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Why are they so attracted and persistent in being involved in a community that so clearly does not want them. There are other servers, right? Wasn't all over a 2-day ban for tking in capture the flag?

BUT I WANT TO PLAAAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW T_T WAH

I could have come up with a better thread name

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:35 pm I could have come up with a better thread name

what would you suggest

use your imagination!

think of thread titles like newspaper headlines

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 6:55 pm viewtopic.php?f=7&t=30691
Why are they so attracted and persistent in being involved in a community that so clearly does not want them. There are other servers, right? Wasn't all over a 2-day ban for tking in capture the flag?

The 3-day ban for TKing in CTF was just something that lead up to the bigger ban, which was for exploiting/teaching the exploit/continuously being a dick
then he evaded and made sure that ban would stay forever
and then he evaded again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
ad nauseam

Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 9:23 pm

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 6:55 pm viewtopic.php?f=7&t=30691
Why are they so attracted and persistent in being involved in a community that so clearly does not want them. There are other servers, right? Wasn't all over a 2-day ban for tking in capture the flag?

The 3-day ban for TKing in CTF was just something that lead up to the bigger ban, which was for exploiting/teaching the exploit/continuously being a dick
then he evaded and made sure that ban would stay forever
and then he evaded again
and again
and again
and again
and again
and again
ad nauseam

Somah ad nauseam would be a good title for the next time he evades

decent, but you can do better

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:51 pm use your imagination!

think of thread titles like newspaper headlines

"I COULD COME UP WITH A BETTER TITLE"

"ok do so"

"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

what a boner

Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 11:56 pm

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:51 pm use your imagination!

think of thread titles like newspaper headlines

"I COULD COME UP WITH A BETTER TITLE"

"ok do so"

"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

what a boner

i'm not stealing his thread name thunder

somah69 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 2:39 am josoman has asked me to say that he is not me. josoman is not me I have stopped playting

Damn, guess we got the wrong guy then. Pack it all up folks, they aren't the same person.

NoxVS wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:17 am

somah69 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 2:39 am josoman has asked me to say that he is not me. josoman is not me I have stopped playting

Damn, guess we got the wrong guy then. Pack it all up folks, they aren't the same person.

Quadruple digit IQ play

He’s too big brained for us all

i can't even come up with replies for this shit anymore

He’s a good stress test for the ban evasion catching system

Romeqeux wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:09 pm Also contacted by josoman to say he is in fact not ME. Not a peanut post he asked me to post this. To make it CLEAR me and somah are DIFFERENT people so this is NOT somah

Holy bananas QUINTUPLE DIGIT IQ play

He doesn't even make an effort to type differently
I'm grinning like a madman

please unban me i didnt cheat it was my brother

this is omegas dad typing it wasnt him it was his brother on his account please unban him
sincerely the dad

ok????????? please unban????

This absolutely HAS to work.

Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:05 pm please unban me i didnt cheat it was my brother

this is omegas dad typing it wasnt him it was his brother on his account please unban him
sincerely the dad

ok????????? please unban????

I read this post and thought you were joking and then the motherfucker actually logged onto his two alts to post lmfao

Hello admins I am also not josoman1111, nor am I somah69 or Romequex

I absolutely refuse to believe this is real

Edit: I've been contacted by josoman and without a shred of doubt I believe him.

Hello admins I am also not josoman1111, nor am I somah69 or Romequex

Hello admins I actually am josoman1111, somah69, and Romequex

The Rian Johnson-tier twist is that all three of these fellas are innocent and actually a hacker was using the OP's ckey to mask their ckey

Re: jaredfogle josoman - Suspected ban evasion
Unread post by josoman1111 » Sat Jan 15, 2022 8:59 pm #625093

Mothblocks wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:05 pm
Head admins have been notified.

Considering I went through the work of contracting all these people to show that i am NOT them. IM sure you will reconsider this ban as it seems the case is closed.


he's doing this for the peoples entertainment, bless him.

gonna do this for the appeal i need to make after making an event of catastrophic meteors x40

Alright guys this may be a long shot but I think josoman1111 and Romeqeux are the same person. Don't believe me? here's my evidence.

From josoman:

josoman1111 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 4:38 am Your side of the story: Was gaming during revs and got a pm from ADMINISTRATOR saying I have reason to believe your a rampant ban evader. They said I KNOW YOUR "bunch of names" And banned me. All I guess I can say is im not this rampant ban evader. The admin omegadarkpotato actually asked me possibly thinking I was and I answered there questions and they said I was cool. Perma ban for being a suspected ban evader seems mean but im happy to answer any questions

Look how he capitalized the "They said I KNOW YOUR 'bunch of name'" in the middle of the sentence, putting the quotation marks around the bunch of names part instead of the of after the said, almost like they were putting emphasis on not knowing who the other names were in order to try to sub-consciously convince people they were unrelated. Suspicious to say the least.


From Romeqeux:

Romeqeux wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:09 pm Also contacted by josoman to say he is in fact not ME. Not a peanut post he asked me to post this. To make it CLEAR me and somah are DIFFERENT people so this is NOT somah

Again look at the capitalization in the middle of the sentence, all and all this is quite an uncommon trait to be used so often

josoman1111 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 16, 2022 1:59 am:

Considering I went through the work of contracting all these people to show that i am NOT them. IM sure you will reconsider this ban as it seems the case is closed.

I missed the first time, but if you look closely you can see that both the words "not" and "im" are in full caps.

Here's where we get really crazy, hear me out, perhaps soma, josoman, and romeqeux, are one in the same

Look at the verbiage on these two quotes, see anything familiar?

somah69 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 2:39 am josoman has asked me to say that he is not me. josoman is not me I have stopped playting

Romeqeux wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:09 pm Also contacted by josoman to say he is in fact not ME. Not a peanut post he asked me to post this. To make it CLEAR me and somah are DIFFERENT people so this is NOT somah

Firstly they both refer to josoman as josoman instead of josoman1111, which is not a giveaway on its own but might add to a conclusion.
Secondly they both use the exact phrase "he is not me"

Additionally, if somah is still claiming to be innocent, how come they can act so nonchalantly when defending this guy? wouldn't they be more focused on proving their own innocence? They seem much more focused on getting josoman unbanned, rather than defending them selfs. Or is this an admission of guilt for ban evading at least once? If so, can we really trust their word?


HERES THE CRAZY PART

In somah's original appeal, they use the form account samahthewise69696, as that is the account linked to their beyond account. why would they not use that account when responding to this most recent appeal? Why would they make a separate account? We don't even have proof that this is the real somah who posted in that thread

seems pretty convincing to me we should let them free

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Sun Jan 16, 2022 2:42 am In somah's original appeal, they use the form account samahthewise69696, as that is the account linked to their beyond account. why would they not use that account when responding to this most recent appeal? Why would they make a separate account? We don't even have proof that this is the real somah who posted in that thread

Does it really matter if we found the real somah ? I don't think so. The adventure of it is something I'll keep close to my heart forever - just like the real treasure in all of this. The friendship that we all share.

On a serious note this appeal is magical. Next this guy's going to tell us their friend Alex was behind it all along, it just keeps getting better.

Hello somah has contacted me to confirm I am indeed not him

i have been contacted by somah

I am Somah

It’s all part of my plan to overthrow the headmemes and re-enable secborgs via config

(I am not actually somah)

I am actually somah

so mah nuts fit in your mouth armhulen?

san7890 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 16, 2022 10:33 pm i have been contacted by somah

i have been contacted once more

also change this to "somah for like the 5th AND 6th time peanut"

God damn it HE DID IT AGAIN

One sec I have to get my tin foil hat on to explain this one

Man, I want to peanut post so bad.
I just wanted to let the admin team know that I am not Sokaki, nor somah69, nor josoman111, nor Romeqeux

Notice the verbiage in these two lines of Sokaki's ban appeal, see anything familiar?

Sokaki wrote: ↑Mon Jan 17, 2022 5:08 am
Your side of the story: I was about to join a round when I get a pm saying "Somah69?" from Jaredfogle I go "who that" They say Im them and to appeal and I get banned....

References of good conduct: i got employee of the month at wal-mart but Im not sure thats applicable here.

That's right its the IM

Somah has been notorious in somah conspiracy circles to never put an apostrophe in the word "I'm"

for example

josoman1111 wrote: Your side of the story: Was gaming during revs and got a pm from ADMINISTRATOR saying I have reason to believe your a rampant ban evader. They said I KNOW YOUR "bunch of names" And banned me. All I guess I can say is im not this rampant ban evader. The admin omegadarkpotato actually asked me possibly thinking I was and I answered there questions and they said I was cool. Perma ban for being a suspected ban evader seems mean but im happy to answer any questions or anything to be unbanned.

Notice the ims? they are exactly the same. Also, note the flip-flopping capitalization of the letter I. Certainly a rarity.

[quote=josoman1111
Considering I went through the work of contracting all these people to show that i am NOT them. IM sure you will reconsider this ban as it seems the case is closed.
[/quote]

Once again, the "IM"'s have it

BUT WAIT WHATS THIS??

Romeqeux wrote: I don't know any of the evidence you have so i'm not sure how you want me to give reasoning. Alot of the evidence you said in admin pms I gave reasoning right?

Romequex used an apostrophe in their i'm in their ban appeal (albeit, not capitalized.)

Is it possible that this was all some huge conspiracy conducted by somah69, Chimpston, Shaps-cloud, and Mothblocks specifically used to get the user Romeqeux banned?
In which somah69 got banned, and then Romeqeux was unrightfully banned under the cover-up of being an alt of somah69?? After which somah69 LEGITIMATELY ban evaded in order to give credibility to the story that Romeqeux was his alt?

Is this the most likely conclusion? Yes.
And anyone who disagrees is likely in on it and part of the secret cabal that runs underneath the tg server to bump certain players off run by Fikou (the one you would least expect). This probably isn't the first time it happened either, how many others have been unrightfully banned under the pretense of ban evasion?
They will probably come for me next after I revealed the truth to you all, don't let my sacrifice be in vain. Wake up spacemen.

Farquaar wrote: ↑Mon Jan 17, 2022 5:31 pm Man, I want to peanut post so bad.
I just wanted to let the admin team know that I am not Sokaki, nor somah69, nor josoman111, nor Romeqeux

Oh yeah, it was really tempting to write something dumb

Maybe this is awful, but I kinda hope he keeps ban evading every week for the entire term, it’s a good laugh

somah balls

this new one got employee of the month at walmart, so it sounds fine to me

at this point I think he's just waging a war of attrition against the admins

Now the question is, which side are you on kiddo? The side of the corrupt establishment or the side of the everyday working ban evading Brazilian?

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Wed Jan 12, 2022 6:55 pm viewtopic.php?f=7&t=30691
Why are they so attracted and persistent in being involved in a community that so clearly does not want them. There are other servers, right? Wasn't all over a 2-day ban for tking in capture the flag?

Unban him plz