/tg/Station 13

I'm teddy

Hey bobby
How bout a burger
I got a new screwdriver

*nuzzles sad bob and pounces on u and notices your buldge*
OwO
what's that

Uh bobby I didn't know you had a talking cat
I got a talking pet too
Its not actually my pet though
I'm uhhh bird-sitting a parrot for my cousin Julius
And he doesn't really talk he uhhh just kinda screams and bites me
Reminds me of my ex wife haha I miss her dearly...

The hut is a leakin'

So does your boypussy when I'm near

calzilla1 wrote:The hut is a leakin'

*fixes your leaky hut* I'm a handyman

No.

*jumpcut to Tina waking up in bed suddenly, revealing that all the RP thus far has been a dream*

Tina: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who are you?

Dark Tina: I'm you, but stronger and better at talking to boys.

"The names Dina now, and shes a bad girl"

Anit

*RPs as a burger*

*bites into Yoshmaster*

Cy294 wrote:*bites into Yoshmaster*

*roleplays an action corresponding to what you just did*
your move

*burp*

you're move

Cy294 wrote:*burp*

you're move

*makes you realize that the beef industry causes methane emissions which contribute to global warming and that eating meat is BAD and morally illegal and you should feel bad*

fuck did I lose?

Cy294 wrote:fuck did I lose?

yeah

Yoshmaster wrote:

Cy294 wrote:fuck did I lose?

yeah

nothin personal kid

Yoshmaster wrote:

Cy294 wrote:*burp*

you're move

*makes you realize that the beef industry causes methane emissions which contribute to global warming and that eating meat is BAD and morally illegal and you should feel bad*

*reminds you that global warming is merely a hoax created by the anti-corporate lobbyists who would rather have anarchy as the only means of ruling a country*