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i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:10 pm
by Deitus
so im trying to name a sword and i need the absolute edgiest shit you got. like a friend and i were trying to brainstorm and we got shit like bloodgash, shadowslayer, devilmourne, etc., but i need to go deeper. i need a name so edgy with as many layers of irony as possible; im talkin edgy like an emo bullied teen that unironically writes shadow the hedgehog fanfiction, times TEN. i want names so edgy that i'll cut my eyes just LOOKING at it.

dont let me down fam

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:15 pm
by ShadowDimentio
Edge

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:18 pm
by iamgoofball
Weedlord Bonerhitler

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:42 pm
by ThanatosRa
Bloodedge, Cleaver of Blacken Souls

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:48 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Fraktal, the Neverdull Eversharp Slicer Of Men.

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:12 pm
by DemonFiren
Make it "Slicer of Self-Conscious Oppressive White Cis Male Scum's Wrists".

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:21 pm
by Wyzack
Ambrose the Darkedge

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:34 pm
by Anonmare
Steve Johnson, from Accounting

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:04 am
by Ricotez
Shadow the Hedgehog

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:18 am
by John_Oxford
X'grntint Darth Dem Destroyer, Harbingeir of Dark Volds

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:58 am
by EndgamerAzari
gun

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:27 am
by Armhulen
xXshadowxluigikiller_2006Xx

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:19 am
by MrEousTranger
Edgy Mccutterson

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:20 am
by PKPenguin321
Gun That Looking Like A Dick

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:30 am
by MrEousTranger
The Black Blade of Lord Dindu
And BBD for short.

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:10 am
by cancer_engine
DonutSteel

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:17 am
by One Seven One
Bloodmourne the unending hellstorm blade of eternal damnation

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:15 am
by iamgoofball
Mehki Anderson

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:40 am
by Jacough
Columbine Slasher

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:10 pm
by Ricotez
Soulsunder, Forbidden Sword of the Seventh Hell

Spoiler:
now available with your happy meal

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:12 pm
by aranamor
Are you losers even trying?

Mournfell, The Black Blade Stained Red with the Blood of a Thousand Dhampyr, Forged in the Crucible of the Boiling Ichor of Six Hundred and Sixty Six Devils and the Tears of One Hundred and Eight Angels by the Blacksmith at the Interstice of Reality, Given to the Favored of the Akuma by Lord Susanoo the Eastern Satan, Once Wielded by a Blind Kensei Who Slew Ten Emperors, and Now Passed to Jaren Iceheart, Last Son of the Yami King.

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:13 pm
by aranamor
Yes you have to say the whole thing every time

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:55 pm
by Lumbermancer
The Sickle whose Crop is Pain.

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:04 pm
by Saegrimr
Lumbermancer wrote:The Sickle whose Crop is Pain.


heh...

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:48 pm
by Wyzack
Swordy mcswordface

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 8:40 pm
by Varnesy
Arsenic the destroyer, Burner of children and scorcher of faces. Grand Lord of the 666 Mafia of the Seventh Ring of hell, Duke of Madness and blood.

Kick a wall with a toothpick underneath your toenail.

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:18 pm
by Screemonster
stick to the classics man

Image

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:23 pm
by Wyzack
> pure stanless steel

I discover something new each time I see that picture

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:15 pm
by aranamor
b-but that's an alloy

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:26 pm
by oranges
Two Flails and a Mace

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:31 pm
by Screemonster
oranges wrote:Two Flails and a Mace

two guards one chappe

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:38 pm
by TheColdTurtle
>orbs and blade glows on which power it is using
>it is glowing every color
What does it mean

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:46 pm
by Wyzack
STANLESS



STEEL

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:13 am
by Drynwyn
That's steel that Stan hasn't touched.


Fuck Stan.

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:12 pm
by 420weedscopes
Pyrocynical

Re: i need your edgiest names

PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:49 pm
by Housecat
BloodSting the Betrayer