IGBA 2.0 Appeal [MALDING] [UWUified speedrun any]

[oranges]

Failed first attempt: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=28434
Second: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=28438

You ever seen a guy mald any harder?

I was pwaying captain at the time and an entiwewwy awbitwawy and entiwewwy fwivawous mutiny was puwwed on me by a secuwity officew (Nyot the HoS), becuase he was being awwested, to which the west of secuwity simpwy stood by and did nyothing even as the captain was giving them diwect owdews to invowve themsewves.

This is against sewvew wuwes. Mutiny cannyot be donye fow zewo weason, and nyot wiking the fact he had been awwested, is cwose enyough to zewo weason. I feew it speaks to my point that in my adminhewp with Doctow Bwutawity, when I asked him to think of a singwe situation wess awbitwawy than the situation that was in fwont of us, he was nyot abwe to come up with an exampwe fow me.

When I adminhewped, hoping to get an admin to stop sewvew wuwes fwom being bwoken at my expense, fow whatevew weason (I assume the weason was that they didn't find me chawasmatic enyough to want to hewp me) they decided to simpwy wet the pwayews continyue to bweak sewvew wuwes at my expense and when I inyisisted that he do his job, he punyished me fow having the gaww to do so.

Nyot onwy is wefusing an instance to do youw job when you have accepted a wesponsibiwity onto youwsewf to do youw job fucked up, but then to go so faw as to use the adminyistwative pwivewages you onwy have because of that acceptance of wesponsibiwity to punyish someonye fow insisting that you do youw job is on a whowe othew wevew of fucked up.

[Mothblocks]

No, am not using youw fowmat, if youw fowmat ish so impowtant to u then u can copy/paste da contents of dis message into that fowmat and wepost dis, but am not going to do that fow u.

[Mothblocks]

if the uwuify is so important to you then you can copy/paste the contents of this message into the uwuify filter and repost this, but I'm not going to do that for you

[CoffeeDragon16]

My password is Igunbase, you asked me to be an advertiser, so I'll do it. They let me tell you that monkeys never use this space as an expert to do everything they want to say from the beginning. No, I don't use your language, if your document is important to you, you can copy / paste and print this information in a format, but I won't do it for you.

[XivilaiAnaxes]

Lmfao what a spastic. This must be how Jannies see players

[Denton]

hahahaha imagine typing all this shit because you're incredibly ass hurt over getting banned from a clown abuse simulator for 24 hours

[Tlaltecuhtli]

this person seems dangerous, if i were admin i would unban him and close my door at night

[Thunder11]

hahahaha imagine typing all this shit because you're incredibly ass hurt over getting banned from a clown abuse simulator for 24 hours

Over a 2 week command ban*
The initial dayban was the culmination of the first meltdown

[pugie]

sec ban too I realised shortly after the head ban I made a dire mistake of not restricting him from the god awful satan dept

[BONERMASTER]

If you are also curios like me what this guy did to fuck up, lemme cut the log dive short: dude called burger plays sec and got a tator to brig, then ran off with his gear. The CAPTAIN figures this out and demands (repeatedly) that burger comes back to brig. He doesn't seem to hear it, gets caught up in some BS and eventually does come back to brig, not expecting anything. The CAPTAIN then wordlessly starts clipping this guy, and gets restrained by the rest of sec crew. He refuses to explain what the fuck he just did, and only replies "I am the captain, I have authority, you must do what I say".
They stow him behind bars, and he doesn't do anything for the entire round, I can only speculate that he engaged in an extremely constructive conversation with the nearest available jannie, and it would certainly be interesting to examine this conversation to gain further wisdom and insight.

[ShibaInuLord]

courtesy of puggy

[Not-Dorsidarf]

Fun fact, he isnt just permabanned he’s triple permabanned.

[pugie]

Wasn't even about any gear bonermaster... it was because he killed a revhead...........

[wesoda25]

WA WA WA!!

What an actual fucking baby lol

[Farquaar]

Litereally none of this adresses the argument I've made, you've post like five whole paragraphs of nothing.

Why do you feel that you should be able to ban people in order to avoid doing your job?

You know mutiny is against the rules in that situation, I know mutiny is against the rules in that situation. Victim blaming me by saying I'm a "bad head of staff" changes fucking nothing, and literally no part of me insisting that you do your fucking job makes me a "awful human being".

Get the fuck over yourself. Do your fucking job.

And yet some say the art of rhetoric is dead

[Screemonster]

lmao what a fucking karen

edit: double lmao

Also I've already gotten back onto the server, I'm not going anywhere and you have zero power to stop me from playing on this server short of shutting the entire thing down. I'm only writing this to try and gode you guys admitting to youtself that you're acting out of butthurt because you didn't like my attitude instead of out of any principalled motivation. I'm hoping that if you recognise your problem dealing with me, even if you're too far up your own ass to admit that you fucked up when the next guy comes along you'll treat your administrative responsibilities as a responsibility and not just a cludgeon.

"I don't like your attitude" is the purest and simplest condensed essence of basically every ban ever
why would anyone want to spend their social time hanging around with someone who has a shitty attitude

[Malkraz]

If your ban appeal's first post is more than 2 paragraphs you're automatically guilty

[Malkraz]

this guy types like fucking elliot rodger

[Super Aggro Crag]

salad

[RaveRadbury]

Nothing like ban evading to snuff out any hope of a successful appeal. Over before it began, really.

[chocolate_bickie]

Real shame. Started out with so much promise getting his first appeal denied and that insane rambling.

Golden.

Could have been a real meme appeal but he cucked himself by admitting to ban evading.

[Not-Dorsidarf]

What an absolute lad, completely immune to factual statements of "you are in the wrong here"

[Tlaltecuhtli]

What an absolute lad, completely immune to factual statements of "you are in the wrong here"

this dude has the right specs to be a jannie, are you gonna ac him?

[PKPenguin321]

What an absolute lad, completely immune to factual statements of "you are in the wrong here"

this dude has the right specs to be a jannie, are you gonna ac him?

zing!

[Qustinnus]

holy shit thats the funniest ban appeal i've read in ages

[XivilaiAnaxes]

I think he mistook Oranges for part of the admin team.

Another Orange man peanut post how can he keep getting away with it!?

[BONERMASTER]

I see the dreamteam starting to take shape here. We already got the warden covered with the shotgun guy, and now this insane egomaniac is the perfect fit for captain. Almost like it's the same guy too. We got any other legends that I'm not aware of around?

[Rohen_Tahir]

I see the dreamteam starting to take shape here. We already got the warden covered with the shotgun guy, and now this insane egomaniac is the perfect fit for captain. Almost like it's the same guy too. We got any other legends that I'm not aware of around?

The traitor
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... ead#unread
https://scrubby.melonmesa.com/round/152195
The changeling
https://i.imgur.com/ucHWeXw.png (from https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=28438)
The mime
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... ead#unread

[BONERMASTER]

I see the dreamteam starting to take shape here. We already got the warden covered with the shotgun guy, and now this insane egomaniac is the perfect fit for captain. Almost like it's the same guy too. We got any other legends that I'm not aware of around?

The traitor
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... ead#unread
https://scrubby.melonmesa.com/round/152195
The changeling
https://i.imgur.com/ucHWeXw.png (from https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=28438)
The mime
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... ead#unread

DISAGREE with the changeling choice, this guy was clearly born the ultimate captain, but man, the rest of the crew... love it

[BadSS13Player]

What was oranges' post in the thread? It's removed for peanut posting now and I remember it being funny.

[SkeletalElite]

What was oranges' post in the thread? It's removed for peanut posting now and I remember it being funny.

something about it being our job to rub our balls on his face until he leaves and goes to another server or something like that

[cacogen]

Until the mastermind behind /tg/station leaves us for his next big idea

Spoiler:

It’s easy. You just need to move on -- like a plague of locusts. Like a fucking plague. Failure is a core tenet of liberalism. When life closes a door, it opens a window. And if the fall is too steep, use the fire exit. Run to the roof -- you always have that airship on the dock. The most important thing is to keep moving. Keep dreaming. The auditors cannot get to you if you keep running -- very, very fast, from one fuck-up to the next.