/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Sat May 29, 2021 10:25 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

how to be cool like oranges with his brain smooth as polished diamond.

Posted: **Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:36 pm**

Posted: **Tue Nov 23, 2021 12:04 am**

what if it was the gropta corner and gupta was getting cancelled

Posted: **Tue Nov 23, 2021 5:20 pm**

gupta what will you do if the gupta corner reaches 1000 posts

Posted: **Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:16 pm**

The Gupta corner is coming full circle if that happens

Posted: **Wed Nov 24, 2021 6:02 am**

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Tue Nov 23, 2021 5:20 pm gupta what will you do if the gupta corner reaches 1000 posts

I will rename it into the shed

Posted: **Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:47 pm**

Tip of the round: Do not respond to the faces

Posted: **Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:51 am**

The Gupta corner is the only topic I subscribe to.

Posted: **Thu Nov 25, 2021 1:03 am**

Its not even like an addiction or gross fascination.

Posted: **Thu Nov 25, 2021 1:03 am**

Its a dull compulsion

Posted: **Thu Nov 25, 2021 1:04 am**

Like the force that compels you to bite on a pencil.

Posted: **Thu Nov 25, 2021 1:05 am**

But without the satisfaction of biting on a pencil and making a divit.

Posted: **Thu Nov 25, 2021 5:28 am**

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 1:05 am But without the satisfaction of biting on a pencil and making a divit.

the only satisfaction I get here is looking at my drunk ass saying nonsense, I UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAY ONLY WHEN IM DRUNK! FOR INSTANCE, I LOOKED AT A NONSENSE POST DRUNK AND UNDERSTOOD IT BUT SOBER I FUCKING CRIED LOOKING AT IT!

Posted: **Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:00 am**

no gupta corner post in 6 days? smh gupta you're really falling off

Posted: **Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:35 pm**

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 9:00 am no gupta corner post in 6 days? smh gupta you're really falling off

I WAS BANNED! I AM FALLING!

LOOKA ME!

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Posted: **Thu Dec 02, 2021 3:59 pm**

sounds like a skill issue to me

Posted: **Sun Dec 05, 2021 5:11 pm**

and now no new post in 3 days? im starting to think you're not the real gupta

Posted: **Sun Dec 05, 2021 8:32 pm**

IM GETTING A DAMN VOUCHER FOR CHRISTS SAKE I DONT HAVE TIME TO STAY ON FORUMS

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 4:14 am**

Like a gift voucher to give to someone who's difficult to buy for for Christmas or what

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 4:16 am**

cacogen wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 4:14 am Like a gift voucher to give to someone who's difficult to buy for for Christmas or what

no like a voucher from a server, as in play and don't get permabanned and hope they like you enough to give you a vouch(YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON HE SHOULD BE LET BACk INSIDE!) type of voucher.

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 4:25 am**

i see. i was not familiar with this term. godspeed, gupta. godspeed

Posted: **Mon Dec 06, 2021 4:30 pm**

good luck gupta, i miss you and your funny griff

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 2:02 pm**

why'd you kill the happy birthday thread? on french rapper booba's birthday too

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 2:09 pm**

cacogen wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 2:02 pm why'd you kill the happy birthday thread? on french rapper booba's birthday too

I CANT KEEP DOING IT!!!!!! I CANT DO IT NO MORE GODAMN IT I CANT I JUST CANT!

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:18 pm**

i understand. nobody likes having to think of something interesting, original and heartfelt to write in their relatives' birthday cards, let alone having to do it for a bunch of strangers. this is why that nerd in that thing people forgot about with joaquin phoenix and scarlett johannson was making tech bro dollars despite just writing greeting card messages for a living

Posted: **Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:36 pm**

cacogen wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:18 pm i understand. nobody likes having to think of something interesting, original and heartfelt to write in their relatives' birthday cards, let alone having to do it for a bunch of strangers. this is why that nerd in that thing people forgot about with joaquin phoenix and scarlett johannson was making tech bro dollars despite just writing greeting card messages for a living

no it's just I uh didn't wanna copy and paste the same thing almost every day on repeat, and come up with a message on the side.

And I put a bunch of random people on it, it's like man what's the point I can be playing TGMC

Posted: **Thu Dec 09, 2021 2:25 pm**

ok since gupta is working on getting a voucher in order to get back into tgstation i will now be posting dumb shit here daily until the king returns to his throne of shitposts

Posted: **Fri Dec 10, 2021 4:43 pm**

i had a dream that a cougar, a bear and a monkey broke into my house
i scared the bear off by flashing a laser pointer into its eyes, somehow managed to grab the cougar and slam it into the ground and the monkey surrendered and ran off

Posted: **Fri Dec 10, 2021 6:51 pm**

i had a dream but i forgot what happened
like i was driving and it was depressing and made me get up

that's the post

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2021 1:17 am**

Tip: You can win most internet discussions by making a bot post your final argument with a 200 year delay (this lowers the odds of your opponent being able to forumulate an intelligent counterargument)

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2021 4:35 pm**

gupta if you dont get unbanned before 2022 im gonna cry

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:16 pm**

FREE MY MAN GUPTA

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2021 11:32 pm**

we need to get gupta out and make him a leader

Posted: **Sun Dec 12, 2021 3:50 am**

Notgonnabreaktherule wrote: ↑Sat Dec 11, 2021 4:35 pm gupta if you dont get unbanned before 2022 im gonna cry

I wont! Ill get unbanned in 2022

Posted: **Mon Dec 13, 2021 4:16 am**

I can hear them.

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Posted: **Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:37 am**

almost 30k views aye?

Posted: **Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:32 am**

NSFW:

Posted: **Wed Dec 15, 2021 8:20 am**

Be me

ERP-er

Get home from flipping burgers in the back room of a Burger King

Hear chad fucking my wife in the next room over

Leave them be, they like their privacy

Lift my flaps of fat and fish out the pizza pockets I hid in there, and struggle to put them in my microwave

Wait for it to be cooked while I listen to my wife beg for genes I cannot give

Open SS13 while chewing on my grease pastries

Log onto some shitty ERP server with bot-inflated player counts

Join a round as Kitty McJingles, my cute catgirl oc do not steal who is perfect in every way

ERP with exact copies of the same character

Definitely real women and not greasy fat fuck like me

Chad and wife are finished, are now talking about how pathetic I am

Whatever

Log onto another server

Join my meta clique in bullying innocent greytider and skirt the edges of no ERP rules with my oc do not steal

Coom and stroke my neckbeard as he goes into cryo to flee my rule breaking gang

Get bwoinked, admin ask what the fuck I am doing

Reply by saying "Iws thawt a buwge OwO"

Immediately exit the game, terrified of a reply

Log back an hour later

Banned

I'm furious

Frothing at the mouth, begin typing my super compelling counter argument to get myself unmanned

Burst a blood vessel and die choking on my own blood and vomit

My body isn't found for months as the odor of my mancave does not change

Chad marries my wife

Posted: **Wed Dec 15, 2021 8:25 am**

Rohen_Tahir wrote: ↑Wed Dec 15, 2021 8:20 am Be me

ERP-er

Get home from flipping burgers in the back room of a Burger King

Hear chad fucking my wife in the next room over

Leave them be, they like their privacy

Lift my flaps of fat and fish out the pizza pockets I hid in there, and struggle to put them in my microwave

Wait for it to be cooked while I listen to my wife beg for genes I cannot give

Open SS13 while chewing on my grease pastries

Log onto some shitty ERP server with bot-inflated player counts

Join a round as Kitty McJingles, my cute catgirl oc do not steal who is perfect in every way

ERP with exact copies of the same character

Definitely real women and not greasy fat fuck like me

Chad and wife are finished, are now talking about how pathetic I am

Whatever

Log onto another server

Join my meta clique in bullying innocent greytider and skirt the edges of no ERP rules with my oc do not steal

Coom and stroke my neckbeard as he goes into cryo to flee my rule breaking gang

Get bwoinked, admin ask what the fuck I am doing

Reply by saying "Iws thawt a buwge OwO"

Immediately exit the game, terrified of a reply

Log back an hour later

Banned

I'm furious

Frothing at the mouth, begin typing my super compelling counter argument to get myself unmanned

Burst a blood vessel and die choking on my own blood and vomit

My body isn't found for months as the odor of my mancave does not change

Chad marries my wife

You copied that from digg

Posted: **Wed Dec 15, 2021 9:00 am**

Timonk wrote: ↑Wed Dec 15, 2021 8:25 am
Rohen_Tahir wrote: ↑Wed Dec 15, 2021 8:20 am Be me

ERP-er

Get home from flipping burgers in the back room of a Burger King

Hear chad fucking my wife in the next room over

Leave them be, they like their privacy

Lift my flaps of fat and fish out the pizza pockets I hid in there, and struggle to put them in my microwave

Wait for it to be cooked while I listen to my wife beg for genes I cannot give

Open SS13 while chewing on my grease pastries

Log onto some shitty ERP server with bot-inflated player counts

Join a round as Kitty McJingles, my cute catgirl oc do not steal who is perfect in every way

ERP with exact copies of the same character

Definitely real women and not greasy fat fuck like me

Chad and wife are finished, are now talking about how pathetic I am

Whatever

Log onto another server

Join my meta clique in bullying innocent greytider and skirt the edges of no ERP rules with my oc do not steal

Coom and stroke my neckbeard as he goes into cryo to flee my rule breaking gang

Get bwoinked, admin ask what the fuck I am doing

Reply by saying "Iws thawt a buwge OwO"

Immediately exit the game, terrified of a reply

Log back an hour later

Banned

I'm furious

Frothing at the mouth, begin typing my super compelling counter argument to get myself unmanned

Burst a blood vessel and die choking on my own blood and vomit

My body isn't found for months as the odor of my mancave does not change

Chad marries my wife
You copied that from digg

No
I copied that from the tgstation discord (but the person who posted it there copied it from digg).

Posted: **Wed Dec 15, 2021 11:24 am**

Yea yea sure buddy

Posted: **Wed Dec 15, 2021 2:20 pm**

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Some good songs, enjoy.

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2021 6:43 pm**

I can feel something terrible is going to happen, also thanks for 30k.

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2021 7:22 pm**

No joke I feel like something is REALLY wrong, this feeling isn't going away and I don't feel safe anymore. Might be paranoia who knows, but one of my cameras went out.

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2021 7:31 pm**

stay safe gupta, you cant be replaced

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2021 8:12 pm**

Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 7:22 pm No joke I feel like something is REALLY wrong, this feeling isn't going away and I don't feel safe anymore. Might be paranoia who knows, but one of my cameras went out.

Diagnosis: Heart attack (this is not medical advice)

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2021 8:35 pm**

why did the camera go out

Posted: **Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:41 am**

cacogen wrote: ↑Thu Dec 16, 2021 8:35 pm why did the camera go out

I still have no clue.

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:12 am**

nearing 700 posts 30k views, I hope to make the Gupta corner better in the future as of the moment I'm making a goal to play TGMC for 10 hours each day to get a voucher sooner.

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2021 3:51 pm**

If it happens it happens.

Posted: **Mon Dec 20, 2021 3:53 pm**

Post in politics containment less

Posted: **Tue Dec 21, 2021 6:13 am**

300 posts in the Gupta corner. Congrats me.

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