are swords cool

[Armhulen]

Bottom post of the previous page:

you win some and you lose some

[Grazyn]

That's because back then in Greek culture "real sex" was sex between a man and a man, while sex with a woman was generally considered a necessary nuisance.

[Malkevin]

Not really, that's a myth created by the gay agenda.
It was only the Spartans who were queer, Socrates in fact was killed by the Athenians for corrupting the young

Also, Romans were better, and not gay

[DemonFiren]

Malk better be memeing.

Anyway, spears are clearly superior because I'm learning how to use those instead of swords. Flawless logic.

[Grazyn]

Not really, that's a myth created by the gay agenda.
It was only the Spartans who were queer, Socrates in fact was killed by the Athenians for corrupting the young

Also, Romans were better, and not gay

The Satyricon tells otherwise

Lots of gay sex in there

[John_Oxford]

rome was better

had democracy before 1700 AD though, so objectively bad empire.

[Timbrewolf]

Malk better be memeing.

Anyway, spears are clearly superior because I'm learning how to use those instead of swords. Flawless logic.

I think in terms of body count spears are still the most lethal thing we've ever invented so good for you.

[TheColdTurtle]

All Roman emperors were fucking insane though

[firecage]

All Roman emperors were fucking insane though

Nah, like less than half of them. Though the ones we remember best were the fucking insane ones.

Justinian was pretty sane. Constantine was also fairly sane(albeit he did make the Roman Empire Christian, so its arguable.

[Munchlax]

no

[Super Aggro Crag]

*unzips ketahnuh* bitch

[Timbrewolf]

*unsheathes dick* pussy club's two doors down

[Super Aggro Crag]

Surprised u can give me directions to a pussy club cuz its obvious from your mannerisms you've never visited a facility where vagina is the main attraction

[Haevacht]

Surprised u can give me directions to a pussy club cuz its obvious from your mannerisms you've never visited a facility where vagina is the main attraction

Seems like more of a cloaca guy yeah.

[ThanatosRa]

Give a man a fish and he feeds himself for a day. Give a man a sword, and he can chow down on the meaty marrow of evil!

[bandit]

Not really, that's a myth created by the gay agenda.
It was only the Spartans who were queer, Socrates in fact was killed by the Athenians for corrupting the young

fam have you read the symposium by plato

an entire book about getting drunk and gay stuff

[Wyzack]

But m-muh greek ubermench culture

[bandit]

"YO WTF SOCRATES IT'S ME YOUR EX STOP TRYING TO BANG THAT YOUNG TWINK, I BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO BANG HIM, I MEAN YOU DIDN'T BANG ME AND WE SLEPT TOGETHER AND EVERYTHING ;_; OMG I'M SO DRUNK I THINK I LOVE YOU" -- an actual chapter of the symposium

[DemonFiren]

Alkibiades was a big stinky meme.

[Timbrewolf]

Surprised u can give me directions to a pussy club cuz its obvious from your mannerisms you've never visited a facility where vagina is the main attraction

I can tell by your fuckin' face if there's a place to get pussy you'd need directions to find it

[Super Aggro Crag]

Nah its cool I got your address already saved in my GPS timbo

[Timbrewolf]

It's gotta be hard to navigate while driving when even Sirii doesn't want to talk to you

[Super Aggro Crag]

Directions? From a woman? Preposterous.

My GPS sounds like Gary Busey.

[bandit]

just fuck already

[Super Aggro Crag]

I dont fuck dogs you have me confused with someone else

[DemonFiren]

I dont fuck dogs you have me confused with someone else

Would you prefer if Anon put his horse avatar back on?

[Timbrewolf]

just fuck already

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Have a happy new year.

[Super Aggro Crag]

I dont fuck dogs you have me confused with someone else

Would you prefer if Anon put his horse avatar back on?

Nop