/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:51 am**

lol https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... ead#unread#

dude is literally valid for doing grief aka fake syringe with hars which even if u get mutadone it still gives you a level 3 bone wound, but he got noted and banned cause of bad history? lol

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:24 pm**

Sounds like the geneticist is the one in the wrong here. If you mislead someone into using a harmful injector then you deserve what happens if the person wants revenge.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:56 pm**

>Someone gives you a mutation that makes your head explode and deals 50 brute if removed while telling you its a superpower

>flushes your body down disposals

>Get saved by a crewmember who finds you dying

>beat the guy to death in revenge and take him to medbay to be revived

>Admin-PM from Administrator: Wow you're such a griefer, 1 week ban and permanent black mark on your record how could you do this to an innocent baby geneticist

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:20 pm**

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:37 pm**

floor pill clause doesnt work if the guy's actively injecting it into you

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:53 pm**

Is there a part missing from the story?

I’m guessing the ban is because he supposedly hid the body but he’s saying the body wasn’t hidden by him and if it was he chose the worst spot considering how annoying the trays are if someone is inside of them.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:09 pm**

There is way too much bloat of incompetent unnecessary admins in this community
EDIT: I don't really know how this thing works, but it looks like CrazySaucer meant to inject Hulk and it failed which caused Hanz to go headless?

[2021-04-13 21:11:55.441] ATTACK: CrazySaucer/(Vestura Chiangmai) has injected Hanzbartel1/(Gerhard Meyer) with H.A.R.S. activator (hulk) (NEWHP: 100) (Nanite Lab (118,86,2))
[2021-04-13 21:11:55.442] ATTACK: CrazySaucer/(Vestura Chiangmai) injected Hanzbartel1/(Gerhard Meyer) with the H.A.R.S. activator (hulk)(FAILED)(/datum/mutation/human/headless) (Nanite Lab (118,86,2))

Still, if Hanz thought it was intentional it seems like pretty good justification for escalation. He kills CrazySaucer (who logs out) and once he's done sperging on the corpse he takes him to medbay

[2021-04-13 21:34:46.208] ATTACK: Hanzbartel1/(Gerhard Meyer) has thrown *no key*/(Vestura Chiangmai) grab from tile in Medbay Treatment Center (182,93,2) towards tile at Medbay Treatment Center (183,96,2) (NEWHP: -149.9) (Medbay Treatment Center (182,93,2))

The last action taken on CrazySaucer's character before his revival is this

[2021-04-13 21:35:15.689] ATTACK: Heccer1/(Harold Stevenson) has grabbed *no key*/(Vestura Chiangmai) passive grab (NEWHP: -149.9) (Medbay Treatment Center (182,95,2))

What exactly is the problem with escalation here? Is this just another dopey Manuelmin keeping Bagil numbers low?

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:24 pm**

"Without notes, I would have given a 1 day punishment at most"

he did literally nothing wrong???? It would also be fair for this guy to assume that it was an antagonist, so that wouldn't even fall into escalation policy, and you couldn't even grasp straws with powergaming either, because it's not Manuel. What is this dogshit ruling? Unban, deadmin, next.

Edit: Yo lmao, what is this??

Spoiler:

Sure would blow if the guy that self-antagged against you not only gets you banned but also fully revived and restored by their buddy admin

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 3:06 pm**

Admin either doesn't know how to read logs or mistook Sybil for Manuel.... In any case this is extremely stupid.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 3:17 pm**

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: >Admin-PM from Administrator: Wow you're such a griefer, 1 week ban and permanent black mark on your record how could you do this to an innocent baby geneticist

Yeah lol, the only black mark will be in Dusty's record, what an embarrassment of a ban.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 3:19 pm**

This line here

Usually long as the escalation of it is reasonable or your an antagonist which has much more freedom with this kind of stuff

really makes it seem like yet another case of Manuel induced brain rot. You can literally kill a guy for stealing your hat in a fight on LRP. Antagonists have ABSOLUTE freedom in escalation, not "much more."

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 4:11 pm**

Is someone training trialmins wrong as a joke or something?

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 4:21 pm**

Rohen_Tahir wrote:Is someone training trialmins wrong as a joke or something?

There’s no “wrong” or “joke” about this. This is machine learning for roomba bots and it’s working as intended. If you leave a sock on the floor and roomba sucks it, you don’t scream at roomba for doing what it was taught to do.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 4:28 pm**

Rohen_Tahir wrote:Is someone training trialmins wrong as a joke or something?

There is no real training. It's all a lie.

You see, individuals are arbitrarily picked by pure whim and when the trialmin time is over they are automatically made admins. This was all confirmed to me by a wise fruit once, which nobody ever shall dare make fun of.

You either cope with the cruel reality or leave.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 4:29 pm**

Esta fumando hierba el mijo.

Anyway, the ban was terrible but it's a new admin. Please don't be too harsh with them.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 4:44 pm**

Eww, the peanut thread is correct for once. This is perfectly fine escalation and they were nice enough to take the person who exploded their head to medical, I'd have just left them where they died for this.

free them

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 4:45 pm**

Now that the usual morto downplay is out of the way this bans a real shit on my dick

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 4:59 pm**

Why the fuck are we adminning people who apparently have never posted on the forum before except to defend their fucking smoother-than-a-polished-obsidian brain shitban? Is the staff just cruising around middle schools and offering 8th graders adminship if they get in their van?

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:01 pm**

MortoSasye wrote:Esta fumando hierba el mijo.

Ojalá, si tan solo no me diera tanta pereza conseguir...

MortoSasye wrote: Anyway, the ban was terrible but it's a new admin. Please don't be too harsh with them.

But... this is peanutland! The safe haven for irony, sass, facetiousness and being harsh to everyone with no holding back for absolutely no reason, to then forget all about it the next day, right? Don't take this away from us Morto please! I implore you.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:02 pm**

Agux909 wrote: But... this is peanutland! The safe haven for irony, sass, facetiousness and being harsh to everyone with no holding back for absolutely no reason, to then forget all about it the next day, right? Don't take this away from us Morto please! I implore you.

Free the hut

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:13 pm**

Malkraz wrote:Now that the usual morto downplay is out of the way this bans a real shit on my dick

>say to not attack the admin but that criticizing the ban is valid

>get accused of downplaying

Nice reading skills Mal

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:19 pm**

eat seed

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:32 pm**

RaveRadbury wrote: Free the hut

HE can't rest at night since then...

Even HE realizes, without ever admitting it openly, that the moment he took that decision, regret would forever crawl through his consciouness like a permanent parasite. A parasite hungry for peanuts and shitposts.

The guilt can barely be obscured by the substances HE inhales. Truly a tragic tale about rushed decisions and neglected voices.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:34 pm**

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Why the fuck are we adminning people who apparently have never posted on the forum before except to defend their fucking smoother-than-a-polished-obsidian brain shitban? Is the staff just cruising around middle schools and offering 8th graders adminship if they get in their van?

Discord is the way of the future. Boomers like us are becoming obsolete.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:45 pm**

MortoSasye wrote:Esta fumando hierba el mijo.

Anyway, the ban was terrible but it's a new admin. Please don't be too harsh with them.

+1

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 6:33 pm**

you mean the person didnt have common sense and basic rule understanding before he got admin?

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:24 pm**

Malkraz showing up in another peanut to blame the evil boogyman manuel admins once again for destroying /tg/ and modern society

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:34 pm**

why is malkraz playtime on manuel relevant when it comes to an admin making a manuel tier ban on a non-manuel server
are you another of those marble brained manuel admins?

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:39 pm**

terranaut wrote:why is malkraz playtime on manuel relevant when it comes to an admin making a manuel tier ban on a non-manuel server
are you another of those marble brained manuel admins?

while i wont comment on their adminship because i know nothing of it, they do indeed admin mostly on manuel.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:44 pm**

terranaut wrote:why is malkraz playtime on manuel relevant when it comes to an admin making a manuel tier ban on a non-manuel server
are you another of those marble brained manuel admins?

That's not Malkraz' playtime. It's the banning admin's.
The point Melbert is trying to make is that the banning admin is a bagilite, and nearly exclusively plays on bagil.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:45 pm**

damn guess im the marble brain now
i maintain that the ban is "manuel tier", however

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:56 pm**

I liked Ib.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:59 pm**

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Why the fuck are we adminning people who apparently have never posted on the forum before except to defend their fucking smoother-than-a-polished-obsidian brain shitban? Is the staff just cruising around middle schools and offering 8th graders adminship if they get in their van?

How do I put a reaction on this epic post lmao wait why is discord in light mode OH GOD ITS THE FORUMS RUN RUN RUN

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:33 pm**

Malkraz wrote:eat seed

WOOOOOOOOOOOOWOWOOWOWO

rude??

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:34 pm**

Second time this year an admin owns up for their fuckup. I'm... shaking. The power of the peanut is getting out of hand.

Soon admins might start being decent on a consistent basis and then what? What use will peanuts have then?? Oh god.

Someone ask me: "Scared?"

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:36 pm**

Agux909 wrote:Second time this year an admin owns up for their fuckup. I'm... shaking. The power of the peanut is getting out of hand.

Soon admins might start being decent on a consistent basis and then what? What use will peanuts have then?? Oh god.

Someone ask me: "Scared?"

It's not the peanuts, it's other admins saying that ain't cool

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:44 pm**

Malkraz wrote: Is this just another dopey Manuelmin keeping Bagil numbers low?

actually, they're just about the most active admin (frequently the only admin) on Bagil and have had an extremely good track record to this point.

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:45 pm**

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Why the fuck are we adminning people who apparently have never posted on the forum before except to defend their fucking smoother-than-a-polished-obsidian brain shitban? Is the staff just cruising around middle schools and offering 8th graders adminship if they get in their van?

nobody actually uses forums in 2021 dude, the discord is the new hub of the tg community

Posted: **Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:52 pm**

MortoSasye wrote:
Agux909 wrote:Second time this year an admin owns up for their fuckup. I'm... shaking. The power of the peanut is getting out of hand.

Soon admins might start being decent on a consistent basis and then what? What use will peanuts have then?? Oh god.

Someone ask me: "Scared?"
It's not the peanuts, it's other admins saying that ain't cool

I'm impervious to your nest of lies.

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:56 am**

Agux909 wrote:Second time this year an admin owns up for their fuckup. I'm... shaking. The power of the peanut is getting out of hand.

Soon admins might start being decent on a consistent basis and then what? What use will peanuts have then?? Oh god.

Someone ask me: "Scared?"

Scared?

We all love accountability : )

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:31 am**

mrmelbert wrote:Malkraz showing up in another peanut to blame the evil boogyman manuel admins once again for destroying /tg/ and modern society

proof you no longer even need to touch manuel for the rot to set in
only god can save us now

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:32 am**

MortoSasye wrote: It's not the peanuts, it's other admins saying that ain't cool

wrong it was literally me
I don't see ur log dive in the appeal

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:35 am**

Misdoubtful wrote: Scared?

Yes.

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:37 am**

oranges wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Why the fuck are we adminning people who apparently have never posted on the forum before except to defend their fucking smoother-than-a-polished-obsidian brain shitban? Is the staff just cruising around middle schools and offering 8th graders adminship if they get in their van?
nobody actually uses forums in 2021 dude, the discord is the new hub of the tg community

yeah it's terrible who wants to have a conversation with people i just like to post

oh and yes this was so open and shut i'm outraged that the admin made the wrong decision as is the case with all these threads

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2021 5:19 am**

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Why the fuck are we adminning people who apparently have never posted on the forum before except to defend their fucking smoother-than-a-polished-obsidian brain shitban? Is the staff just cruising around middle schools and offering 8th graders adminship if they get in their van?

Does anyone even use the forums genuinely anymore?
I just come here to shitpost

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2021 10:46 am**

oranges wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Why the fuck are we adminning people who apparently have never posted on the forum before except to defend their fucking smoother-than-a-polished-obsidian brain shitban? Is the staff just cruising around middle schools and offering 8th graders adminship if they get in their van?
nobody actually uses forums in 2021 dude, the discord is the new hub of the tg community

No wonder you guys keep hiring retards then

Posted: **Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:08 am**

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
oranges wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Why the fuck are we adminning people who apparently have never posted on the forum before except to defend their fucking smoother-than-a-polished-obsidian brain shitban? Is the staff just cruising around middle schools and offering 8th graders adminship if they get in their van?
nobody actually uses forums in 2021 dude, the discord is the new hub of the tg community
No wonder you guys keep hiring retards then

It's not hiring because the admin salary is below the Ugandan minimum wage.

Posted: **Sat Apr 17, 2021 5:52 am**

their money probably costs more to print than it's worth so damn that's how mos afforded all the weed 8)

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