Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
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Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:31 pm
You lot would have complained if I included it since I'd break the alliteration.DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:54 amThe alliteration as an aptly amiable alternative is affably artsy for me, but it’s still a about a 7/10 at best without nut.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:34 pm
sounds like someone wants to suck themselves offiwishforducks wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:48 pmrib removal sounds awesome, not cursedJacquerel wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:35 pmlizards will gain prehensile feetTypicalRig wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:16 pm first we gave felinds the ability to vore.
now moths the ability to lactate.
this means that each non-human species must have some cursed hidden ability and that ethereals, lizards, plasmamen will be the next in line to do something forbidden.
what will their secret move be?!
plasmamen will be able to remove their own ribs
ethereals will become the only species that can piss
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:30 pm
plasmamen dont have penises; boner is a misnomer, there aint no bones in that shit. they're skeletons. let them remove their own rib bones and toss them like ninja stars.Jacquerel wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:34 pmsounds like someone wants to suck themselves offiwishforducks wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:48 pmrib removal sounds awesome, not cursedJacquerel wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:35 pmlizards will gain prehensile feetTypicalRig wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:16 pm first we gave felinds the ability to vore.
now moths the ability to lactate.
this means that each non-human species must have some cursed hidden ability and that ethereals, lizards, plasmamen will be the next in line to do something forbidden.
what will their secret move be?!
plasmamen will be able to remove their own ribs
ethereals will become the only species that can piss
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:34 pm
where do you think theyre putting the ribs after removing themiwishforducks wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:30 pmplasmamen dont have penises; boner is a misnomer, there aint no bones in that shit. they're skeletons. let them remove their own rib bones and toss them like ninja stars.Jacquerel wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:34 pmsounds like someone wants to suck themselves offiwishforducks wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:48 pmrib removal sounds awesome, not cursedJacquerel wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:35 pmlizards will gain prehensile feetTypicalRig wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:16 pm first we gave felinds the ability to vore.
now moths the ability to lactate.
this means that each non-human species must have some cursed hidden ability and that ethereals, lizards, plasmamen will be the next in line to do something forbidden.
what will their secret move be?!
plasmamen will be able to remove their own ribs
ethereals will become the only species that can piss
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:06 pm
oh my lord............Jacquerel wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:34 pmwhere do you think theyre putting the ribs after removing themiwishforducks wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:30 pm plasmamen dont have penises; boner is a misnomer, there aint no bones in that shit. they're skeletons. let them remove their own rib bones and toss them like ninja stars.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:43 pm
100%. We love a Catch-22 <3RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:31 pmYou lot would have complained if I included [nut] since I'd break the alliteration.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:55 pm
Free him
We had a very funny slavery gimmick a month ago.
We had a very funny slavery gimmick a month ago.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:41 pm
we should just make it so that using a bucket on a moth puts the moth in the bucket like axolotl in a bucket in minecraft
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2024 10:07 pm
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:18 am
Jemnor would capture other lizards and declare them as his property so I built hydroponics treys for them to work on and a wooden shack for them to sleep in.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:07 am
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:22 am
Can we lock this thread thx
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:47 am
How udderly repulsive.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:25 pm
But it's "weird" and "unrealistic" for chefs to start off with free milk from their goat. Really makes you think. Start putting two and two together. Activated almonds.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:58 am
Though I treasure the tantalizing aliteratation, naught a nut's nestled in the name.
4/10
4/10
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 7:17 am
Pete is a male and therefore the milk isn't coming from Pete. It's well known lore that the roundstart milk is produced from the moth crew.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:24 am
Let it be said that I was against removing poor Pete's udders, but ultimately it was his choice whether to have the surgery
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:03 am
Milk Pun
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:59 am
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 10:57 pm
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:00 pm
Jemnor needs to be freed at least for this day/week and event. He believed in something and sacrificed everything for it.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:50 pm
in 7-12 days we will put behind us this silly debate over whether or not any of this was justified by simply attempting to figure out if life imitates art or if art imitates life
this shits gonna make me vomit i know it please never do this
this shits gonna make me vomit i know it please never do this
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 12:20 am
darn i was gonna add the cow to the gene splicer so you could get udders and if you spliced wisdom cow you get whatever reagent wisdom cow generated.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 1:07 am
You know this is an empty container, don't you?Donglesplonge wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:50 pm in 7-12 days we will put behind us this silly debate over whether or not any of this was justified by simply attempting to figure out if life imitates art or if art imitates life
this shits gonna make me vomit i know it please never do this
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 1:15 am
then i'll simply lick the inside of the container, i'm getting my moneys worthDaBoss wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 1:07 amYou know this is an empty container, don't you?Donglesplonge wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:50 pm in 7-12 days we will put behind us this silly debate over whether or not any of this was justified by simply attempting to figure out if life imitates art or if art imitates life
this shits gonna make me vomit i know it please never do this
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 1:22 am
and yes i did in fact not know this was an empty can, but i'm not about to let an empty can stop me from figuring out this age old question
someones gotta put in the work science doesn't
someones gotta put in the work science doesn't
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:11 pm
10/10 peanut title
this is what takes the gold people get with the program
also whats wrong with milking for moth milk how else are you going to get it???
draining???
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:17 am
I don't like any of this
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 1:58 am
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 2:05 am
WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 3:52 am
this thread is being milked to death
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 7:15 am
He was banned for his divine utterings.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:32 am
personally I think it's udderly ridiculous that you guys are accusing this of being milked. If you really do think that's happening then you should lactate one specific example of this. Personally I don't have any beef with any legen-dairy puns being made. But I know that it takes some time for any subtle puns to land, sometimes taking an obs-curd amount of time.. Still you could probably skim the thread and find a few, surely? I'm not the biggest fan of said puns since they tend to be a bit cheesy.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 4:29 pm
I'm cowering in fear in the absolute steer this thread took directly into puns.
This whole milk thing was a misteak. It behooves us as sensible adults to moove away from this childish bullshit.
This whole milk thing was a misteak. It behooves us as sensible adults to moove away from this childish bullshit.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 3:20 am
You like milking cows don't you, youre a cow milker.
Re: Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2024 5:25 am