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Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 11:18 pm
by Turbonerd

Bottom post of the previous page:

NSFW:
I can't really comprehend what's going on in this appeal, but it doesn't sound like anyone is telling the full story clearly.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 1:24 pm
by Not-Dorsidarf
If he admitted he just fried the disabler to be a shit since it was empty and useless, does the classic Kor Phaeron ruling not come into play?

("If you perform an action which has zero benefit to you other than making others upset (like killing Ian) I will ban you if you adminhelp when someone kills you. ")

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 1:47 pm
by technokek
Not-Dorsidarf wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 1:24 pm If he admitted he just fried the disabler to be a shit since it was empty and useless, does the classic Kor Phaeron ruling not come into play?

("If you perform an action which has zero benefit to you other than making others upset (like killing Ian) I will ban you if you adminhelp when someone kills you. ")
I didn't want them to have the disabler because they kept shooting it at people/me at random. It wasn't a "lmao fuck you your gun is gone now for no reason".

Just because your stun baton is empty doesn't mean I won't take it away when you kept randomly hitting people with it. You are gonna recharge it and do it again.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 1:51 pm
by technokek
Also shitsecies coping with this ban 😂

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:46 pm
by Ziiro
san7890 wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 8:27 pm This reminds me of an interesting conversation I once had with lead staff of other prominent ss13 communities. They were talking about how they would regularly read Ban Appeals and the associated peanuts for entertainment. One of them even unironically mentioned the Scriptis’ Zyb Index (they didn’t say the term “Zyb Index”, but talked about how it was interesting that people would collect logs and compare the amount of powergamey lingo they used to actual words). It was by far one of the most jarring things I’ve heard, and I wish I was lying.
When I worked for [major game console company] a few years back as support we would all read the ban appeal forums for entertainment on breaks. It's a universal constant.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 4:03 pm
by Qbmax32
all this thread really tells me is that we need to bring back the salt reserves

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 8:22 pm
by sinfulbliss
technokek wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 1:47 pm Just because your stun baton is empty doesn't mean I won't take it away when you kept randomly hitting people with it. You are gonna recharge it and do it again.
If you deepfry my batong and disabler when I’m trying to arrest you, I will lethal you. You will ahelp and I will not get banned because I won’t quintuple post on my thread and drag out a 45 min ahelp where I can hardly remember what’s what.

Has happened plenty times before. I can only guess I wasn’t bwoinked because the tiders weren’t such crybabies as to ahelp after getting what they earned. I would wager a large reason this ban was upheld is also because the appealer was acting too deranged to unban in good conscience.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 8:40 pm
by Shellton(Mario)
The tide has grown weak, I remember the days where we had tiders who could 1 v the whole sec department

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:36 pm
by Kendrickorium
sinfulbliss wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 8:22 pm
technokek wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 1:47 pm Just because your stun baton is empty doesn't mean I won't take it away when you kept randomly hitting people with it. You are gonna recharge it and do it again.
If you deepfry my batong and disabler when I’m trying to arrest you, I will lethal you. You will ahelp and I will not get banned because I won’t quintuple post on my thread and drag out a 45 min ahelp where I can hardly remember what’s what.

Has happened plenty times before. I can only guess I wasn’t bwoinked because the tiders weren’t such crybabies as to ahelp after getting what they earned. I would wager a large reason this ban was upheld is also because the appealer was acting too deranged to unban in good conscience.
I have a weird feeling he doesnt speak fluent english and is trying very hard to get his point across using a combination of his knowledge and a translator program

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:37 pm
by technokek
sinfulbliss wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 8:22 pm
technokek wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 1:47 pm Just because your stun baton is empty doesn't mean I won't take it away when you kept randomly hitting people with it. You are gonna recharge it and do it again.
If you deepfry my batong and disabler when I’m trying to arrest you, I will lethal you. You will ahelp and I will not get banned because I won’t quintuple post on my thread and drag out a 45 min ahelp where I can hardly remember what’s what.

Has happened plenty times before. I can only guess I wasn’t bwoinked because the tiders weren’t such crybabies as to ahelp after getting what they earned. I would wager a large reason this ban was upheld is also because the appealer was acting too deranged to unban in good conscience.

As you just saw, you will be banned if you try to arrest me for no reason.

Also keep crying shitsec main

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 12:16 am
by Cobby
the real losers are the writers and readers of half the posts on that thread.

ban appeals should have a character maximum, the only people who think thats like genuinely helpful to write their thesis on the forums are the people doing the government larp. Learn to write.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:14 am
by EmpressMaia
technokek wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:37 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 8:22 pm
technokek wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 1:47 pm Just because your stun baton is empty doesn't mean I won't take it away when you kept randomly hitting people with it. You are gonna recharge it and do it again.
If you deepfry my batong and disabler when I’m trying to arrest you, I will lethal you. You will ahelp and I will not get banned because I won’t quintuple post on my thread and drag out a 45 min ahelp where I can hardly remember what’s what.

Has happened plenty times before. I can only guess I wasn’t bwoinked because the tiders weren’t such crybabies as to ahelp after getting what they earned. I would wager a large reason this ban was upheld is also because the appealer was acting too deranged to unban in good conscience.

As you just saw, you will be banned if you try to arrest me for no reason.

Also keep crying shitsec main
This isn't how you should try and defend yourself on online forums

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 10:04 am
by Misdoubtful
Cobby wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 12:16 am the real losers are the writers and readers of half the posts on that thread.

ban appeals should have a character maximum, the only people who think thats like genuinely helpful to write their thesis on the forums are the people doing the government larp. Learn to write.
I'd unironically almost like to see a character limit change happen on the forums in general.

Getting your point across in the fewest words possible and the simplest way possible is a virtue. I'm tired of needlessly long posts on the internet and just stopped reading them. I have far better uses of my already increasingly limited time.

Doesn't help when people confuse semantics and nuance as having to be or as being one in the same. Nuance is great, semantics and semantic nuance make my brain fry like an egg.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 10:35 am
by Imitates-The-Lizards
Forums users confirmed to have fried attention spans.

"Must have a PhD in English, with a focus on brevity, to appeal"

How about no. If something takes 5k characters, or 50k characters to get across, then that is how many it takes. Godspeed you budding novel writers masquerading as spessmen.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 11:03 am
by Misdoubtful
Or you can insentiently miss the point entirely and make the choice to behave like a dickhead would about it at the same time, that works too.

Good job, champ. I feel bad for people that have to have face to face interactions with you if that's how you feel about having concise and to the point conversations.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 11:40 am
by dirk_mcblade
On the opposite end of the spectrum you have twitter which with its 140 character limit I think has contributed to the internet becoming a collection of halfwits.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 3:42 pm
by Pandarsenic
A character limit might make posting logs an exercise in misery

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:05 pm
by cocothegogo
yesterday i got banned for no reason because i deep fried det id they then murdered me twice and then they ahelped it. i never fought back once.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:53 pm
by Cobby
Pandarsenic wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 3:42 pm A character limit might make posting logs an exercise in misery
post logs on github then you can just highlight the line numbers :-)

I was semi-trolling about the character limit but the fact the guy above had a melty means im now double downing on it.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:17 pm
by Pandarsenic
how did you acquire the detective's ID and why did you decide to fry it

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:35 pm
by Misdoubtful
Lets do it lets limit every post to the length of a tweet and see what happens.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 7:37 pm
by Capsandi
You know where most posts were succinct? Singulo.
Bring back /bread/

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:32 am
by dirk_mcblade
Misdoubtful wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:35 pm Lets do it lets limit every post to the length of a tweet and see what happens.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:47 am
by san7890
Misdoubtful wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:35 pm Lets do it lets limit every post to the length of a tweet and see what happens.
ratio

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 2:45 pm
by Cobby
san7890 wrote: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:47 am
Misdoubtful wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:35 pm Lets do it lets limit every post to the length of a tweet and see what happens.
ratio
Image

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 3:43 pm
by Qbmax32
san7890 wrote: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:47 am
Misdoubtful wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:35 pm Lets do it lets limit every post to the length of a tweet and see what happens.
ratio
counter ratio + you're male

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 5:04 pm
by bastardblaster
Qbmax32 wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 3:43 pm
san7890 wrote: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:47 am
Misdoubtful wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:35 pm Lets do it lets limit every post to the length of a tweet and see what happens.
ratio
counter ratio + you're male
counter counter ratio + Camille abuser

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 5:59 pm
by CursedBirb
bastardblaster wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 5:04 pm
Qbmax32 wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 3:43 pm
san7890 wrote: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:47 am
Misdoubtful wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:35 pm Lets do it lets limit every post to the length of a tweet and see what happens.
ratio
counter ratio + you're male
counter counter ratio + Camille abuser
4 picture's or 1 gif

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 9:24 pm
by Rohen_Tahir
CursedBirb wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 5:59 pm
bastardblaster wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 5:04 pm
Qbmax32 wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 3:43 pm
san7890 wrote: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:47 am
Misdoubtful wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:35 pm Lets do it lets limit every post to the length of a tweet and see what happens.
ratio
counter ratio + you're male
counter counter ratio + Camille abuser
4 picture's or 1 gif
1.png
2.png
3.png
4.png

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 12:47 am
by san7890
Qbmax32 wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 3:43 pm
san7890 wrote: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:47 am
Misdoubtful wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:35 pm Lets do it lets limit every post to the length of a tweet and see what happens.
ratio
counter ratio + you're male
:(

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 12:47 am
by san7890
Qbmax32 wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 3:43 pm
san7890 wrote: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:47 am
Misdoubtful wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:35 pm Lets do it lets limit every post to the length of a tweet and see what happens.
ratio
counter ratio + you're male
:(

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 8:29 am
by Tearling
technokek wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:10 am You are clearly bending everything so it fits your narrative, you even change facts that you posted to something you made up if that rather fits your narrative.
But you did slip him, right?

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 3:48 pm
by technokek
Tearling wrote: Tue Oct 25, 2022 8:29 am
technokek wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:10 am You are clearly bending everything so it fits your narrative, you even change facts that you posted to something you made up if that rather fits your narrative.
But you did slip him, right?
I slipped him in response to the random arrest he was trying to do on me.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 5:43 pm
by sinfulbliss
technokek wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:37 pm Also keep crying shitsec main
I take it the admin app is going swimmingly

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 5:44 pm
by technokek
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Oct 25, 2022 5:43 pm
technokek wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:37 pm Also keep crying shitsec main
I take it the admin app is going swimmingly
Well at least I can read logs and know the rules opposed to other people.

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 6:44 pm
by EmpressMaia
technokek wrote: Tue Oct 25, 2022 5:44 pm
sinfulbliss wrote: Tue Oct 25, 2022 5:43 pm
technokek wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:37 pm Also keep crying shitsec main
I take it the admin app is going swimmingly
Well at least I can read logs and know the rules opposed to other people.
y i k e s

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2022 7:24 pm
by Shellton(Mario)
Y I K E S

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 6:25 am
by Qbmax32
bastardblaster wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 5:04 pm
Qbmax32 wrote: Mon Oct 24, 2022 3:43 pm
san7890 wrote: Sun Oct 23, 2022 6:47 am
Misdoubtful wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:35 pm Lets do it lets limit every post to the length of a tweet and see what happens.
ratio
counter ratio + you're male
counter counter ratio + Camille abuser
ur most played champ is yuumi btw

Re: Deepfry valid nut.

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:28 pm
by Tearling
technokek wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 9:24 am 4. he slips and drops his gun.
technokek wrote: Tue Oct 25, 2022 3:48 pm I slipped him in response to the random arrest he was trying to do on me.
Why did you say "he slips" instead of "I slipped him, and he dropped his gun"?