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Come on gimme the most laughable news stories ya got feed em!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27052773

Cyborg Revolution: Now we don't even need emotions!

'Cyborg glasses save users the need to control emotions'

Beep boop law 1 emotions cause harm.

http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/ne ... a/1870224/

How much would that suck?
>Hit Koala with car
>Get out to help
>Get hit by a car

This isn't online because it happened in Nowhere, Florida, but a man was recently release from the state prison after serving 5 years for felony gambling charges happened to stumble upon one of the people he cheated out of some earnings before he was imprisoned and was stabbed to death shortly thereafter. The stabber in question has been detained by police.

Also this happened recently where I used to live, lady tried to burn down her girlfriend's house after a break up.
http://levittownnow.com/2014/03/13/tren ... es-waived/

There's and armed man that started a standoff and barricade situation in Northwest Vegas.
http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-v ... g-officers

Theeeey're probably gonna kill him.

Oh. Guess not. He just stripped naked while leading them on a merry chase and was arrested.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-27163855

Just like in my creepypastas!

ThanatosRa wrote:There's and armed man that started a standoff and barricade situation in Northwest Vegas.
http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-v ... g-officers

Theeeey're probably gonna kill him.

ThanatosRa wrote:Oh. Guess not. He just stripped naked while leading them on a merry chase and was arrested.

your average ss13 assistant IRL, everyone

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2014/05 ... t=1&f=1001

Virus encourages host cricket to get/give the D.

New Space suits

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27238452

That looks very cool.