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GREETINGS, FORUMITES!!!
TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE REAPING, AND THE FORUM GAMES WILL START SOON.
I SHALL BE POSTING HERE EVERY SO OFTEN WITH UPDATES, ILL DO ANY PARTICULARLY FUNNY SITUATIONS OR THE SUCH IN MY USUAL STYLE.
HERE ARE THE TEAMS, THEY ARE RANDOMLY CHOSEN:
GOOD LUCK, THE FIRST ROUNDS SHALL BE UP SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE!
(if you werent chosen, either you changed your forums pfp a lot, werent active or didnt have a forums pfp (looking at you, dirk!))

RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 6:38 pm I'm going to be very disappointed if something like this doesn't show up:

What do you think happened to me?

kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 4:31 pm BAW, NO!! I was betting on you..

You know, I was betting on myself too.

Striders13 wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 5:37 pm

kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 4:31 pm Oh jesus, Striders is out for blood. Maybe they used the explosives in the trap?

Waste of a good trap

Damn janitors

I crave violence.

END OF DAY 5
Oh boy, I can feel it.
We're coming close to the end.
Theres not many people left, but lets get into!

Drag getting some nice clean water, Aces!


Vekter and Arm playing it safe, probably for the best.


Adam is doing his best to keep the horde away.


Looks like the gangs all back together, but with Striders and Shaps together? I'd sleep with one eye open, Shaps.


THE VIOLE-
Wait, thats it? Huh.
Well, see you next time...

...SIKE!!

START OF DAY 6 - THE FEAST

These 3 are total bores. C'mon, Conrad!


THE VIOLENCE
Oooh boy, getting into it quick, lets go.

Looks like the codebase finally got to Drag.


Beesting with the DOUBLE KILL


What a.. confusing event.

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:49 pm Looks like the codebase finally got to Drag.

DCHAT: John Howard whines, “whomp whomp”

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:44 pm END OF DAY 5
Oh boy, I can feel it.
We're coming close to the end.
Theres not many people left, but lets get into!

Drag getting some nice clean water, Aces!


Vekter and Arm playing it safe, probably for the best.


Adam is doing his best to keep the horde away.


Looks like the gangs all back together, but with Striders and Shaps together? I'd sleep with one eye open, Shaps.


THE VIOLE-
Wait, thats it? Huh.
Well, see you next time...

Damn dirty apes trying to steal my flames. That’s my fire!

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:44 pmAdam is doing his best to keep the horde away.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:49 pmThese 3 are total bores. C'mon, Conrad!

i wasn't gonna give Beesting a triple feed with my name on it sorry

damn so close to a triple feed. we gotta keep the team going on adam though lmao

also whats my kill count now, I have to be one of the highest

NOT THE BEES

Striders13 wrote: ↑Fri May 19, 2023 2:55 am NOT THE BEES

yea come think of it why havent i dropped a hive of bees on my competitors yet

Beesting, it's up to you.

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:49 pm Beesting with the DOUBLE KILL

looks like wine ran out of coins to throw

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:49 pm These 3 are total bores. C'mon, Conrad!

zzzZZZZZ


...huh...huh?

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:49 pm Beesting with the DOUBLE KILL

Pops...POPS...POPS HAS DIED

How DARE


How dar-...how...
zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Me dying has summoned a plague of unfortunate upon all other contestants

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:49 pm What a.. confusing event.

this isn't confusing at all, shaps would do anything to kill arm

BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Fri May 19, 2023 5:29 am

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:49 pm Beesting with the DOUBLE KILL

looks like wine ran out of coins to throw

Hey what's that -

Oh. It's my lower intestines.
x_x

how the fuck did i die of hunger on day 2 who dies of hunger in 2 days what the hell man didn’t they feel us before the shift started?

I DIED TO SHAPS?????????????????????????????????????????????

Armhulen wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 1:17 am I DIED TO SHAPS?????????????????????????????????????????????

skill issue

START OF DAY 6

Not so many left now, hmm?

Vekter doing some preliminary stalking, looks like Conrad and Stereo might be up to something...


Beesting hunting down Adam, I think they found their next victim!


Oranges finally ran out of PR's to close.


Shaps is tonights biggest loser!


And.. Thats it.
Wow, 5 left.
We've been doing this for a while now, hmm? Sorry for the inconsistent updates, I keep getting caught up on other things.

6 BWOINKS CAN BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE

for the love of everything on tgstation someone kill stereo im tired of it!!!!

kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2023 2:25 pm Vekter doing some preliminary stalking, looks like Conrad and Stereo might be up to something...

What tangled webs we weave.

conrad wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2023 7:35 pm

kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2023 2:25 pm Vekter doing some preliminary stalking, looks like Conrad and Stereo might be up to something...

What tangled webs we weave.

we should kill more people

I concur, my electronic friend.

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:49 pm Looks like the codebase finally got to Drag.

Tape wizard was too strong

I'm more fit than most of the forum members this is unfair

NOT THE BEES!!!

Only admins died on day 6
Death to all admins
They shall not win

still seething shaps killed me

Get fucked nerd

Please do not fuck nerds

NIGHT 6
I FEEL THE FINALE COMING UP.
Sorry I took so long!

Anyways, heres Conrad, alert as ever. Hope that doesnt effect his capabilities in the day.


Vekter, getting some medical gear. Lucky you!


But oh... oh no... Beesting, why???


Adam strikes down stereo, FINALLY choosing to not spare him.


And thats it.. not many people left now, but lets move on anyways... Good day folks..

...BUT WHATS THIS? ADAM TAKES A STUMBLE AND FALLS INTO A DEATH PIT!!


THERES ONLY TWO LEFT NOW, AND I THINK ITS TIME FOR THEM TO FIGHT!!!!

I WILL BE USING AI STORY GENERATOR TO GENERATE A FIGHT BETWEEN THESE TWO CHAMPIONS!!


ON THE LEFT WE HAVE CONRAD, AI ART MASTER, TRIALMIN FOR TGSTATION, CHARISMA OFF THE CHARTS!! HE CURRENTLY HAS 4 KILLS TO HIS NAME, AND NONE OF THOSE WERE CHEAP FIGHTS, LET ME TELL YOU THAT!


ON THE RIGHT WE HAVE VEKTER!!!, CHAMPION OF THE URGENT AHELP, VETERAN ADMIN, WITH CURRENTLY NO KILLS TO HIS NAME? WILL HE TAKE HIS FIRST BLOOD HERE?


LADIES, GENTLEMAN AND OTHER PERSONNAGE, PLACE. YOUR. BETS!!!

I mean, if Vekter isn't the one to win by placing the most permanent ban of all, death, onto his enemies... I feel it wouldn't be an appropriate win, would it?

(Deadchat): Fucking lavaland

Adam Klein wrote: ↑Wed May 31, 2023 3:15 pm (Deadchat): Fucking lavaland

krill.... issue....

Beesting killed everyone then went "you are all mere mortals not worth my time." And killed himself

my moneys on conrad, take it home man.

yeah i was actually just looking for a greater challenge, the remaining tributes werent worth my time.

It's important analyze the two remaining tributes, and look back through their history to make sure we haven't overlooked anything important.

CONRAD
Day 1 - Ran away / Ran from Stereo
Day 2 - Defended his fire / Killed Kawoppi with an explosive
Day 3 - Killed ambushers / Chased Adam
Day 4 - Saw smoke / Snuggled with LoLSwat
Day 5 - Made a slingshot / Fended off from fire
The Feast - Did not go to the feast
Day 6 - Plotted with Stereo / Stayed awake all night

VEKTER
Day 1 - Stayed at the Cornucopia / Hunted tributes
Day 2 - Sang songs / Made a slingshot
Day 3 - Received explosives / Hunted tributes
Day 4 - Made a slingshot / Failed to start a fire
Day 5 - Disappointed their hunter-gatherer ancestors / Slept in shifts
The Feast - Was defended by Shaps
Day 6 - Overheard Stereo and Conrad / Received medical supplies

Conrad is in a rough position. He's sleep deprived, he lost his ally that he had just been planning with, but even without his ally he may be able to pull it off. He has a slingshot and a plan for victory - But is that enough to win?

Then you have Vekter. While they may not have any kills, it's not for a lack of trying. Two attempts to go hunting that simply didn't turn up anyone to kill. They are armed with explosives, TWO slingshots, medical supplies, and an ace up their sleeve: They were the only tribute to remain at the Cornucopia. While all the others either ran, were cut down, or grabbed something and booked it, Vekter remained. They may not have been able to get the best equipment, but they have everything that's left. Whatever was missed in the mad scramble, Vekter has it.

Conrad may be the man with a plan, but Vekter was listening and knows exactly what that plan is.

I'm counting on Conrad, to be honest
hero, driving the round forward, definitely robust, even added a bit of the spicy side show drama there with lolswat

Armhulen wrote: ↑Sat May 20, 2023 1:17 am I DIED TO SHAPS?????????????????????????????????????????????

10/10

Approach if you dare, Vekter. Your path lays strewn with the bodies of those who failed.

I dedicate this battle to Stereo. Win or lose, it will be glorious.

Unlocked so that it may conclude.

kieth4 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 10, 2023 10:40 am Unlocked so that it may conclude.

spurring me to conclude soon, exams are kicking my ass so sorry for the delay

THE FINALE
ALRIGHT. IVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH.
HERES THE PROMPT FOR THE FIGHT. and without further ado... the fight itself, generated using chatgpt 3.5.

The two men stood at opposite ends of the arena, their eyes locked in a deadly stare-down. Conrad's hands were shaking slightly as he clutched his slingshot and explosives, feeling the weight of exhaustion bearing down on him. Vekter was calm and collected, with a steely determination in his eyes.

The bell rang out, signaling the start of the fight. Conrad quickly loaded up his slingshot with an explosive and took aim at Vekter. The shot missed its mark by inches as Vekter dodged to one side, firing back with a shot from one of his own slingshots.