2k17 /pol/

Screemonster · Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:33 am

Bottom post of the previous page:

I have several questions and I want answers to none of them.

FantasticFwoosh · Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:09 am

It was in a nando's bathroom toilet, not even someone's house and she was in a date and just wanted to hide the fact she'd had a shit for some reason because british people are embarrased about that thing recently for some reason.

> About as cheeky middle class young person as it gets, going to nando's as posh dining as it gets.

TheColdTurtle · Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:14 pm

starmute wrote:

Absolutely Savage

[youtube]44Q58kWAsCo[/youtube]

My God starmute stop posting you are embarrassing yourself.

ColonicAcid · Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:36 pm

>this guy doesn't bring people back to his house to look at documentaries

thats where ur going wrong, nothing makes people moist than david attenboroughs voice telling me all about fucking penguins

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:51 pm

I don't watch bongdocs, dont like how you guys pronounce "zebra" and "sloth".

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:57 pm #334328

not many people say the correct way of saying sloth here though i sure as fuck dont i pronounce it as its spelt not sloath as it should be.

zebra is americans just being retarded though. you dont pronounce debra as DEEBRA so why do you call it ZEEBRA

starmute · Post by **starmute** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:30 pm #334342

TheColdTurtle wrote:
starmute wrote:
My God starmute stop posting you are embarrassing yourself.

Unless you actually meant to address me as a god ... I would suggest taking grammar lessons or finishing high school.

Grammar will provide you with the skills necessary for success in professional, academic, and social situations in the English-speaking world.

bman · Post by **bman** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:41 pm #334347

cold turtle is right

starmute · Post by **starmute** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:46 pm #334349

bman wrote:cold turtle is right

I'm not ready for a god's responsibility.

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:51 pm

ColonicAcid wrote:not many people say the correct way of saying sloth here though i sure as fuck dont i pronounce it as its spelt not sloath as it should be.

zebra is americans just being retarded though. you dont pronounce debra as DEEBRA so why do you call it ZEEBRA

There's no "proper" way to pronounce anything otherwise languages would never evolve

I just prefer sloth instead of SLOWWWWWTH and zebra instead of ZEDBRUH

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:55 pm #334355

ZEEBUHRAWRA

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:04 pm

calzilla1 wrote:ZEEBUHRAWRA

Stop

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:10 pm #334359

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:ZEEBUHRAWRA
Stop

ZEDEEBRUH
Best of both worlds

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:39 pm #334362

it would be zeebra if it was spelt zeebra

as ive said, if you want to call it zeebra then call debrah deebrah as well.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:49 pm #334365

What I want to know is why the guy's flat had two sets of double glazed windows, did the dodgy geezer from safestyle give a discount for not ripping out the old window?

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:08 pm

ColonicAcid wrote:it would be zeebra if it was spelt zeebra

as ive said, if you want to call it zeebra then call debrah deebrah as well.

If spelling is all that matters to pronunciation then you bongolese need to drop all those extraneous letters you're so fond of, you diarrheoal foetus paedophile.

starmute · Post by **starmute** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:11 pm #334367

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:it would be zeebra if it was spelt zeebra

as ive said, if you want to call it zeebra then call debrah deebrah as well.
If spelling is all that matters to pronunciation then you bongolese need to drop all those extraneous letters you're so fond of, you diarrheoal foetus paedophile.

fetus
ˈfēdəs
fe·tus

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:34 pm

CosmicScientist wrote:
Malkevin wrote:What I want to know is why the guy's flat had two sets of double glazed windows, did the dodgy geezer from safestyle give a discount for not ripping out the old window?
It looked like they had a new wall built inside the old one. I have never seen something like that.

Maybe his house is some sort of fourth dimensional space. Which would mean that lady got tesse-REKT

bman · Post by **bman** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:39 pm #334396

starmute wrote:
TheColdTurtle wrote:
starmute wrote:
My God starmute stop posting you are embarrassing yourself.
Unless you actually meant to address me as a god ... I would suggest taking grammar lessons or finishing high school.

Grammar will provide you with the skills necessary for success in professional, academic, and social situations in the English-speaking world.

hint: criticizing nothing but your opponent's grammar usually means you have nothing to say back.

starmute · Post by **starmute** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:09 pm #334403

bman wrote:
starmute wrote:
TheColdTurtle wrote:
starmute wrote:
My God starmute stop posting you are embarrassing yourself.
Unless you actually meant to address me as a god ... I would suggest taking grammar lessons or finishing high school.

Grammar will provide you with the skills necessary for success in professional, academic, and social situations in the English-speaking world.
hint: criticizing nothing but your opponent's grammar usually means you have nothing to say back.

Perhaps I just don't want to insult him. I could "use the low road" and insult people due to their lack of intelligence, make various garbage arguments, or simply be a vindictive person about it. When a monkey throws shit at you, you can drop your pants and try to throw shit at the monkey... however I think it's beneath me.

When you work around grammar as often as I do, and you notice how people write and how they may or may not contribute to a conversation. It makes me feel bad that presumably an eighteen year old person cannot spell or write sentences in a cohesive manner. In this day and age we have spelling and grammar checkers online, however he chooses not to in his life due to his lack of education.

I don't feel upset or angry at him, I don't feel anything really other than a vague sense of pity.

As for you, I find it interesting you always have to post in every thread I post in, yet you never contribute further than "starmute is bad". I know you might have some sort of salt, but please don't form a unhealthy obsession.

Whatever it this is seems a little creepy. Don't be a creep.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:25 pm #334410

>opponent

We're all just shitters on a 2d spessmans forum here. I agree the 'savage' thing was kinda embarrassing and maybe a bit cringe, but it's not that bad compared to other things I've seen in this same thread
And for sure we're not always 'opponents' and taking sides and that shit

We're just shitposting politics

starmute · Post by **starmute** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:34 pm #334413

XSI wrote:>opponent

We're all just shitters on a 2d spessmans forum here. I agree the 'savage' thing was kinda embarrassing and maybe a bit cringe, but it's not that bad compared to other things I've seen in this same thread
And for sure we're not always 'opponents' and taking sides and that shit

We're just shitposting politics

Yeah it wasn't... the coolest thing I've done but honestly the majority of players still on the forums don't play the damn game anymore. I just like to include Rick and Morty into things at this point.

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:17 pm

Now kiss

bman · Post by **bman** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:19 pm #334432

starmute wrote:
bman wrote:
starmute wrote:
TheColdTurtle wrote:
starmute wrote:
My God starmute stop posting you are embarrassing yourself.
Unless you actually meant to address me as a god ... I would suggest taking grammar lessons or finishing high school.

Grammar will provide you with the skills necessary for success in professional, academic, and social situations in the English-speaking world.
hint: criticizing nothing but your opponent's grammar usually means you have nothing to say back.
Perhaps I just don't want to insult him. I could "use the low road" and insult people due to their lack of intelligence, make various garbage arguments, or simply be a vindictive person about it. When a monkey throws shit at you, you can drop your pants and try to throw shit at the monkey... however I think it's beneath me.

When you work around grammar as often as I do, and you notice how people write and how they may or may not contribute to a conversation. It makes me feel bad that presumably an eighteen year old person cannot spell or write sentences in a cohesive manner. In this day and age we have spelling and grammar checkers online, however he chooses not to in his life due to his lack of education.

I don't feel upset or angry at him, I don't feel anything really other than a vague sense of pity.

As for you, I find it interesting you always have to post in every thread I post in, yet you never contribute further than "starmute is bad". I know you might have some sort of salt, but please don't form a unhealthy obsession.

Whatever it this is seems a little creepy. Don't be a creep.

>writes a paragraph back to defend themselves for being shit
>"im not upset just disappointed" - starmute
>accuses me of having an unhealthy obsession based around disliking them because i shit on them like 3 times in total excluding this post

Spoiler:

starmute · Post by **starmute** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:29 pm #334433

>writes a paragraph back to defend themselves for being shit
>"im not upset just disappointed" - starmute
>accuses me of having an unhealthy obsession based around disliking them because i shit on them like 3 times in total excluding this post

Considering the infrequency in how often I post (four threads) it's highly suspect. I've been here far too long to ever get upset about anything. You'll never be a beardbeard newbie.

bman · Post by **bman** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:47 pm #334438

okay.

ColonicAcid · Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:03 am

bman will u find something more accomplishing other than being an asinine critic on /tg/station meme thread?

bman · Post by **bman** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:20 am #334445

ColonicAcid wrote:bman will u find something more accomplishing other than being an asinine critic on /tg/station meme thread?

when u stop being a druggy ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

bman · Post by **bman** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:22 am #334447

but for real though

why are we here?

just to suffer?

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:26 am #334449

Thats philosophy stuff

In my opinion, we're here because the alternative of not being here is boring

bman · Post by **bman** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:27 am #334450

wrong

we're here to shitpost ecks dee

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:25 am

I'm the best poster in this thread

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:58 am #334485

sorry crag, but that's wrong

the best poster here is the poster who never was

TheColdTurtle · Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:25 pm

Starmute calling other newbies when they started playing in early 2016.... What did they mean by this?

Remie Richards · Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:26 pm

TheColdTurtle wrote:Starmute calling other newbies when they started playing in early 2016.... What did they mean by this?

starmute is cultist chan.

TheColdTurtle · Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:47 pm

How embarrassing

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:49 pm #334559

Fight, fight, fight!

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:56 pm #334561

TheColdTurtle wrote:How embarrassing

the 2015ers are getting uppity lmao

let that be a lesson, dont try and "literally who?" people

Remie Richards · Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:57 pm

wait are people mad at me... or?
I was just explaining something...

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:58 pm #334563

no were not mad at you

im mad at people who go "literally who".

unless your ass has been here since there was a /ss13g/ on /tg/ your ass doesn't have the ground to say liderally who.

bman · Post by **bman** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:14 pm #334572

>people dick-measuring amount of time spent in this autism simulator, as if it is a badge of honor or something to be proud of

only here.

TheColdTurtle · Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:55 pm

Short temper?

bman · Post by **bman** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:09 pm #334584

TheColdTurtle wrote:Short temper?

nope, short cock and short legs LOL

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:29 pm

I'm old enough

bman · Post by **bman** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:21 pm #334621

lewd

sac confirmed for jailbait?

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:34 pm

Snailbait

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:48 pm #334628

Darn kids, git off mah lawn!

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:03 pm #334661

Holocaust and hologram have the same root

"Holo" means "not real"

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:30 pm #334665

you trigger the greek student i was

starmute · Post by **starmute** » Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:40 am #334731

lntigracy wrote:Holocaust and hologram have the same root

"Holo" means "not real"

Late Latin holocaustum, from Greek holokauston, from neuter of holokaustos burnt whole, from hol- + kaustos burnt, from kaiein to burn

TheColdTurtle · Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:44 am

How are you so dense? Did pickle inspector do this to you?