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One word, One story
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:04 am
by BONERMASTER
Bottom post of the previous page:
In the spirit of community games, here is an improv where we can find out why no one of us has taken to a writing career.
How it goes is that everyone posts only one word with each post (for the story), it can be whatever you want. We recap it every now and then, and we just see how quickly we can get this thread locked. It begins with:
Fuck
EDIT: THREAD IS
DONZO. THE STORY IS TOLD. HERE IS WHAT WE CAME UP WITH:
Fuck Jannies. I check under the bandages. However, Odor. I hate the Maintainers. Where did my Baton go? The sussy supermatter irradiated me and fried my eyes which annoyed several interns and they died, but Not before ligma balls passionately~. It be ruined AAAAGHHHHH!!!! I'm dying from man with fire Ball. ;HELP Maints! There is men~ who are big but Ei'nath I Ingested my shoe expeditiously because reasons. Guh? *deathgasp While the NIGHTMARE whom may grief APCs is shot in deez nuts. Owie my nuts! Says me brother as he peels his skin off "Woah!" Eat my Entire stockpile of moist assistant "Yuck!" Yet they Collided surreptitiously~ with murderous intent armed with Girthy long clowns honked on everyone get honked by goofy catmos uwu said that github Fucks microsoft's Gaping Chesticles OwO. UwU Turbonerd did Nine Tailed Fox Girl math is horribly outdated. The Chang captain conflict with the Emperor! was I Head of Secuwurity? There are too many wiznerds having affairs but AI has bolted my door at 3 pm. Now my hazard lights wont stop Blinking unnervingly at me. My mo is Numbers Thread but bare Armhullen be banning counting because one killed two and henceforth Marxists shall rule! One word, anonymously and Story crafting can be erecting mountains. Yet
...
And here is the take from our AI overlord, chat GPT, desperately trying to make sense of all of this:
► Show Spoiler
Once, on a distant space station, chaos reigned supreme. The crew was in disarray, with
some shouting expletives and others checking under bandages. The odor in the air was foul,
and tensions between the crew and Maintainers were high.
Suddenly, the supermatter became sussy and irradiated, frying the eyes of some interns who
unfortunately did not survive. Amid the chaos, someone shouted about "ligma balls" and the
station was plunged into ruin.
Desperate for help, one crew member cried out for assistance from the Maints, but there
were only big, menacing men around. To make matters worse, they collided surreptitiously
with murderous intent, armed with girthy long clowns that honked on everyone in their way.
Even in the midst of such chaos, some found moments of absurd humor. One crew member
ingested their shoe expeditiously, for reasons unknown, and another exclaimed "owie my
nuts!" as they were shot in their most sensitive area.
But as the nightmare of the situation dragged on, there was little to find humorous. Hazard
lights blinked unnervingly, and the crew was left to grapple with the fallout of the tragedy.
Despite some attempts at order, counting was banned, and Marxists came to rule the station.
In the end, one word echoed through the halls: chaos. But even in the midst of it all, there
were whispers of the power of storytelling and the mountains that could be erected by it.
a very commendable struggle.
Thank you everyone for participating. It was fun watching this thread go!
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2023 10:27 pm
by Capsandi
henceforth
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2023 11:34 pm
by Timonk
Marxists
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 1:16 am
by Bawhoppennn
shall
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 6:53 am
by BONERMASTER
rule!
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 8:45 am
by sinfulbliss
One
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 9:27 am
by kinnebian
word,
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 1:28 pm
by Timonk
anonymously
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 2:20 pm
by TheLoLSwat
and
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 2:52 pm
by Itseasytosee2me
Story
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 4:01 pm
by Chadley
crafting
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 4:06 pm
by Epicgamer545
can
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 4:09 pm
by Bawhoppennn
be
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:39 pm
by Timonk
erecting
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 11:07 pm
by BONERMASTER
mountains
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:03 am
by Bawhoppennn
. Yet
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2023 8:52 am
by BONERMASTER
As things are slowing down (I believe people are losing interest FINALLY) I have strung together every word so far into a textblock. Here is what we have got so far:
...
Fuck Jannies. I check under the bandages. However, Odor. I hate the Maintainers. Where did my Baton go? The sussy supermatter irradiated me and fried my eyes which annoyed several interns and they died, but Not before ligma balls passionately~. It be ruined AAAAGHHHHH!!!! I'm dying from man with fire Ball. ;HELP Maints! There is men~ who are big but Ei'nath I Ingested my shoe expeditiously because reasons. Guh? *deathgasp While the NIGHTMARE whom may grief APCs is shot in deez nuts. Owie my nuts! Says me brother as he peels his skin off "Woah!" Eat my Entire stockpile of moist assistant "Yuck!" Yet they Collided surreptitiously~ with murderous intent armed with Girthy long clowns honked on everyone get honked by goofy catmos uwu said that github Fucks microsoft's Gaping Chesticles OwO. UwU Turbonerd did Nine Tailed Fox Girl math is horribly outdated. The Chang captain conflict with the Emperor! was I Head of Secuwurity? There are too many wiznerds having affairs but AI has bolted my door at 3 pm. Now my hazard lights wont stop Blinking unnervingly at me. My mo is Numbers Thread but bare Armhullen be banning counting because one killed two and henceforth Marxists shall rule! One word, anonymously and Story crafting can be erecting mountains. Yet
...
So as you may know, I am a scientist at heart. And since we very clearly demonstrated our capabilities for compelling story writing, we have yet to put our rising AI overlords to the task.
And so I decided to test the limits of chatGPT by feeding it this text and ask it to make a compelling, epic story that is themed around space station 13.
Here is what it spit out:
► Show Spoiler
Once, on a distant space station, chaos reigned supreme. The crew was in disarray, with
some shouting expletives and others checking under bandages. The odor in the air was foul,
and tensions between the crew and Maintainers were high.
Suddenly, the supermatter became sussy and irradiated, frying the eyes of some interns who
unfortunately did not survive. Amid the chaos, someone shouted about "ligma balls" and the
station was plunged into ruin.
Desperate for help, one crew member cried out for assistance from the Maints, but there
were only big, menacing men around. To make matters worse, they collided surreptitiously
with murderous intent, armed with girthy long clowns that honked on everyone in their way.
Even in the midst of such chaos, some found moments of absurd humor. One crew member
ingested their shoe expeditiously, for reasons unknown, and another exclaimed "owie my
nuts!" as they were shot in their most sensitive area.
But as the nightmare of the situation dragged on, there was little to find humorous. Hazard
lights blinked unnervingly, and the crew was left to grapple with the fallout of the tragedy.
Despite some attempts at order, counting was banned, and Marxists came to rule the station.
In the end, one word echoed through the halls: chaos. But even in the midst of it all, there
were whispers of the power of storytelling and the mountains that could be erected by it.
Huh, that's not........bad?
Uh...... I will post both stories in the starting post, and... that means, the thread is hereby
FINISHED!!!!
If you want a new story thread then you have to create a new one, anything past this point is no longer CANON, you heard me right.
Thanks for contributing everyone, all of you did great!
With telling regards
-BONERMASTER
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:31 am
by kinnebian
thats more than one word
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2023 11:49 pm
by Bawhoppennn
Was a good thread, I thoroughly enjoyed it
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2023 12:16 pm
by conrad
This was fun. Thank you Bonerman.
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2023 12:25 pm
by kinnebian
conrad wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 12:16 pm
This was fun. Thank you Bonerman.
really makes you wonder how he posts these from jail...
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2023 5:12 am
by CMDR_Gungnir
A good thread. Thank you.
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2023 8:11 am
by BONERMASTER
*waves
With locked regards
-BONERMASTER