenails

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 7:01 am**

Girls think it's cute.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 7:49 am**

yeah painted toe nails are qt on a grill but on a guy its weird dude

like we;re supposed to have hairy caveman feet man gurks are lucky i even cut my toe nails

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 7:55 am**

1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 5:55 pm**

Vekter wrote:1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?

im gonna say

1 is a lie

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 9:07 pm**

TheTerbs wrote:
Vekter wrote:1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?
im gonna say

1 is a lie

Spoiler:

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 9:08 pm**

3 is the lie

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 9:25 pm**

Vekter wrote:
TheTerbs wrote:
Vekter wrote:1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?
im gonna say

1 is a lie

Spoiler:
fucking wrong

so none of them are a lie then

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 10:10 pm**

1. i have recurring nightmares about trying to choke the life out of a dog but never being able to fully kill it
2. i have recurring nightmares (debatable) about being a girl with a dick
3. i have recurring nightmares about a time I saw someone get hit by a train

i'll never tell

also nail polish is grossnasty

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 10:11 pm**

3 is the lie

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 10:30 pm**

1. I was arrested on my 18th birthday for being completely wasted and stabbing someone.
2. At the age of 4 I got my foot mangled in a machinery accident in an airport, and now have a hardly noticeable prosthetic foot.
3. My stepfather is a maori tribalist, and wants me to cover around 25% of my body in tattoos as part of a tradition.

go.

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 10:34 pm**

fuckin nice
subtle and bluespace are wrecking this

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2014 2:53 am**

TheTerbs wrote:
Vekter wrote:
TheTerbs wrote:
Vekter wrote:1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?
im gonna say

1 is a lie

Spoiler:
fucking wrong
so none of them are a lie then

Spoiler:

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2014 3:02 am**

yeah good because math is fucking stupid, retarded, and gay

fuck math

the fuck is algebra

the fuck is it

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2014 3:21 am**

No lies. All truth.

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2014 3:57 am**

1. I have met, spoken with, and shook hands with Steve Blum.
2. As a baby, I was incorrectly diagnosed with a serious disease and had to have oral surgery to deal with it.
3. I have not ever broken a bone in my body.

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2014 4:26 am**

miggles wrote:1. I have met, spoken with, and shook hands with Steve Blum.
2. As a baby, I was incorrectly diagnosed with a serious disease and had to have oral surgery to deal with it.
3. I have not ever broken a bone in my body.

1 is lie, steve blum isnt real

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2014 12:27 pm**

yes he is

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2014 8:09 pm**

miggles wrote:1. I have met, spoken with, and shook hands with Steve Blum.
2. As a baby, I was incorrectly diagnosed with a serious disease and had to have oral surgery to deal with it.
3. I have not ever broken a bone in my body.

I'll say 2 is the lie.

1. seems like its possible for you, considering the kind of things you're into.
and 3. is true for me so I can see it being true for others.

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2014 10:38 pm**

mine is too hard I think.

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2014 7:37 am**

Remie Richards wrote:
miggles wrote:1. I have met, spoken with, and shook hands with Steve Blum.
2. As a baby, I was incorrectly diagnosed with a serious disease and had to have oral surgery to deal with it.
3. I have not ever broken a bone in my body.
I'll say 2 is the lie.

1. seems like its possible for you, considering the kind of things you're into.
and 3. is true for me so I can see it being true for others.

Spoiler:

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2014 12:52 pm**

1. i broke a vertebrae skateboarding when i was 10
2. my writing has already been published in a short story anthology
3. i'm only 5'7

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2014 4:45 am**

1. I've had back surgery for a severely herniated disk.
2. I have 3 governor's awards in acting.
3. My IQ ranged at 1 out of every 13,000 people.
protip: I'm 19.

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2014 4:58 am**

3 is lie

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2014 5:00 am**

is that an insult miggles but no, 2 is the wrong one. that's my friend. i couldnt act on stage. i'd freeze up

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2014 5:00 am**

youre supposed to tell me if im wrong or not

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2014 5:01 am**

miggles wrote:youre supposed to tell me if im wrong or not

i edited it are you happy

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2014 5:08 am**

fuck i was going to pick 2 and insult your acting skills

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:57 am**

1. I'm 5'6, 145 pounds, in great conditioning along with 11 years of martial arts
2. I have a college degree of vidya game design.
3. I've been suspended and sued at work for pepper spraying, take down and zip tieing two assholes while on the job.

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:46 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:22 pm**

1 is the lie

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:41 pm**

2 is the lie

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:18 pm**

Going for my Bachelors at the art institute right now babe-bee

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:20 pm**

1 is the lie then

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:29 pm**

Spoiler:

You'd figure due to my murder boning nature I'm shitcurity in real life but i'm not!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:32 pm**

the lie is every time you say that you are robust

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