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Super Aggro Crag
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bobs burgers rp

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #255762

I'm teddy

Hey bobby
How bout a burger
I got a new screwdriver
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Ricotez » #255849

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MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Whoisthere » #255852

*nuzzles sad bob and pounces on u and notices your buldge*
OwO
what's that
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #255854

Uh bobby I didn't know you had a talking cat
I got a talking pet too
Its not actually my pet though
I'm uhhh bird-sitting a parrot for my cousin Julius
And he doesn't really talk he uhhh just kinda screams and bites me
Reminds me of my ex wife haha I miss her dearly...
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by calzilla1 » #255865

The hut is a leakin'
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Whoisthere » #255867

So does your boypussy when I'm near
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #255906

calzilla1 wrote:The hut is a leakin'
*fixes your leaky hut* I'm a handyman
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Ricotez » #255907

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No.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by PKPenguin321 » #255931

*jumpcut to Tina waking up in bed suddenly, revealing that all the RP thus far has been a dream*
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #255942

Tina: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who are you?

Dark Tina: I'm you, but stronger and better at talking to boys.
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by tedward1337 » #256035

"The names Dina now, and shes a bad girl"
Major T on Steam/IRC/Twitch/everything else.
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PM anytime with questions about the server, policies or for fun!
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by calzilla1 » #256064

Anit
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Yoshmaster » #256701

*RPs as a burger*
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Cy294 » #256703

*bites into Yoshmaster*
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Yoshmaster » #256705

Cy294 wrote:*bites into Yoshmaster*
*roleplays an action corresponding to what you just did*
your move
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Cy294 » #256706

*burp*

you're move
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Yoshmaster » #256709

Cy294 wrote:*burp*

you're move
*makes you realize that the beef industry causes methane emissions which contribute to global warming and that eating meat is BAD and morally illegal and you should feel bad*
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Cy294 » #256710

fuck did I lose?
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Yoshmaster » #256711

Cy294 wrote:fuck did I lose?
yeah
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Armhulen » #256998

Yoshmaster wrote:
Cy294 wrote:fuck did I lose?
yeah
nothin personal kid
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Re: bobs burgers rp

Post by Kraso » #257490

Yoshmaster wrote:
Cy294 wrote:*burp*

you're move
*makes you realize that the beef industry causes methane emissions which contribute to global warming and that eating meat is BAD and morally illegal and you should feel bad*
*reminds you that global warming is merely a hoax created by the anti-corporate lobbyists who would rather have anarchy as the only means of ruling a country*
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