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Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2021 9:50 pm
by XivilaiAnaxes
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=29549
Lyude75 wrote:I have a degree in law so of course I understand the meaning of things. To be honest the concept of having to appeal to the same exact person who enforced the ban is really stranger to me... but anyway it's a game.

Does perma ban means I will never be able to go to TG again? That's the equivalent of capital punishment... I know there are some servers but again, I find it extreme to ban me like that forever.
I request that my case be considered by someone else, at least to get the possibility for it to be more contradictory, as it is a in states subject to the rule of law.
LOL

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2021 10:00 pm
by Fishimun
a Lawyer promoting promiscuity? for shame..

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2021 10:56 pm
by Rohen_Tahir
Thunder11 wrote:Rule 8 exists because being exposed to this kind of sexually suggestive behaviour makes some people very uncomfortable,
Banning admin lying in appeals

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 12:11 am
by BONERMASTER
They may have a degree in Law, but they're about to make a masters in imprisonment.


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 12:35 am
by Gigapuddi420
lol

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 7:31 am
by Vekter
XivilaiAnaxes wrote:https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=29549
Lyude75 wrote:I have a degree in law so of course I understand the meaning of things. To be honest the concept of having to appeal to the same exact person who enforced the ban is really stranger to me... but anyway it's a game.

Does perma ban means I will never be able to go to TG again? That's the equivalent of capital punishment... I know there are some servers but again, I find it extreme to ban me like that forever.
I request that my case be considered by someone else, at least to get the possibility for it to be more contradictory, as it is a in states subject to the rule of law.
LOL
Genuinely the funniest goddamn thing I have read all year

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:45 am
by Screemonster
Vekter wrote:
XivilaiAnaxes wrote:https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=29549
Lyude75 wrote:I have a degree in law so of course I understand the meaning of things. To be honest the concept of having to appeal to the same exact person who enforced the ban is really stranger to me... but anyway it's a game.

Does perma ban means I will never be able to go to TG again? That's the equivalent of capital punishment... I know there are some servers but again, I find it extreme to ban me like that forever.
I request that my case be considered by someone else, at least to get the possibility for it to be more contradictory, as it is a in states subject to the rule of law.
LOL
Genuinely the funniest goddamn thing I have read all year
as soon as I saw that fucking post I came straight here to see if there was a peanut because fucking lmao

holy fucking shit equating being ejected from a videogame server for inappropriate behaviour to capital fucking punishment?

SIR, THIS IS A WENDY'S

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:55 am
by BONERMASTER
Screemonster wrote:holy fucking shit equating being ejected from a videogame server for inappropriate behaviour to capital fucking punishment
If somebody uninvolved with the game would have read your screeching and crying when a clown was punished for murdering a security officer, they just might believe that.


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 11:09 am
by XivilaiAnaxes
Honestly I see WHY the guy made that message a PM - thing is if you know it's too cringe to be in public maybe don't PM it to someone you are actively arguing against.

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 11:18 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Thunder misspelled rule as "rune" no wonder this guy finds the ban so esoteric

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 11:19 am
by Screemonster
BONERMASTER wrote:
Screemonster wrote:holy fucking shit equating being ejected from a videogame server for inappropriate behaviour to capital fucking punishment
If somebody uninvolved with the game would have read your screeching and crying when a clown was punished for murdering a security officer, they just might believe that.


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER
lmao die mad about it

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:47 pm
by sinfulbliss
I GOT BANNED FROM TG I'M DEAD NOW.

Curious to know what things his honkbot said, the severity of the ban probably hinges on that. Like was it just a bot shouting "FUCK ME?" or was it a legitimately creepy ERP bot.

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:59 pm
by cacogen
Lyude75 wrote:I have a degree in law so of course I understand the meaning of things. To be honest the concept of having to appeal to the same exact person who enforced the ban is really stranger to me... but anyway it's a game.

Does perma ban means I will never be able to go to TG again? That's the equivalent of capital punishment... I know there are some servers but again, I find it extreme to ban me like that forever.
I request that my case be considered by someone else, at least to get the possibility for it to be more contradictory, as it is a in states subject to the rule of law.
If this guy is a lawyer then that gives me hope

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 3:41 pm
by Not-Dorsidarf
cacogen wrote:
Lyude75 wrote:I have a degree in law so of course I understand the meaning of things. To be honest the concept of having to appeal to the same exact person who enforced the ban is really stranger to me... but anyway it's a game.

Does perma ban means I will never be able to go to TG again? That's the equivalent of capital punishment... I know there are some servers but again, I find it extreme to ban me like that forever.
I request that my case be considered by someone else, at least to get the possibility for it to be more contradictory, as it is a in states subject to the rule of law.
If this guy is a lawyer then that gives me hope
only if he's prosecution

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 3:48 pm
by Rohen_Tahir
This is funny but sharing embarassing DMs without the other party's consent is kinda like bad ok

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 9:33 pm
by Farquaar
Based on what he wrote, I highly, highly doubt the man has a law degree. Unless it’s a correspondence JD from the University of American Samoa or something.

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:31 pm
by BONERMASTER
Farquaar wrote:Based on what he wrote, I highly, highly doubt the man has a law degree. Unless it’s a correspondence JD from the University of American Samoa or something.
Objection to form, speculation, move to strike and moving for sanctions for harrassment under FRCP 30(d)


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:00 am
by cacogen
I watched that video

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 6:10 pm
by BONERMASTER
cacogen wrote:I watched that video
Objection to form, hinting at video without disclosing link.

However, do not worry, I will provide the link (plus a bill charging you for this service in 2-3 business days). This video could be very interesting for all those that are interested in becoming unblemished ace attorneys within 20 minutes:

[youtube]G-6eynsaZ0U[/youtube]


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 8:33 pm
by sinfulbliss
Wow that lawyer was being so sneaky with his questions I totally see why the guy objected to form every time.
"Have you ever had eggs for breakfast?"
"I think maybe I had eggs for breakfast 3 days ago."
"So the only time you had eggs was 3 days ago?"
Object to form.

Re: Bender's Hookerbot Peanut

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 7:44 pm
by ThanatosRa
Funniest shit in Awhile.