/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Fri Apr 28, 2023 8:49 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

GREETINGS, FORUMITES!!!
TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE REAPING, AND THE FORUM GAMES WILL START SOON.
I SHALL BE POSTING HERE EVERY SO OFTEN WITH UPDATES, ILL DO ANY PARTICULARLY FUNNY SITUATIONS OR THE SUCH IN MY USUAL STYLE.
HERE ARE THE TEAMS, THEY ARE RANDOMLY CHOSEN:

GOOD LUCK, THE FIRST ROUNDS SHALL BE UP SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE!
(if you werent chosen, either you changed your forums pfp a lot, werent active or didnt have a forums pfp (looking at you, dirk!))

Posted: **Sun Apr 30, 2023 11:40 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:27 pm DAY ONE

Yeah, run you little bitch.

Posted: **Sun Apr 30, 2023 11:43 pm**

I can't wait to die to a landmine while sinful and LOLswat carry our district

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2023 2:01 am**

sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 11:40 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:27 pm DAY ONE

Yeah, run you little bitch.

It's an unacceptable death

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2023 2:13 am**

Armhulen wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 2:01 am
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 11:40 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:27 pm DAY ONE

Yeah, run you little bitch.
It's an unacceptable death

fight sinful bliss:

- you win!
you prove nothing.

- you lose!
you are forever embarrassed and shamed

therefore, the best choice is simply not to fight.

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2023 4:15 am**

cant wait to blow some people up

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2023 4:15 pm**

HELL YEAH. I KILLED KINNEBIAN!
but… at what cost?

Posted: **Mon May 01, 2023 4:17 pm**

i watched the first movie yesterday it was pretty good

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 11:31 am**

Epicgamer545 wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 4:15 pm HELL YEAH. I KILLED KINNEBIAN!
but… at what cost?

You threw a knife at them. The cost was the time spent throwing the knife and the knife itself unless you also manage to retrieve it, in which case the cost is the time spent throwing and retrieving the knife.

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 1:49 pm**

I'd kill you all in a heartbeat

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 3:40 pm**

Tegun wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 11:31 am
Epicgamer545 wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 4:15 pm HELL YEAH. I KILLED KINNEBIAN!
but… at what cost?
You threw a knife at them. The cost was the time spent throwing the knife and the knife itself unless you also manage to retrieve it, in which case the cost is the time spent throwing and retrieving the knife.

Where did I even get the knife in the first place? Did it just.. manifest?

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 4:14 pm**

Woah, on a team with oranges. This is NOT correct RP.

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 4:45 pm**

FUCK YOU ALL, I GOT A SPEAR!! I WILL WIN

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm**

DAY 2

Day 2 of the hunger games is upon us, lets see whos surviving..

What was that, sinful?

sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 11:40 pm Yeah, run you little bitch.

Well, at least these guys are having a good time!

Conrad making a one man army of himself, and succeeding!

]#

Stereo seems to be lost in thought...

..dont get lost like fikou, though...

..or you might end up like Drag!

Baw is THRIVING and SURVIVING.

Some deep converstations going on there, I imagine..

I would sleep with one eye open, fellas!

KAWOPPI DONT LET HIM IN, NO!!!

Leeki is a sponsor favourite, it seems!

THE VIOLENCE..
Jesus christ guys, overkill much?

THE SADNESS..
Sorry dude, maybe you shouldve spent less time making that house, huh?

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 6:48 pm**

Kendrick deserved it

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 6:54 pm**

they knew it would take an army.

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 6:56 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm DAY 2

Day 2 of the hunger games is upon us, lets see whos surviving..

What was that, sinful?
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 11:40 pm Yeah, run you little bitch.

Sorry, I caught sight of Armhulen’s mother.

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 7:38 pm**

On both days I've displayed nothing short of animal instincts being easily distracted and running from the fire.

What could this mean?

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 7:41 pm**

YO WHERE MY UBER DRIVER TAKING ME

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 7:46 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pmTHE VIOLENCE..
Jesus christ guys, overkill much?

jesus fucking christ

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 8:08 pm**

always knew I had it in me

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 8:10 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm DAY 2

Day 2 of the hunger games is upon us, lets see whos surviving..

Conrad making a one man army of himself, and succeeding!
]#

Conrad....Me need fire.....Fire good.....

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 8:45 pm**

Thought that was a house huh? That's my mausoleum to honor my passing. More than the rest of you nitwits are gonna get.

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 10:29 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm
THE VIOLENCE..
Jesus christ guys, overkill much?

...heh, guess you guys aren't fans of starsector either?

With blood-soaked regards
-BONERMASTER

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 10:41 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm Baw is THRIVING and SURVIVING.

I've been alone since Day 1 when my teammates got themselves killed. I am gonna win this thing by sheer willpower.

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 11:01 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm
Leeki is a sponsor favourite, it seems!

Hatchet and a spear? This is to easy.

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 11:11 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm I would sleep with one eye open, fellas!

I better not get betrayed here

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2023 11:21 pm**

BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 10:29 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm
THE VIOLENCE..
Jesus christ guys, overkill much?

...heh, guess you guys aren't fans of starsector either?

With blood-soaked regards
-BONERMASTER

Good work my dudes

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 2:22 am**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm

Well, at least these guys are having a good time!

Conrad making a one man army of himself, and succeeding!
]#

can i PLEASE get some help from my district companions sinful and vect0r??? Jesus Christ of Nazareth getting that fire was critical to our victory

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 3:23 am**

TheLoLSwat wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 2:22 am
kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm

Well, at least these guys are having a good time!

Conrad making a one man army of himself, and succeeding!
]#

can i PLEASE get some help from my district companions sinful and vect0r??? Jesus Christ of Nazareth getting that fire was critical to our victory

I'm too busy singing with everybody else (I poisoned their food)

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 3:37 am**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm
Well, at least these guys are having a good time!

“ There once was a small antique shop in the middle of my village. The shop owner was a kind old lady who had been running the shop for over 50 years. One day, a young couple came into the shop and found a beautiful antique mirror. They asked the old lady about it, and she said that it was a family heirloom that had been passed down for generations. The couple decided to buy the mirror and took it home. But every time they looked into the mirror, they saw strange things. They saw images of people from the past and heard voices whispering. They tried to return the mirror to the shop, but the old lady had disappeared. They searched the shop and found a hidden room filled with old artifacts and furniture. They discovered that the mirror was cursed and had been the source of the old lady's power. They managed to break the curse and the old lady was never seen again. The antique shop was closed down, but some say that on quiet nights you can still hear whispers coming from the old shop.” - Wrench GPT

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 5:26 am**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm Some deep converstations going on there, I imagine..

this is just me saying to shaps "I will kill you in your sleep" over and over again

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 8:19 am**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm DAY 2
..or you might end up like Drag!

What? Carrying my entire team is tiring.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 10:05 am**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm Conrad making a one man army of himself, and succeeding!
]#

I am king and undefeated.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 12:07 pm**

Adam Klein wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 3:37 am
kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm
Well, at least these guys are having a good time!

“ There once was a small antique shop in the middle of my village. The shop owner was a kind old lady who had been running the shop for over 50 years. One day, a young couple came into the shop and found a beautiful antique mirror. They asked the old lady about it, and she said that it was a family heirloom that had been passed down for generations. The couple decided to buy the mirror and took it home. But every time they looked into the mirror, they saw strange things. They saw images of people from the past and heard voices whispering. They tried to return the mirror to the shop, but the old lady had disappeared. They searched the shop and found a hidden room filled with old artifacts and furniture. They discovered that the mirror was cursed and had been the source of the old lady's power. They managed to break the curse and the old lady was never seen again. The antique shop was closed down, but some say that on quiet nights you can still hear whispers coming from the old shop.” - Wrench GPT

Damn, so spooky!

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 1:02 pm**

I'm killing lolswat what the fuck.

Also Shaps and I immediately fighting over fucking nothing sounds about right. Salty they didn't die before me.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 1:11 pm**

BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 11:11 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm I would sleep with one eye open, fellas!

I better not get betrayed here

bee & moth alliance

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 1:30 pm**

END OF DAY 2

Lets start off easy, with some pleasant stuff going on..

Maia gets some clean water, score!

I would do the same, Baw.

Some exploration being done..

..And some discoveries being made!

BONERMASTER and Epic seemed to have similar ideas, but they both should watch their footing!

Im not sure what Leeki was doing here, but it clearly didnt help him..

Vekter, resourceful as ever!

Lisa Green getting ready to valid hunt..

OrangeBottle and Wine showing off their hitman-level distraction skills.

Striders doing what I have to do everyday IRL..

THE VIOLENCE

God, I knew those explosives werent a good idea.. looks like KawoppiCROAKED.

WE DONT NEED MORE EXPLOSIVES, NOW.

Jesus christ, Stereo.

Wuh-oh, I heard tigers can be pretty fast, Drag.

RUN!! RUN!!!!

FinalPotato free-birding their way to victory in a BRUTAL 1v1v1

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 1:31 pm**

6 *Bwoink!*s can be heard in the distance..

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 1:54 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:30 pm Jesus christ, Stereo.

ERM EM, ERRRR.

HEY, REMEMBER THE DISTRICT TWO TEAM?

STEREO.

YOU ASSHOLE.

WHAT YOU SAW RED AND MY HEAD REMINDED YOU OF ORANGES OR SOMETHING? YOU SAW ME WITH A RED-BLACK DUFFLE AND TIDER INSTINCT TOOK OVER?

I will take this randomized game out on you.

Fuck you pal.

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Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 5:29 pm**

I got injured from too much tiding.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 5:48 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:30 pm Wuh-oh, I heard tigers can be pretty fast, Drag.

He might be fast but I have a GOD COMPLEX

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 6:49 pm**

I think this water has worms in it they lied to me

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 6:58 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:30 pm [...]
God, I knew those explosives werent a good idea.. looks like KawoppiCROAKED.

[...]

you will regret thi-

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 7:02 pm**

Chadley wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:54 pmSTEREO.

YOU ASSHOLE.

SORRY BABE. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 7:23 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:30 pm END OF DAY 2

FinalPotato free-birding their way to victory in a BRUTAL 1v1v1

holy shit glad we called that truce

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:30 pm END OF DAY 2

OrangeBottle and Wine showing off their hitman-level distraction skills.

Huh? What was that?

*slowly walks over and picks up a coin*

Must be nothing...

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 9:17 pm**

Well you guys might have explosives but I have a cave, and really what more do you need?

Posted: **Wed May 03, 2023 9:35 pm**

WHATS THE MATTER GUYS NOT ENOUGH SUNSHINE MEAT TO GO AROUND IN YOUR LITTLE VALID HUNTING PARTY

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2023 7:28 am**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:30 pm FinalPotato free-birding their way to victory in a BRUTAL 1v1v1

Life imitates art, I love being the best potato.

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2023 7:46 am**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:30 pm OrangeBottle and Wine showing off their hitman-level distraction skills.

@scriptis look, there's xenomorphs in that cave over there. I hear they discovered lip gloss.

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2023 8:26 pm**

kawoppi wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 6:58 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:30 pm [...]
God, I knew those explosives werent a good idea.. looks like KawoppiCROAKED.

[...]
you will regret thi-

Get rekt. UNDEFEATED. CHAMPION. KING.

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2023 8:54 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 1:30 pm FinalPotato free-birding their way to victory in a BRUTAL 1v1v1

At the end of the day, the coders are the ones who get what they want. Goodbye TGstation. fades into obscurity

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