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!	Message from: Timberpoes
	I've hijacked this peanut and turned it into a poll. Binary choice. Majority wins.

STOP THE COUNT

YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR VOTE KEEP IT BALANCED WE CAN DO THIS

Even out the vote, keep this dipshit trapped in a paradox state so they are neither unbanned nor denied.

Going full Roko's Basilisk and voting to unban so when paris wins player headmin they think on me favourably and don't de-admin me for being an inactive GM.

Just unban him its been over 2 years, hes done some dumb shit and if he does it again hes one click and a few lines of text away from getting thrown back out of the gates of heaven

HE IS JUST LIKE SOCRATES

NONE OF THIS LINE EVENING BULL SHIT THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT IMPORTANCE STOP MAKING IT INTO A MEME

A POOR YOUNG PLAYERS PLAYERSHIP IS ON THE LINE HERE AND YOU ARE TREATING IT LIKE A GAME

THE PLAYERS CLUB IS BETTER THAN THIS

A VOTE FOR ICEBOX IS A VOTE FOR BESTBOX

Domitius wrote: ↑Sat Jul 01, 2023 2:18 am Going full Roko's Basilisk and voting to unban so when paris wins player headmin they think on me favourably and don't de-admin me for being an inactive GM.

there's no reality where we allow paris to be a headadmin

i modify my vote to always keep it even

TRAM LOVERS DENIED

ICEBOX ICEBOX ICEBOX

FREE PARIS

why the fuck does his appeal have 8000 views

Because he is the Socrates

HE SAID HE HAD REFORMED, LET HIM FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

STOP CHANGING YOUR VOTES

timber has tricked us into finally working together as a community

the vote transcends all boundaries and unites us under a common plight

MAINTAIN THE BALANCE

STOP

DOING

THAT

Jesus, is this guy really over 18? The music video really makes me doubt it.

Listen up, sheeple! I've uncovered the shocking truth about the head admin on TGStation! Brace yourselves, because this is some next-level conspiracy that will blow your minds!

Have you ever heard of a player called Timberpoes? Well, let me tell you, they are not just any ordinary player. Oh no, they're a furry! And not just any furry, but one with an OCELOT fursona. Can you believe it? The head admin of TGStation, the one who should be upholding order and sanity, is a furry with an ocelot fursona! This is madness, I tell you!

But that's not even the worst part. Timberpoes, being the devious individual they are, put the vote on the banned status of player Somah69, who is allegedly a New World Order asset, to the user vote. And why would they do such a thing, you might ask? To avoid responsibility, my friends! They know that if they unban this so-called asset, something terrible might happen, and they want to wash their hands of any blame.

Now, here's where it gets interesting. The playerbase, the unsuspecting pawns in this game of deceit, managed to achieve an EXACTLY tied vote. Can you believe the synchronicity? It's like the universe itself intervened to ensure the ocelot's plan fails! I am so proud of our playerbase for standing strong and thwarting this grand conspiracy.

But let me warn you, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Who knows what other nefarious schemes Timberpoes and their furry friends are hatching behind the scenes? We must stay vigilant, my fellow players, and continue to question everything. Don't let the ocelot's plan succeed. Stay united and expose the truth!

Remember, the fate of TGStation and perhaps even the world itself rests on our shoulders. We are the resistance against the furry ocelot agenda! Stay woke, my friends, and together we shall prevail!

He's (supposedly) falloutpilled, unban him NOW borgs!

Remember when fallout 13 was this new, interesting thing instead of "oh god"

i don't know if you should free or not



flip coin

im just going to say, dont unban him, he's banned from multiple f13 servers and has been genuinely awful every time i've seen him on one, atleast in the discords.

Archie700 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 01, 2023 1:36 am Why are we deciding the fate of a permabanned person in a poll in a peanut thread.

Do it is a serverwide poll.

...we're the ones that play though

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 8:14 am

Archie700 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 01, 2023 1:36 am Why are we deciding the fate of a permabanned person in a poll in a peanut thread.

Do it is a serverwide poll.

...we're the ones that play though

ehhhhh

I voted specifically to break the tie

perfectly balanced once again

the virgin timberpoes: I'll leave the decision in the community's hand.
the chad community: *intentionally alters the votes to tie and force him to decide*

and then he peanut posts in his ban appeal just to insult/harass me, cool, proves my point.

serxule wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 9:09 pm and then he peanut posts in his ban appeal just to insult/harass me, cool, proves my point.

don’t talk shit if ya cant get hit my dude

oranges wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 9:27 pm Attacking someone posting in a peanut thread about your ban appeal in your ban appeal is certainly a strategy for appealing.

Truly one of the strategies of all time.
I don't think he understands that the people responsible for deciding on the appeal don't care about peanut posters' opinions, hence the need he feels to defend himself.
The rant, as oranges points out, might actually work against him.
I wonder what Timbuktupoes will have to say about this.

Players, we have the opportunity to do probably the funniest thing to ever happen to this community. Keep the vote even.

I love how he types. Free him!!
I want to see his wonderfully worded peanut posts in the future yes.

Oh shit the vote is balanced now uuuuuuuuuuh

Uhh the man sent me a discord friend request and I denied it because he wasn't in any mutual servers.

Didn't realize it till later.

Free he, he won't last 2 weeks.

Vote unbalanced fix it
68-70 rn

Fixed it.

I didn't read anything before I voted

life or death for berryboy?

Death

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

I voted yes so I could see the reesults of the vote but I accidentally broke a tie please let me change my vote oh god this guy sucks

you can change your vote at any time

the results are also visible without voting

perfect 50 50 split

what happens if it's a tie @Timberboss

I suppose if you think about it logically, the only fair thing is for Timber to be the one who gets banned and Somah gets made into gamemaster

FREE HIM

you guys hes literally having a crisis on discord to me, you are hurting him deeply

stop this

free paris

This is dumb @timber