Space Station 13: An Uncommon Guide To The Galaxy

[Escapen321]

"The universe is flat out fatiguing." Captain Bernandaz dazed, "It's a little more about acting, than it is actually knowing." Emmerson replied, over the intercom. "Knowing?" she asked, "Ah!" Emmerson exclaimed, "The universe is flat out fatiguing. But who knows what it may yield?" he added, as silence poured like blood from the ceiling. "Doughnuts." the Head of Security nodded. "Donuts." he added again. As he unwillingly took a bite of the doughnut.

[Escapen321]

"Guys, there's a plasma leak in R&D." Tauriel hissed, "Well don't let it escape. The ship's AI should automatically lock down the emergency airlocks." an enigmatic, yet desperate voice hurled. "We've got blobs, actually. They're all over the arrivals." another exasperated cry, "Nobody panick." he added. "Panicking!" Gay-I roamed, "Aliens detected, meteors detected, viral outbreak of level 5." AI stalled, "Please toggle suit sensors to maximum."
"Crap, comms are down." Angela poked, Derrick still busy tweaking, the engine.

[Escapen321]

"Well, it's the comms. They must be down." Robbie signed, "Yeah. Alright, I understand." Greg pointed. The solar arrays creaked, and everything went silent for a moment. "Lookout!" hailed a flailing astronaut. "Singularity loose!" they observed, "Singularity loose." as the assistant sung. "Holy ####!" he intercepted, and nearly decapitated Angela, as her head snagged on the assistant's tether.

[Whoisthere]

This is perfect, I wish this was book sized. I could read 600 pages of this.

[Armhulen]

Robbie? Robbie Rotten?