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GREETINGS, FORUMITES!!!
TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE REAPING, AND THE FORUM GAMES WILL START SOON.
I SHALL BE POSTING HERE EVERY SO OFTEN WITH UPDATES, ILL DO ANY PARTICULARLY FUNNY SITUATIONS OR THE SUCH IN MY USUAL STYLE.
HERE ARE THE TEAMS, THEY ARE RANDOMLY CHOSEN:
GOOD LUCK, THE FIRST ROUNDS SHALL BE UP SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE!
(if you werent chosen, either you changed your forums pfp a lot, werent active or didnt have a forums pfp (looking at you, dirk!))

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:30 pm FinalPotato free-birding their way to victory in a BRUTAL 1v1v1

At the end of the day, the coders are the ones who get what they want. Goodbye TGstation. fades into obscurity

START OF DAY 3

Stop with the explosives... please...


You guys should know your limits!



Bit of a sombre mood, eh?



BONERMASTER and Timber trying to stay warm...


...While Arm is trying to stop others do the same!


This group is being pretty safe and watchful!


If only the same could be said for Wine.


THE VIOLENCE

Shaps going for the caveman method.. How brutish.


WHAT ABLOODBATH!

Survivable!!!!

I'm going go steal your forum password arm, let us into your camp! We have you outnumbered!

So tired.... just a little nap.....Zz

I CANNOT BE BEATEN

Damn, I must not have done anything day 3

I am so sad...

I miss Kendrickorium.

Adam Klein wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2023 8:03 pm Damn, I must not have done anything day 3

I knew I missed something!
You licked your wounds, presumably gained from exploring.

kinnebian wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2023 11:11 am START OF DAY 3

Stop with the explosives... please...


You guys should know your limits!



Bit of a sombre mood, eh?



BONERMASTER and Timber trying to stay warm...


...While Arm is trying to stop others do the same!


This group is being pretty safe and watchful!


If only the same could be said for Wine.


THE VIOLENCE

Shaps going for the caveman method.. How brutish.


WHAT ABLOODBATH!

Were there no bwoinks today?

The bwoinks happen at midnight

Ah ok

kinnebian wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2023 9:00 pm

Adam Klein wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2023 8:03 pm Damn, I must not have done anything day 3

I knew I missed something!
You licked your wounds, presumably gained from exploring.

Oh hell yeah. Thanks boss

ill update this tommorow

END OF DAY 3

Sorry for the delay! I ended up a bit like our buddy Arm here:


Lets hop into it.

Drag being resourceful as ever, maybe they and BONERMASTER can have a slingshot duel?


Baw THRIVING, even without their teammates!


This is an incredibly FUCKED combo.


THE VIOLENCE
Jesus, already? We're coming close to the finale here, folks..

Some running..

Some not so successful running..


Some unsuccessful hunting..



Some successful hunting! Jesus. Guess that sling ended up being better than tiger paws, eh?


The gang is out for blood, Shaps blood, if I hear striders correctly.


SAD TIMES

Aw man, thats just unfortunate. Bit sad, yeah?

6 BWOINKS CAN BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE..

sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:56 pm

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm DAY 2

Day 2 of the hunger games is upon us, lets see whos surviving..

What was that, sinful?

sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 11:40 pm Yeah, run you little bitch.

Sorry, I caught sight of Armhulen’s mother.

BITCH

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 7:44 pm Some running..

My might cannot be matched.

im chasing timber because i think he noted me once or twice

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 7:44 pm
Some unsuccessful hunting..

Ha! Distracted again!

START OF DAY 4
Bungled the days a little, but all is good. You didnt miss anything good, I sort of patched it together.

Wine flexing on Stereo with their mad boyscout skillz.



Shaps being unusually resourceful, what a fetid creature..


Conrad, lazy as ever!


Vekters hard at work. This slingshot will sling him to victory!


Beesting discovering what Rex has discovered before them..


Drag and Maia forging uneasy alliances!


Datorange being a cheeky menace, distracting poor Baw.


Arm.. you alright there?


VIOLENCEEEEE

Theyre stopping the prison break, they cant afford to have their secrets leaked.

ONE, SINGULAR BWOINK CAN BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE..

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 9:57 pm

Wine flexing on Stereo with their mad boyscout skillz.

Pffft, loser

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 9:57 pm Datorange being a cheeky menace, distracting poor Baw.

This is my most in-character moment thus far, honestly.
>shows up
>says something distracting
>leaves

I promise to not betray you drag

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 10:01 pm

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 9:57 pm

Wine flexing on Stereo with their mad boyscout skillz.

Pffft, loser

you just gonna take that, stereo?

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 9:57 pm Theyre stopping the prison break, they cant afford to have their secrets leaked.

He cannot be allowed to live

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 9:57 pm Conrad, lazy as ever!

Give me cause to rise, and I'll rise.

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 10:01 pm

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 9:57 pm

Wine flexing on Stereo with their mad boyscout skillz.

Pffft, loser

i will boil your children in molten tungsten

TheFinalPotato wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2023 1:45 am

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2023 9:57 pm Theyre stopping the prison break, they cant afford to have their secrets leaked.

He cannot be allowed to live

god damn you.... c*ders.....ahhhhhhhhhh.... I'm fading....


With dying regards
-BONERMASTER

NIGHT OF DAY 4

To start off with, heres some sponsors!
Wine, getting some nice clean water.

Adam, getting some nice clean explosives.


I pity the Vekter.


And now, some varying methods to sleep!
Final's unique method, although I have used it before.


Huh.. never heard of doing this before.


And finally, for those who HATE sleep.


CONRAD NO


An evil duo, plotting evil plans.


THE VIOLENCE

I'm beginning to think Arm is all looks and no skill..


Shit, what did he do to you guys?


And just like that.. the last of the headmins... down..


Frankly, just a bit sad.

whatever sponsor sent me water: fuck off. I need an ABV of 5% or more. so thats wine or a double gin and tonic.

I am going to fucking win this thing alone

Did they drown me? Did the teamwork make the dream work? Or did I escape?

Nothing like getting Validhunted.

Anyway at least I died with my Admin Trainer.

kinnebian wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 9:21 pm CONRAD NO

I have tried many many interactions of this in midjourney and not one was forum kosher.

kinnebian wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 9:21 pmAn evil duo, plotting evil plans.

we should kill people oranges

get rekt arm

also wine your day is coming

BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 10:39 pm get rekt arm

also wine your day is coming

Hey look over there -

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 10:54 pm

BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 10:39 pm get rekt arm

also wine your day is coming

Hey look over there -

huh? whats that?

wait where'd wine go... DAMNIT

Ain't no rest for the wicked

START OF DAY 5
Welcome! Lets see how our contestants are doing, hey?

Beesting having some extistential thoughts...


Adam having some not-so extistential thoughts.


Drag and Arm exploring, I wonder what theyll see?



Conrad being quite resourceful!


Vekter showing off their hunter-gatherer skills!


Oranges participating in the great Kiwi passtime.


Wine using their time to the fullest!


THE VIOLENCE

Guess Lisa Green wasn't as robust as we all thought... Good kill, Stereo!


Oh jesus, Striders is out for blood. Maybe they used the explosives in the trap?

Mmm, they definitely did.


THE SAD DEATHS

Just a bit sad, really. You couldve gone out in like, a cool combat scene.


BAW, NO!! I was betting on you..

7 BWOINKS CAN BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE...

kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 4:31 pm THE VIOLENCE

Guess Lisa Green wasn't as robust as we all thought... Good kill, Stereo!

typebaited + lagging + check stereo for autoclickers + he seems to pull that info out of nowhere someone should check that + abuses stuns + powergaming

kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 4:31 pm Oh jesus, Striders is out for blood. Maybe they used the explosives in the trap?

Waste of a good trap

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It's up to you beesting! Make some singletanks or something.

I'm going to be very disappointed if something like this doesn't show up:

TheLoLSwat wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 5:10 pm

kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 4:31 pm THE VIOLENCE

Guess Lisa Green wasn't as robust as we all thought... Good kill, Stereo!

typebaited + lagging + check stereo for autoclickers + he seems to pull that info out of nowhere someone should check that + abuses stuns + powergaming

krill issue i fear. getting good mileage out of this mace though. expect a salt PR nerfing it after i take it all home baby.

kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 4:31 pm Conrad being quite resourceful!

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 6:38 pm I'm going to be very disappointed if something like this doesn't show up:

What do you think happened to me?