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The dinner party

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2023 6:11 pm
by TheRex9001

Bottom post of the previous page:

Welcome one, welcome all to the great hall!
Every forum poster big or small is welcome in within these walls.
Dinner will be served shortly and you may take your seats.
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Rules:
No doubleposting :(
You may bring 3 items, one of these items must be a beverage

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:42 am
by Striders13
brings a bag filled with rats and releases them

FOOD HERE!!

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 10:44 am
by Notgonnabreaktherule
*knocks over the nuclear waste disposal sign that has the words "DINNER PARTY" graffitied over it while wheeling in 6 barrels of radioactive waste*
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hey guys i brought in some more refreshments! hope you all like this bargain deal monster energy!
also good thing we have all these rats, maybe they'll clean up what's left of adam

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 11:51 am
by kinnebian
*grabs rex and shakes them up and down like a fizzy can*
"LET ME OUT!!!!"

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 12:30 pm
by TheRex9001
kinnebian wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2023 11:51 am *grabs rex and shakes them up and down like a fizzy can*
"LET ME OUT!!!!"
SIR SIR THE DINNER PARTY IS NOT OVER YET YOU ARE NOT LEAVING!!!!

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 12:34 pm
by LeekiLoku
*The entire dinner party sees, a giant hand!*

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 1:03 pm
by Omega_DarkPotato
Well I thought I'd be using the AIM-2A on someone rather than something but I'm sure that a door with a bolt in it isn't quite strong enough to stop a nuclear bomb... but normally these fly for three kilometers before detonation instead of point-blank


danger close, I guess?
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Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 6:40 pm
by TheRex9001
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2023 1:03 pm Well I thought I'd be using the AIM-2A on someone rather than something but I'm sure that a door with a bolt in it isn't quite strong enough to stop a nuclear bomb... but normally these fly for three kilometers before detonation instead of point-blank


danger close, I guess?
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WHAT HAVE YOU DON-Everyone is eviscerated in a flash, the dessert is never served.....
And with that the dinner party concludes!
I thank every participant and weep that conrad never got to party out........

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 7:04 pm
by The Wrench
>The sands of fate have been spilled, this world is dead and forgotten…

>>Reload from the last checkpoint?

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 7:07 pm
by Armhulen
please reload i realize i spent the entire dinner party announcing "i frew up" repeatedly

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 7:16 pm
by The Wrench
TheRex9001 wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:27 pm
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:11 pm I'm starting to think I know why everyone's throwing up with food and radioactive isotopes like this... I should probably head out before it gets worse.
The doors suddenly bolt.
Why leave? Dessert has not even been served.....
>>Checkpoint loaded

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:26 pm
by TheRex9001
Adam Klein wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2023 7:16 pm
TheRex9001 wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 2:27 pm
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Wed Apr 12, 2023 1:11 pm I'm starting to think I know why everyone's throwing up with food and radioactive isotopes like this... I should probably head out before it gets worse.
The doors suddenly bolt.
Why leave? Dessert has not even been served.....
>>Checkpoint loaded
Confirmed, checkpoint has been loaded!

The doors suddenly bolt.
Why leave? Dessert has not even been served.....

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:50 pm
by Notgonnabreaktherule
missed opportunity to activate quantum immortality and make the nuke a dud but whatever
this time i wheel in 12 barrels of radioactive waste

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:56 pm
by Omega_DarkPotato
Our dessert is going to be ruined with all this radioactive waste everywhere :(
waiter, please rid these barrels of waste from our presence

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:58 pm
by TheRex9001
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2023 8:56 pm Our dessert is going to be ruined with all this radioactive waste everywhere :(
waiter, please rid these barrels of waste from our presence
Working on it!
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Hazard cleared!

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:49 pm
by Striders13
did the rats survive

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 12:29 am
by The Wrench
**Looks around the room confused**

“Rats? What rats? Mamma mia!!” **Said Warioingly**

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:46 am
by kinnebian
I hate time tavel, it maakes me frow up ...

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:56 am
by dragomagol

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 7:20 pm
by TheRex9001
Striders13 wrote: Thu Apr 13, 2023 9:49 pm did the rats survive
Survive what? The nuclear barrels? Heavens no, they are fucking rats and died painfully from radiation poisoning.
kinnebian wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:46 am I hate time tavel, it maakes me frow up ...
YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT!!!!!
dragomagol wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:56 am THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
WELL YOU TRY HOSTING GUESTS WHO BRING NUCLEAR MISSLES!!!

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 7:25 pm
by The Wrench
I don’t feel so good friends.. I thin… I’m gonna warihurl!!!

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 7:36 pm
by SkeletalElite
Wait a second, those rats aren't dead.
They're mutating from the radiation!
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Re: The dinner party

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 8:16 pm
by iwishforducks
*comes in with my pockets comedically filled to the brim with pennies*

*tosses a single penny to the host*

"hehe... there's plenty more where that came from, my good sir."

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 8:17 pm
by iwishforducks
wait there's rules what kinda dinner party is this

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 8:58 pm
by Omega_DarkPotato
iwishforducks wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2023 8:17 pm wait there's rules what kinda dinner party is this
Hey psst, you were supposed to bring a beverage. I've got some chocolate milk if you don't have anything that works as one. You want it?
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Re: The dinner party

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 9:16 pm
by iwishforducks
ok sure. yeah thanks. *reaches to grab it, and you let go off it thinking i have a grip on it. it promptly slips from my hand and onto the ground, shattering everywhere and covering both of us in chocolate milk*

fuck. sorry bro

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 10:48 pm
by dragomagol
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I brought this to drink... it doesn't have a lid so there's no Snapple fact, so instead I give you this:
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is believed to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:39 am
by kinnebian
i brought a bucket of arm's sick for my drink and... oh god...
*runs off, dropping the bucket and spilling it all over the mahogany wood*
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Re: The dinner party

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:39 am
by kinnebian
Im back... I.. .frew up..

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:49 am
by Armhulen
kinnebian wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:39 am Im back... I.. .frew up..
WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE MAN REST AND RECUPERATE AND REHYDRATE

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:54 am
by The Wrench
I’m feeling kinda queasy, if anyone else gets sick I’m gonna spew… anyone have an Alka-Seltzer… and maybe a few iodine tablets for my radiation sickness.

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:27 pm
by TheRex9001
kinnebian wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:39 am Im back... I.. .frew up..
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU GUYS AND "FROWING" UP!!!!

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 3:01 pm
by Armhulen
TheRex9001 wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:27 pm
kinnebian wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 12:39 am Im back... I.. .frew up..
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU GUYS AND "FROWING" UP!!!!
dude look what we've been eating

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 8:21 pm
by conrad
Sorry I fell asleep after frowing up and falling asleep what's for afters?

Re: The dinner party

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 9:06 pm
by TheRex9001
conrad wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 8:21 pm Sorry I fell asleep after frowing up and falling asleep what's for afters?
We are having gingerbread icecream for afters
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Re: The dinner party

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 10:31 pm
by dragomagol
I brought my own spoon, I only need a spoonful y'all can have the rest

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Re: The dinner party

Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2023 10:42 pm
by Bawhoppennn
is there also sherbet for desert instead of ice cream