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NEW story thread. Same rules as Bonermaster's, EXCEPT, you get to do TWO words at a time this one. That's because this is the 2nd thread of course.
I'll start:

I was

clown in

the armoury

; They are

taking all

the fucking

HONK mechs

and throwing

up EVERYWHERE.

It truly

was wild

BUT THEN

The HoS

with neonhair

and pronouns

that didn't

Exist yet

shoved their

gamer batong

up the

very very

VERY very

obtuse and

Blisteringly hot

satisfingly squishy

fresh cake

. HELP, HELP!!!!

There's a

BIG SEXY

XENO QUEEN

IN MEDBAY

AWOOGA AWOOOOOOGA

GET BRICK

TO SAVE

My ass!

My ass!

Is ass!

Super ass!

Alright we haven't had any replies for awhile so I think it's time to wrap this thread up:

Player's Club wrote:I was deathly fat after the clown and very much Malicious mime fed me Green beans i spun the wheel Of greed and lost my will to feed my babies. They will suffer for what you have done, Lisa Green. The greytide is seriously fucked up due to stoned wizards, they keep gassing up Counting posters FUCK JANNIES IN ASS, said the angry wizard Corporation foundation GOD DAMN it is my prerogative to finally DIE SCREAMING said the the the Stammering narrator, even though though i Am am the the main character. Anyways, I I I Hate TheLoLSwat because stuttering enrages me me AGHHH! stuttering stuttering is hot I'm done. Just kidding! I'm cured through Christ who is not stuttering so thus, I um stutter not. But uh, Jeff Goldblum and um Mark Wahlberg and uh, that other -that other oh no i seemed to have regained my fucking awful australian accent. krikey i am bri'ish colonial prisoner FUCK GOD the Australian um ah Said with Said with THE VOICES Crying because i fuck the shit its uh not ERP if you you you UMMM you you you remember to wash your Left foot otherwise the syndicate will get conniptions. They love barefoot assistant felinids, who meow softly when tabled by the angry security officers and fed milk, which they fucking hate to spill on their brains. How do I setup the the scrungularitiy? Huh guhhhhh. The captain is absorbing thirty yellow then goku i guess. huh durr (best friend stabbed me with two comically large spatula handles BLOOD EVERYWHERE RUN RUN!!! GO GO TO THE SUPERMATTER!! DONT TURN OFF MY SENSORS OH GOD) that was the craziest day dream ever, unless ... oh no ... was i actually just fighting my. Fuck, I stopped talking. Lock the clown in the armoury; They are taking all the fucking HONK mechs and throwing up EVERYWHERE. It truly was wild BUT THEN The HoS with neonhair and pronouns that didn't Exist yet shoved their gamer batong up the very very VERY very obtuse and Blisteringly hot satisfingly squishy fresh cake. HELP, HELP!!!! There's a BIG SEXY XENO QUEEN IN MEDBAY AWOOGA AWOOOOOOGA GET BRICK TO SAVE My ass! My ass! Is ass! Super ass!

Reformatted:
I was deathly fat after the clown, and very much malicious mime, fed me green beans, I spun the wheel of greed, and lost my will to feed my babies. They will suffer for what you have done, Lisa Green.
The greytide is seriously fucked up due to stoned wizards, they keep gassing up counting posters... "FUCK JANNIES IN ASS" said the angry Wizard Corporation Foundation.
"GOD DAMN, it is my prerogative to finally DIE SCREAMING" said the the the stammering narrator, even though though I am am the the main character.

Anyways, I I I hate TheLoLSwat because stuttering enrages me me- "AGHHH!"
Stuttering stuttering is hot... I'm done. Just kidding!
I'm cured through Christ who is not stuttering so thus, I um stutter not. But uh, Jeff Goldblum and um Mark Wahlberg and uh, that other -that other, oh no I seemed to have regained my fucking awful Australian accent.

Krikey I am Bri'ish colonial prisoner: "FUCK GOD" the Australian um ah said with-said with THE VOICES crying because I fuck the shit... its uh not ERP if you you you UMMM you you you remember to wash your left foot: otherwise the Syndicate will get conniptions.
They love barefoot assistant felinids, who meow softly when tabled by the angry security officers and fed milk, which they fucking hate to spill on their brains.

How do I setup the the scrungularitiy? Huh guhhhhh. The captain is absorbing thirty yellow, then Goku, I guess. Huh durr (best friend stabbed me with two comically large spatula handles BLOOD EVERYWHERE RUN RUN!!! GO GO TO THE SUPERMATTER!! DONT TURN OFF MY SENSORS OH GOD)

That was the craziest day dream ever, unless ... oh no ... was I actually just fighting my. Fuck, I stopped talking. Lock the clown in the armoury; They are taking all the fucking HONK mechs and throwing up EVERYWHERE.
It truly was wild BUT THEN the HoS with neonhair and pronouns that didn't exist, yet shoved their gamer batong up the very very VERY very obtuse and blisteringly hot satisfingly squishy fresh cake.

HELP, HELP!!!! There's a BIG SEXY XENO QUEEN IN MEDBAY AWOOGA AWOOOOOOGA GET BRICK TO SAVE My ass! My ass! Is ass! Super ass!

It's over now so if you want a 3rd story thread you gotta make it, as per traditionem.