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One word, One story
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:04 am
by BONERMASTER
Bottom post of the previous page:
In the spirit of community games, here is an improv where we can find out why no one of us has taken to a writing career.
How it goes is that everyone posts only one word with each post (for the story), it can be whatever you want. We recap it every now and then, and we just see how quickly we can get this thread locked. It begins with:
Fuck
EDIT: THREAD IS
DONZO. THE STORY IS TOLD. HERE IS WHAT WE CAME UP WITH:
Fuck Jannies. I check under the bandages. However, Odor. I hate the Maintainers. Where did my Baton go? The sussy supermatter irradiated me and fried my eyes which annoyed several interns and they died, but Not before ligma balls passionately~. It be ruined AAAAGHHHHH!!!! I'm dying from man with fire Ball. ;HELP Maints! There is men~ who are big but Ei'nath I Ingested my shoe expeditiously because reasons. Guh? *deathgasp While the NIGHTMARE whom may grief APCs is shot in deez nuts. Owie my nuts! Says me brother as he peels his skin off "Woah!" Eat my Entire stockpile of moist assistant "Yuck!" Yet they Collided surreptitiously~ with murderous intent armed with Girthy long clowns honked on everyone get honked by goofy catmos uwu said that github Fucks microsoft's Gaping Chesticles OwO. UwU Turbonerd did Nine Tailed Fox Girl math is horribly outdated. The Chang captain conflict with the Emperor! was I Head of Secuwurity? There are too many wiznerds having affairs but AI has bolted my door at 3 pm. Now my hazard lights wont stop Blinking unnervingly at me. My mo is Numbers Thread but bare Armhullen be banning counting because one killed two and henceforth Marxists shall rule! One word, anonymously and Story crafting can be erecting mountains. Yet
...
And here is the take from our AI overlord, chat GPT, desperately trying to make sense of all of this:
► Show Spoiler
Once, on a distant space station, chaos reigned supreme. The crew was in disarray, with
some shouting expletives and others checking under bandages. The odor in the air was foul,
and tensions between the crew and Maintainers were high.
Suddenly, the supermatter became sussy and irradiated, frying the eyes of some interns who
unfortunately did not survive. Amid the chaos, someone shouted about "ligma balls" and the
station was plunged into ruin.
Desperate for help, one crew member cried out for assistance from the Maints, but there
were only big, menacing men around. To make matters worse, they collided surreptitiously
with murderous intent, armed with girthy long clowns that honked on everyone in their way.
Even in the midst of such chaos, some found moments of absurd humor. One crew member
ingested their shoe expeditiously, for reasons unknown, and another exclaimed "owie my
nuts!" as they were shot in their most sensitive area.
But as the nightmare of the situation dragged on, there was little to find humorous. Hazard
lights blinked unnervingly, and the crew was left to grapple with the fallout of the tragedy.
Despite some attempts at order, counting was banned, and Marxists came to rule the station.
In the end, one word echoed through the halls: chaos. But even in the midst of it all, there
were whispers of the power of storytelling and the mountains that could be erected by it.
a very commendable struggle.
Thank you everyone for participating. It was fun watching this thread go!
With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:23 pm
by Turbonerd
with
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:36 pm
by iwishforducks
fire
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:15 pm
by vect0r
Ball
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:23 pm
by iwishforducks
. ;HELP
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:12 am
by vect0r
Maints!
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:35 am
by iwishforducks
There
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:52 am
by Turbonerd
is
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 2:04 am
by conrad
men~
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 2:36 am
by Bawhoppennn
who
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 3:01 am
by Turbonerd
are
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 3:18 am
by iwishforducks
big
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 3:28 am
by conrad
but
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 4:00 am
by CMDR_Gungnir
Ei'nath
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:16 am
by Bawhoppennn
I
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:32 am
by The Wrench
Ingested
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:55 am
by Drag
my
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 7:32 am
by BONERMASTER
shoe
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 7:45 am
by conrad
expeditiously
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:31 am
by kayozz
because
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:02 am
by CPTANT
reasons.
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:20 pm
by Turbonerd
Guh?
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 4:55 pm
by conrad
*deathgasp
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 5:01 pm
by CPTANT
While
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 5:30 pm
by Turbonerd
the
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:06 pm
by conrad
NIGHTMARE
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:55 pm
by Bawhoppennn
whom
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 8:59 pm
by kayozz
May
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:52 pm
by oranges
grief
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:11 pm
by RedBaronFlyer
APCs
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:15 pm
by Turbonerd
is
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:35 pm
by CPTANT
shot
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:37 pm
by Turbonerd
in
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:28 pm
by conrad
deez
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:54 pm
by Turbonerd
nuts.
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:25 am
by conrad
Owie
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:27 am
by Turbonerd
my
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:51 am
by AsbestosSniffer
nuts!
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 1:07 am
by BONERMASTER
Says
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 1:37 am
by iwishforducks
me
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 2:03 am
by vect0r
brother
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 2:54 am
by oranges
as
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 2:59 am
by iwishforducks
he
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 3:47 am
by Bawhoppennn
peels
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 11:55 am
by CMDR_Gungnir
his
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:35 pm
by Annihilite111
skin
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:42 pm
by Turbonerd
off
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 1:51 pm
by Itseasytosee2me
“Woah!”
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 2:20 pm
by conrad
Eat
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 2:34 pm
by Turbonerd
my
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 2:57 pm
by Itseasytosee2me
Entire
Re: One word, One story
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2023 3:07 pm
by conrad
stockpile