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[Super Aggro Crag]

Man, and I used to think Australians were the worst member of the anglosphere. At least those pie-eating convicts can handle the fucking bantz.

[Malkevin]

Man, and I used to think Australians were the worst member of the anglosphere. At least those pie-eating convicts can handle the fucking bantz.

>Implying I'm not handling the bants.

What, can't you queers handle a little yelling?

Points on getting your feelings hurt and throwing a caps lock and bold letters tantrum, nice job! Not that I expect anything more from a guy who lives in a 96% white area but literally said he's afraid black people and muslims are gonna extinct white people like elves.

See you keep repeating this, despite me correcting you several times.

My feelings aren't hurt in the bit, why would they be?
I'm yelling at you because you're a grade-a dumb arse.


Oh, and the demographics of my city is 70% White British - and those stats are for the whole greater metropolitan district, which includes a fuck ton of countryside with several very large villages. Now those villages, those are practically all white.
But the city? Majority of areas are majority pakistani/indian.

[Incomptinence]

Local white supremacist moves to the proto ghetto to feel like a minority more at 11.

[ShadowDimentio]

why would I think otherwise when there is enough empirical evidence out there that they are? You altright polack spergers love to talk about "logic" and "reason" but the second any evidence comes up that contradicts you you love to clamp your hands on your ears and scream you're being oppressed by facts.

>Facts
>Hasn't given a single example
>Just asserted something and then shut down with "ARGUING WITH YOU WOULD BE POINTLESS"
>Trying to take the highground

D- see me after class

[nsos]

[nsos]

also Philando Castile actually had a license to carry his gun

shoutouts The Conservative Treehouse (tm) for intentionally spreading misinformation to try and retroactively justifying him getting shot

[Incomptinence]

I heard he came from the secret colony on the moon and he really died of a diet consisting of 90% moon cheese causing his intestines to fire out nuts as shrapnel.

[Zilenan91]

No that's wrong, Philandro Catille came from the Jungles of the Amazon, feasting for years on the entrails of white men he hunted

[nsos]

more lies by the liberal mainstream media, philando castle was born in 2125 on a mining colony on mars, just a quiet, backwater facility among the stars

[Zilenan91]

and his name was John. John was the only space marine in the defense of Mars when the demons attacked and then he shot them and then the roof collapsed and then John had to kill teh demons and then John was a zombie

[nsos]

exactly. god bless our boys in blue, another zombie-american off the streets. and im not racist, i have undead friends, but as everyone knows there's a difference between good upstanding undead people and thug ghetto zombies, unlike the PC marxist media who are afraid to say the "z word." wake up sheeple

[Zilenan91]

#notallvampirehunters

[Wyzack]

#zombieunlivesmatter

[Incomptinence]

he was actually carrying a magic load of contraband oswald brand magic bullets which need to be fermented in the gall blader of a black man.

when glorious space marine saint jesus pulled him over he just got flustered he passed his gall stones and the bullets natural sought out the nearest target and killed it

sergeant ubermench tried to shoot the magic bullets with his own bullets but it was too late

[DrPillzRedux]

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[Snake2512]

lads
lad

none of this BLM shit even fuckin matters and trump or whoever can fuck off lets talk realk politics

i did some research into farmers union iced coffee and dare iced coffee and apparently they're bOTH OWNED BY FUCKING JAPS but farmers union is sitll made in south aus therefore makin it the best by default

Oak probs has t he best choco milk but their iced coffee is not up to scratch imo but their milk is top thickness

if you drink barista bros you're a fuckin traitor to the nation you halal muslim supporting cunt

[nsos]

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is this like an entire album of edgy teenagers that just realized they can say the word nigger on the internet

lads
lad

none of this BLM shit even fuckin matters and trump or whoever can fuck off lets talk realk politics

i did some research into farmers union iced coffee and dare iced coffee and apparently they're bOTH OWNED BY FUCKING JAPS but farmers union is sitll made in south aus therefore makin it the best by default

Oak probs has t he best choco milk but their iced coffee is not up to scratch imo but their milk is top thickness

if you drink barista bros you're a fuckin traitor to the nation you halal muslim supporting cunt

never heard of either brand but i'm not australian

honestly i just make iced coffee by brewing a donut shop k-cup with a shitton of ice in the cup

best actual iced coffee brand ive had is Blue Bottle New Orleans some some place but it's legit 4 dollars per fucking bottle fuck that shit, i'll brew most of my coffee hot anyway even if it's like 90 degrees out

[Maccus]

one time i put italian dressing in ramen

[nsos]

i wish i could say i was disgusted by that but i made a fruit shake the other day with lemonade, frozen pineapples and about-to-expire milk so i have no real room to stand on

[Snake2512]

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is this like an entire album of edgy teenagers that just realized they can say the word nigger on the internet

lads
lad

none of this BLM shit even fuckin matters and trump or whoever can fuck off lets talk realk politics

i did some research into farmers union iced coffee and dare iced coffee and apparently they're bOTH OWNED BY FUCKING JAPS but farmers union is sitll made in south aus therefore makin it the best by default

Oak probs has t he best choco milk but their iced coffee is not up to scratch imo but their milk is top thickness

if you drink barista bros you're a fuckin traitor to the nation you halal muslim supporting cunt

never heard of either brand but i'm not australian

honestly i just make iced coffee by brewing a donut shop k-cup with a shitton of ice in the cup

best actual iced coffee brand ive had is Blue Bottle New Orleans some some place but it's legit 4 dollars per fucking bottle fuck that shit, i'll brew most of my coffee hot anyway even if it's like 90 degrees out

I like the ones that are real thick, like proper milk hate them watery ones

[DrPillzRedux]

There's something wrong with you if you can't jam to Moonman.

[nsos]

yes sadly i have something wrong with me and it's known as the the very serious and life-threatening medical condition known as being over the age of 12

[DrPillzRedux]

yes sadly i have something wrong with me and it's known as the the very serious and life-threatening medical condition known as being over the age of 12

Funny, you type like someone under 12.

Enjoy more moontime.

[Jacough]

one time i put italian dressing in ramen

That's almost as disgusting as this one chick I dated putting ranch on basically everything she ate.

[Maccus]

I'm gonna need some examples my dude. Some people think ranch on pizza's nasty but once you try it it's pretty alright.

[DrPillzRedux]

Ranch on pizza is the best.

Dip fries in your milkshake mmmm.

Mix ranch and ketchup and use it on your burger and fries.

Ketchup on eggs is god tier.

[Jacough]

Ketchup on eggs is god tier.

you make me sick.

I'm gonna need some examples my dude. Some people think ranch on pizza's nasty but once you try it it's pretty alright.

I made her spaghetti with meat sauce and boiled an artichoke to go with it. She put ranch on her spaghetti and insisted on dipping her artichoke in ranch. Fucking nasty.

[Wyzack]

>Ketchup on eggs

*puke

[ShadowDimentio]

>Anti-ketchup eggers

RACE WAR NOW

[XSI]

Why not just put a slice of tomato on your egg?

[Incomptinence]

Chilli sauce on dry weetbix

[Snake2512]

Chilli sauce on dry weetbix

how many weetbix?

[onleavedontatme]

Salsa or cholula on eggs is best, debate me.

[Jacough]

Why can't you people just eat your eggs with salt and pepper like decent human beings?

[Zilenan91]

I like to mix eggs in chocolate milk if I have it. I make scrambled eggs and put a small layer of warm chocolate milk at the bottom of the bowl and stir the eggs around and eat them like that. Afterwards I drink the chocolate milk out of the bowl.

[Takeguru]

I like hot sauce on my eggs

Brand doesn't matter, so long as it has a kick

[ShadowDimentio]

I like to mix eggs in chocolate milk if I have it. I make scrambled eggs and put a small layer of warm chocolate milk at the bottom of the bowl and stir the eggs around and eat them like that. Afterwards I drink the chocolate milk out of the bowl.

Clearly xeno scum, we need to destroy him before he gestates

[Bolien]

I like to mix eggs in chocolate milk if I have it. I make scrambled eggs and put a small layer of warm chocolate milk at the bottom of the bowl and stir the eggs around and eat them like that. Afterwards I drink the chocolate milk out of the bowl.

I puked a little.

[Incomptinence]

If it was milo instead of pleb tier chocolate milk i could understand

Like i ain't demanding legit coco just minimum standards

[Zilenan91]

I have this tin, refillable canister of chocolate milk that's been on the bottom shelf of my fridge's door for over a year and I'm too scared to touch it. One day I'll look inside and the abyss will look back.

[DemonFiren]

I like hot sauce on my eggs

Brand doesn't matter, so long as it has a kick

Hotsauce goes with damn near anything, it removes the flavour of "oh shit why didn't I learn how to cook".

[Grazyn]

Talking about chocolate, I had a realization the other day.

I realized that the african-american community is probably the only minority group in the world to hold such an incredible amount of soft power. They have the power to blackmail the most powerful country in the world with threats of nation-wide riots. That's why talking about black people in a negative way is such a hardwired taboo in the US. Even if the actual threat is not real, the perceived threat is enough to make even the most extreme far right politician recoil at the thought of openly attacking african americans. At most, you get half-assed softcore dog-whistling statements but never open criticism against them.

And that's why Donald Trump and his staffers are geniuses: they targeted other minority groups that don't hold the same power (but that are still protected by political correctness) like illegal mexicans and radical muslims to run the largest dog-whistling political campaign in the history of the US. What he is actually saying is "See, I say mean things about this minority group and americans praise us and nothing bad happens, so don't be afraid to criticize other minority groups, it's your birthright to express what you really feel without fear of reprisal". People hear that, and start thinking that maybe, just maybe, if it's ok to highlight problems in those communities, then they should be allowed to criticize african americans too. And thus society can start healing.

One of those half-assed far right statements about black people that I mentioned earlier is usually something along the lines of "The african-american community has serious issues but change can only come from within the community". It basically means "We can't do anything or they'll raze entire cities to the ground so we can only hope that someday they will change on their own." Well, we're already way past that now, it's become self-evident that change isn't gonna come from the inside any time soon, at this point change can only come from the outside. And with Donald Trump, it will come.

[DemonFiren]

>implying trump will fix anything

[Incomptinence]

I would say that's the natural consequence of such large scale slavery.

Humans make for fundamentally dangerous livestock. Especially when you consider you idiots were actively breeding them, you mad men.

[Maccus]

I like to mix eggs in chocolate milk if I have it. I make scrambled eggs and put a small layer of warm chocolate milk at the bottom of the bowl and stir the eggs around and eat them like that. Afterwards I drink the chocolate milk out of the bowl.

[XSI]

I would say that's the natural consequence of such large scale slavery.

Humans make for fundamentally dangerous livestock. Especially when you consider you idiots were actively breeding them, you mad men.

The muslims had some long term thought about it, and had been using african slaves for way longer

Their slavery was larger scale, but they cut the dicks off all the male african slaves so they don't have the problems the US is dealing with right now
They could have just instilled a love for goats in them too, as with the natives there. But I suppose they preferred choppy choppy

[Malkevin]

The north remembers...

The last time we had a female pm, shit.

[Comrade Leo]

The north remembers...

The last time we had a female pm, shit.

Amen to that, she better not go full iron lady on us. Though to be honest, she is going to be compared to thatcher till she resigns or the net general, because that's the only other female PM they can compare her to. All the conservatives are cnuts anyway, so it's going to be business as usual.

[Screemonster]

Every potential female PM has been facing comparisons to Mrs T. I remember reading an article the other day that called journos out on it, saying they wouldn't compare Gove to Ted Heath just because they both have a dick and balls, so why should it be any different the other way?

[InsaneHyena]

Just fuck my entire country up, fam