The Lawn Jew?

[Toronto88]

We all know the idea of the American lawn in the suburban, well-trimmed and neat is a key part of Americana. A nice neat lawn is a symbol of Whiteness, whereas an unkempt lawn is a symbol of ghetto filth that doesn't care about outward appearances even in the slightest.

But this after all is just an idea.

The reality of lawn care is the exact opposite of its original intention. Similar to how "proposition American" or "America is a nation founded on ideals" are said by our enemies to simply distract from the issues and destroy us. The lawn is more now a signal of your feudal caste than anything. Someone who can afford the nearest Mexicans to do their lawn is obviously of a higher caste than you (as a neighbor I had would always do this).
Lawn work is nothing but a painful reminder that you lost the cities. It's also a shabby and inadequate, piss poor joke of what our agricultural ancestors used to live with. None of the ease of the city and none of the wide open ranges of the country, the suburbs are the worst of both worlds.

Let's talk about what you need just to maintain an average American lawn:

A Rake (usually multiple), lawn mower, shovels, gasoline for all equipment, mulcher, leaf blower, snow blower (for winter months), snow shovels, garbage bins, leaf bags, leaf stickers, brooms, extension cords, and sometimes a wheel barrow. I'm sure I'm missing a few things but you get the point, it's nothing but pure (((consumption))) up to the tune of thousands on cheap (((Chinese goods))) that you'll be lucky to get over two years out of.

Not even to mention labor, which is usually every weekend in Winter, Summer, and Fall and usually for us took about 3-4 hours each weekend with two people (usually my dad and me) working on it. Think of all that time you could have on those two days off ((((((Schlomo)))))) gives you if you didn't have to waste all that time out there.
I know one thing is for certain, I will never make my kids ever do what I call "unproductive lawn work" or work that simply maintains a look and doesn't produce any material benefits (like a garden). I will either have enough money to hire someone or I won't live anywhere with a big giant lawn to take care. Or I will myself take care of it.

It's not bonding, it's slaving, and it's again a reminder you lost the cities. If you lived in a big city with your White ethnic brethren, you wouldn't even have to rake a leaf.

Fuck the Lawn Jew!

[Super Aggro Crag]

Welcome back, friend.

[calzilla1]

Look at that digg spacing, kike puppet

[Screemonster]

I just put astroturf down and all I have to do is sweep whatever leaves blow onto it into the borders like once a year

as for the front I just put down gravel and a potted tree

fuck mowing

[Deitus]

>mowing your lawn
>not letting it grow out until the city does it for you and just bills you for it

its like you're TRYING to do extra work you cucks

[Toronto88]

>mowing your lawn
>not letting it grow out until the city does it for you and just bills you for it

its like you're TRYING to do extra work you cucks

I bet you receive government benefits as well. You make me sick. Not even good enough to be a lawn cuck, he is an overgrowth cuck. If only the same principle applied to his frail, meager dingaling.

[iamgoofball]

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I smell racist scum

[Toronto88]

fe fi fo fum

I smell racist scum

Lawncuck detected!!!

[iamgoofball]

fe fi fo fum

I smell racist scum

Lawncuck detected!!!

I don't even have a lawn, this is 2016

[Screemonster]

fe fi fo fum

I smell racist scum

I'm reminded of a stand-up comic (I think it was Stewart Lee) who said the reason he doesn't tell racist jokes isn't because he gives a shit about offending people, he just doesn't want to wind up hanging around with the kind of edgy dipshits who's idea of comedy is "lol niggers" ad nauseum

[iamgoofball]

fe fi fo fum

I smell racist scum

I'm reminded of a stand-up comic (I think it was Stewart Lee) who said the reason he doesn't tell racist jokes isn't because he gives a shit about offending people, he just doesn't want to wind up hanging around with the kind of edgy dipshits who's idea of comedy is "lol niggers" ad nauseum

that's pretty much it yeah

[Toronto88]

fe fi fo fum

I smell racist scum

I'm reminded of a stand-up comic (I think it was Stewart Lee) who said the reason he doesn't tell racist jokes isn't because he gives a shit about offending people, he just doesn't want to wind up hanging around with the kind of edgy dipshits who's idea of comedy is "lol niggers" ad nauseum

You're totally right man! Go ahead and explain why I am wrong so that I look like a fool in front of everyone.

Human evolution is not merely ongoing but is in fact accelerating. Source: http://discovermagazine.com/2009/mar/09 ... ey-used-to

Human races are diverging into separate species, not mixing into one. Source: http://discovermagazine.com/2009/mar/09 ... ey-used-to

The average H-1B immigrant is less intelligent and qualified than the average American. Source: http://heather.cs.ucdavis.edu/h1b10min.html

Immigration has reduced the average skill level of Americans. Source: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... -pew-study

54% of college educated immigrants in America are not proficient in literacy. Source: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... -pew-study

15% of the human genome has been under selective pressures since the races separated. Source: http://www.amazon.com/Troublesome-Inher ... 1594204462

Scientific discussion of race has increased since 1946 onwards. Source: http://www.ln.edu.hk/philoso/staff/sesa ... df#page-15

Melanin concentration may directly correlate with aggression. Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/ar ... 6912000840

Race is a better predictor of crime than poverty. Source: http://www.colorofcrime.com/2005/10/the ... rime-2005/

The purpose of section 8 housing is to move Blacks from elite urban areas to middle class suburbs. Source: http://www.unz.com/article/race-and-crime-in-america/

The percentage of Blacks and Hispanics in an area, not poverty, is the best predictor of crime. Source: http://www.colorofcrime.com/2005/10/the ... rime-2005/

High income does not help Middle Eastern, East Indian and Asian men date White women. Source: http://sf.oxfordjournals.org/content/89/3/807.abstract

Women who claim to be willing to date any race are lying and are just as discriminatory as women with explicit racial preferences. Source: http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm? ... _id=895442

Half of hate crimes are Blacks and Hispanics attacking each other. Source: https://www.novapublishers.com/catalog/ ... ts_id=7337

White and Asian women have more successful marriages than Black or Hispanic women. Source: http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr049.pdf#page=7

Blacks and Hispanics have less ability to delay gratification than Whites. Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/ar ... 6901000290

Racism is an “automatic” part of human behavior. Source: http://journal.frontiersin.org/article/ ... 8/abstract

Men with high testosterone, who are also more attractive, are more likely to be racist. Source: http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/ironic ... e-a-racist

Of the 30 most deadly mass shootings in America, non-whites committed 36%, a slight overrepresentation. Source: http://www.vdare.com/posts/of-the-thirt ... hite-males

Most students accused of sexual assault on college campuses are non-White. Source: http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk ... law-school

[iamgoofball]

fe fi fo fum

I smell racist scum

I'm reminded of a stand-up comic (I think it was Stewart Lee) who said the reason he doesn't tell racist jokes isn't because he gives a shit about offending people, he just doesn't want to wind up hanging around with the kind of edgy dipshits who's idea of comedy is "lol niggers" ad nauseum

You're totally right man! Go ahead and explain why I am wrong so that I look like a fool in front of everyone.

Human evolution is not merely ongoing but is in fact accelerating. Source: http://discovermagazine.com/2009/mar/09 ... ey-used-to

Human races are diverging into separate species, not mixing into one. Source: http://discovermagazine.com/2009/mar/09 ... ey-used-to

The average H-1B immigrant is less intelligent and qualified than the average American. Source: http://heather.cs.ucdavis.edu/h1b10min.html

Immigration has reduced the average skill level of Americans. Source: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... -pew-study

54% of college educated immigrants in America are not proficient in literacy. Source: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... -pew-study

15% of the human genome has been under selective pressures since the races separated. Source: http://www.amazon.com/Troublesome-Inher ... 1594204462

Scientific discussion of race has increased since 1946 onwards. Source: http://www.ln.edu.hk/philoso/staff/sesa ... df#page-15

Melanin concentration may directly correlate with aggression. Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/ar ... 6912000840

Race is a better predictor of crime than poverty. Source: http://www.colorofcrime.com/2005/10/the ... rime-2005/

The purpose of section 8 housing is to move Blacks from elite urban areas to middle class suburbs. Source: http://www.unz.com/article/race-and-crime-in-america/

The percentage of Blacks and Hispanics in an area, not poverty, is the best predictor of crime. Source: http://www.colorofcrime.com/2005/10/the ... rime-2005/

High income does not help Middle Eastern, East Indian and Asian men date White women. Source: http://sf.oxfordjournals.org/content/89/3/807.abstract

Women who claim to be willing to date any race are lying and are just as discriminatory as women with explicit racial preferences. Source: http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm? ... _id=895442

Half of hate crimes are Blacks and Hispanics attacking each other. Source: https://www.novapublishers.com/catalog/ ... ts_id=7337

White and Asian women have more successful marriages than Black or Hispanic women. Source: http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr049.pdf#page=7

Blacks and Hispanics have less ability to delay gratification than Whites. Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/ar ... 6901000290

Racism is an “automatic” part of human behavior. Source: http://journal.frontiersin.org/article/ ... 8/abstract

Men with high testosterone, who are also more attractive, are more likely to be racist. Source: http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/ironic ... e-a-racist

Of the 30 most deadly mass shootings in America, non-whites committed 36%, a slight overrepresentation. Source: http://www.vdare.com/posts/of-the-thirt ... hite-males

Most students accused of sexual assault on college campuses are non-White. Source: http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk ... law-school

fe fi fo fum

I smell racist scum

[Toronto88]

Hey buddy, everything okay over there? I worry about you.

Cousin marriage in the Arab world ranges from 8% in Morocco to 44% in Saudi Arabia. Source: http://www.reproductive-health-journal. ... ent/6/1/17

Arab Christians have lower rates of inbreeding than Arab Muslims. Source: http://www.reproductive-health-journal. ... ent/6/1/17

Inbreeding rates in Qatar, Yemen, the UAE, and other Muslim countries are increasing. Source: http://www.reproductive-health-journal. ... ent/6/1/17

25% of Egyptians support suicide bombings. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=6

36% of Muslims believe 9/11 was partially or wholly justified. Source: http://www.washingtoninstitute.org/poli ... -us-really

Arab countries have the highest rates of inbreeding in the world. Source: http://www.reproductive-health-journal. ... ent/6/1/17

30% of Iraqis marry their cousins. Source: http://www.reproductive-health-journal. ... ent/6/1/17

62% of Palestinians support the use of suicide bombings. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=4

One in four Palestinians approves of attacks on US civilians in America. Source: http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/ ... df#=page=7

87% of Egyptians agree with Al Qaeda’s goals. Source: http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/ ... pdf#page=9

78% of Egyptians support attacks on US soldiers in the Middle East. Source: http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/ ... df#page=11

35% of Palestinians have a favorable opinion of Al Qaeda. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=8

One in eight Muslims worldwide has a favorable view of al Qaeda. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=7

1 in 3 Muslims favorably views Hamas, a terrorist organization. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=7

1 in 9 Arabs has a positive view of ISIS. Source: http://english.dohainstitute.org/conten ... f6b1ceba9b

Muslim countries produce so few patents that their contributions worldwide are “invisible”. Source: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v4 ... 4026a.html

Muslim nations spend 1/7 as much of their GDP on R&D as the rest of the world. Source: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v4 ... 4026a.html

Every Muslim nation produces less scientific research than the world average. Source: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v4 ... 4026a.html

The average Muslim nation produces less than 1/10 as much scientific research as a non-Muslim nation. Source: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v4 ... 4026a.html

Between 3% and 30% of Turkish college students believe honor killings are normal. Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20061120222 ... 341831.htm

1 in 3 Jordanian youth agree with honor killings. Source: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1 ... 5/abstract

As many as 50% of rural Afghani men engage in pedophilia. Source: http://foreignpolicy.com/2013/10/28/bac ... n-tragedy/

16% of Turks support suicide bombings. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=5

More than half of Moroccans approve of attacks on American soldiers. Source: http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/ ... df#page=11

The majority of Pakistanis grieved over Osama Bin Laden’s death. Source: http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/201 ... _alli.html

20% of Turks believe that the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists “got what they deserved” for insulting Islam. Source: http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/polls- ... sCatID=412

ISIS is supported by 11.5% of Arabs, or 42 million people. Source: http://www.clarionproject.org/analysis/ ... arab-world

There is a “strong preference for first-cousin marriage in most Muslim countries”. Source: http://www.pnas.org/content/107/suppl_1/1779.full

74% of North African and Middle Easterners are anti-Semitic. Source: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... extremists

Half of all Muslims are inbred. Source: https://pickeringpost.com/story/the-cos ... ncest/1316

Hundreds of millions of Muslims reject freedom of religion and freedom of expression. Source: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... extremists

The four countries with the highest rates of child marriage are all majority Muslim. Source: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/top-five-count ... ge-1444103

As many as 300 million Muslims may support ISIS. Source: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles ... camps.html

ISIS support with Muslims globally ranges, conservatively, between 20-30% – as many as 500 million people. Source: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles ... stics.html

Rape of infidel women is part of Islamic law and Islamic tradition. Source: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles ... women.html

[iamgoofball]

Hey buddy, everything okay over there? I worry about you.

Cousin marriage in the Arab world ranges from 8% in Morocco to 44% in Saudi Arabia. Source: http://www.reproductive-health-journal. ... ent/6/1/17

Arab Christians have lower rates of inbreeding than Arab Muslims. Source: http://www.reproductive-health-journal. ... ent/6/1/17

Inbreeding rates in Qatar, Yemen, the UAE, and other Muslim countries are increasing. Source: http://www.reproductive-health-journal. ... ent/6/1/17

25% of Egyptians support suicide bombings. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=6

36% of Muslims believe 9/11 was partially or wholly justified. Source: http://www.washingtoninstitute.org/poli ... -us-really

Arab countries have the highest rates of inbreeding in the world. Source: http://www.reproductive-health-journal. ... ent/6/1/17

30% of Iraqis marry their cousins. Source: http://www.reproductive-health-journal. ... ent/6/1/17

62% of Palestinians support the use of suicide bombings. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=4

One in four Palestinians approves of attacks on US civilians in America. Source: http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/ ... df#=page=7

87% of Egyptians agree with Al Qaeda’s goals. Source: http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/ ... pdf#page=9

78% of Egyptians support attacks on US soldiers in the Middle East. Source: http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/ ... df#page=11

35% of Palestinians have a favorable opinion of Al Qaeda. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=8

One in eight Muslims worldwide has a favorable view of al Qaeda. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=7

1 in 3 Muslims favorably views Hamas, a terrorist organization. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=7

1 in 9 Arabs has a positive view of ISIS. Source: http://english.dohainstitute.org/conten ... f6b1ceba9b

Muslim countries produce so few patents that their contributions worldwide are “invisible”. Source: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v4 ... 4026a.html

Muslim nations spend 1/7 as much of their GDP on R&D as the rest of the world. Source: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v4 ... 4026a.html

Every Muslim nation produces less scientific research than the world average. Source: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v4 ... 4026a.html

The average Muslim nation produces less than 1/10 as much scientific research as a non-Muslim nation. Source: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v4 ... 4026a.html

Between 3% and 30% of Turkish college students believe honor killings are normal. Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20061120222 ... 341831.htm

1 in 3 Jordanian youth agree with honor killings. Source: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1 ... 5/abstract

As many as 50% of rural Afghani men engage in pedophilia. Source: http://foreignpolicy.com/2013/10/28/bac ... n-tragedy/

16% of Turks support suicide bombings. Source: http://www.pewglobal.org/files/2013/09/ ... pdf#page=5

More than half of Moroccans approve of attacks on American soldiers. Source: http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/ ... df#page=11

The majority of Pakistanis grieved over Osama Bin Laden’s death. Source: http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/201 ... _alli.html

20% of Turks believe that the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists “got what they deserved” for insulting Islam. Source: http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/polls- ... sCatID=412

ISIS is supported by 11.5% of Arabs, or 42 million people. Source: http://www.clarionproject.org/analysis/ ... arab-world

There is a “strong preference for first-cousin marriage in most Muslim countries”. Source: http://www.pnas.org/content/107/suppl_1/1779.full

74% of North African and Middle Easterners are anti-Semitic. Source: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... extremists

Half of all Muslims are inbred. Source: https://pickeringpost.com/story/the-cos ... ncest/1316

Hundreds of millions of Muslims reject freedom of religion and freedom of expression. Source: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... extremists

The four countries with the highest rates of child marriage are all majority Muslim. Source: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/top-five-count ... ge-1444103

As many as 300 million Muslims may support ISIS. Source: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles ... camps.html

ISIS support with Muslims globally ranges, conservatively, between 20-30% – as many as 500 million people. Source: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles ... stics.html

Rape of infidel women is part of Islamic law and Islamic tradition. Source: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles ... women.html

fe fi fo fum

I smell racist scum

[Toronto88]

[iamgoofball]

fe fi fo fum

I smell racist scum

[Toronto88]

[Ikarrus]

Welcome back Tonto

[iamgoofball]

fe fi fo fum

I smell racist scum

[Toronto88]

[ThanatosRa]

my lawn is made of rocks, a couple trees, and rose bushes.

[TheColdTurtle]

Tonto dropping more redpilled than goofball drops spaghetti

[Toronto88]

my lawn is made of rocks, a couple trees, and rose bushes.

You're making your ancestors proud. PURGE THE LAWNCUCKS

CRUSH THE URBANITE

[Limey]

go away spank

[Toronto88]

go away spank

[ThanatosRa]

my lawn is made of rocks, a couple trees, and rose bushes.

You're making your ancestors proud. PURGE THE LAWNCUCKS

CRUSH THE URBANITE

Uuuh No. It's because I live in a fucking desert and I need that water to drink and shit more than I need grass.

[PKPenguin321]

I haven't actually read any of this but I choose to believe this thread is about lawn gnomes that resemble Jewish people

[Toronto88]

I haven't actually read any of this but I choose to believe this thread is about lawn gnomes that resemble Jewish people

Not really, it's not got much to do with Jews. It's about lawn maintenance.

[Anonmare]

We need a Final Solution to necroposting

[XSI]

This thread amused me for a moment

[CitrusGender]

it's like I'm on hippiestation forums

[Anonmare]

it's like I'm on hippiestation forums

You have to go back.