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[StickyMayhem] mrstrawman - I Failed to follow simple instructions nut

Post by oranges » #629089

Bottom post of the previous page:

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=30938

Admins make event, say not to press button that kills people or there will be problems

be me, not antag

beeline button and press it

get banned

wtf what for?
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Post by Qbmax32 » #630520

When I first saw this ban without looking into the context I thought sticky was definitely in the wrong but when I looked at the peanut thread and saw kendrikorium holding the same opinion I realized that I was definitely missing something and that sticky was most definitely based and correct
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Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
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Re: [StickyMayhem] mrstrawman - I Failed to follow simple instructions nut

Post by Timonk » #630681

Stickymayhem wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 11:18 am
Timonk wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 9:48 am
iwishforducks wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 12:31 am yeah no antagonist wants to waste their antag round for some random admin event. like the person who opened the box ended up getting dusted. if that person was antag they would have a right to feel cheated out of their antag round

case in point, shitty event. take some damn responsibility that your event was not great, dude
I would
Imagine daring to contribute to a round at risk to your own personal fun Timonk this is a perversion of make spessman horizontal simulator how could you
Would you rather want me to do another unsuccessful murderbone where i frag like 3 people then die or would you rather want me interacting with your event, and maybe get a better experience, depending on how you designed your event?
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Post by datorangebottle » #630706

This was just a shitty event. I don't understand why they couldn't have just been normal giant spiders, or a bunch of headcrabs, or literally anything that's not "haha you die instantly, fuck you for opening the box".
Even with instant death being clear in the announcements(which can be easily misunderstood by the average player) and on the box itself(which is very easy to miss because, who examines a box?), the best outcome would be that the box gets put into the supermatter chamber(or never gets opened) so that all the spiders get ashed or are at very least contained in a very safe area, which is kinda boring. the worst outcome is what happened- some shitter opens the box early outside of containment and gets a couple people ashed.
There are people in SS13 who love dying in ridiculous, over the top ways, and you set out the perfect bait for those people.
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Re: [StickyMayhem] mrstrawman - I Failed to follow simple instructions nut

Post by Kendrickorium » #630737

>the worst outcome is what happened- some shitter opens the box early outside of containment and gets a couple people ashed.

you mean best

you would think the 3 or 4 players? in this thread that keep repeating the same fucking thing "HE BROKE DA RUUUULLLESSS" would get it through their heads that yeah maybe he did, also maybe it was a shitty event, maybe it shouldnt have happened on a low role play server, maybe the 30 other people in this thread saying they were in the wrong for all of this are right
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Post by iain0 » #630745

you would think the 3 or 4 people? who turn up in all these threads repeatedly supporting the right to do basically anything, and backing the losing side time and time again, would eventually realise ....

but they don't. round and round it goes.

if you're a non antag, you're a normal employee of a company, working on their property in space. A bit like you might go to an office and do some weird interesting job that isn't just office work. as ever, the actions make zero sense for this role. it really isn't that complicated.
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Post by Stickymayhem » #630765

They targeted terry.

Terry.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end griefing some of the powergamiest, most mentally deficient security officers. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little hit of dopamine saying we made someone horizontal. We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider racist, because we think it's fun. We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the station gear of our spessman all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second. Many of us have made careers out of doing these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same rounds over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained Terry nirvana that they can literally say the n-word blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many keyboards (the n key) have been smashed, code over heated, prs and merges screamed about in frustration. All to latter be referred to as shitcode?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our stuns? We're already moving to wallshoving. They take our n-word? Gamers aren't shy about using dogwhistles or even come up with new people to be racist to our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent catgirls in the metastation bar. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Whop take it as a challenge when they tell us we can't open box. Our obsession with involving ourselves in every event as non-antag even after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Terry is brain-damaged, hard core, by nature. We love a challenge. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another peanut.
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #630766

I looked a terry tards keyboard the n and the g were broken.
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  • Minus crushed rock is less expensive, ranging from about $12-$35 per cubic yard, not including delivery or spreading.
  • Clean crushed rock usually ranges in price from $30-$50 per cubic yard, also not including delivery or spreading.
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Post by Qbmax32 » #630827

Rohen_Tahir wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 1:19 pm How Much Does Crushed Stone Cost?

Summary: Gravel Delivery Prices
Minus crushed rock costs $12-$35 per cubic yard while clean crushed rock costs $30-$50 per cubic yard. Delivery and spreading can double those prices. However, the more material you order, the less the total cost. Delivery is usually free of charge up to 10 miles.

Relevant: https://www.kompareit.com/homeandgarden ... stone1.png

Crushed rock is a type of gravel that has been mechanically broken down into small pieces and sorted by size. It is a highly versatile product, used for driveways, pathways, flower beds or as a base for concrete, pavers, asphalt, retaining walls, sheds or foundations.

Crushed rock is a very strong and durable material, and it offers great traction. It is available for delivery by the cubic yard, typically by landscaping supply companies that also sell products such as mulch, sand and soil.

About Crushed Rock Delivery
There are two basic types of crushed rocks: minus and clean. Both are available in a variety of sizes and colors, but they are used differently.
  • Any crushed rock with the word minus in the description (3/4-inch minus, for example) will also contain smaller pieces of rock, dirt and/or sand. This type packs down tightly, making it ideal for established driveways without drainage problems, as well as a base material for porches, patios, walkways, driveways and the like.
  • Clean crushed rock does not have the smaller pieces of rock, dirt and/or sand. If it is advertised as 1/4 inch, all pieces are that size. Because clean crushed rock does not pack down tightly, it is not ideal as a base. But it is great for new driveways or those with drainage problems. It also works well for decorative pathways, walkways, plant beds and flower beds.
If you’re unsure of which type to buy, ask a professional, particularly if you have problems such as excessive erosion, improper drainage or muddy conditions.

Crushed rock is typically sold by the cubic yard (27 square feet). Before you place an order, you’ll have to url=https://www.calculatorsoup.com/calculat ... ulator.php]determine the square footage of the area you need to covero/url] and how deep you want the rock to be. As a guideline, one cubic yard covers about 324 square feet, one inch deep. Similarly, it covers 162 square feet, 2 inches deep.

p.b]psize=125]Pea Gravel Cost o/size]i/b]
Expect to pay between around $35 per cubic yard or $40 to $45 per ton for pea gravel delivery. The price will decrease significantly for large quantities of pea gravel. If you are looking for a color other than gray, the cost will increase.

Pea gravel is a small hard stone that is about the size of a pea. The most common size is 3/8 inch. It is smooth and generally round with no sharp edges. It is frequently used in home gardening and decorative landscaping projects such as accenting flower beds and gardens.

Cost of Crushed Rock Delivery
The price of crushed rock depends on the type and size you select, and the amount. It is also heavily influenced by your geographic location. Prices in big cities are easily double what they are in many rural areas.
  • Minus crushed rock is less expensive, ranging from about $12-$35 per cubic yard, not including delivery or spreading.
  • Clean crushed rock usually ranges in price from $30-$50 per cubic yard, also not including delivery or spreading.
Delivery and spreading charges vary, too, but in many cases they will double the price. The more you order, however, the less per cubic yard delivery charges will be.

Source: https://www.kompareit.com/homeandgarden ... costs.html

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imsxz wrote:mythic please stop you’ve hit rock bottom and you KEEP DIGGING
deedubya wrote:I'll defend to the death your right to scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" on a constant basis, but I'll also equally defend the right of people to call you a fuckin' pillock for doing it.
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.
Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit
Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)
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Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate
BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.
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Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.
Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.
Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread
imsxz wrote:nervore
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Post by cacogen » #630904

I just want to say I hated Terry before Stickymayhem

also his entire purpose for playing the game nowadays seeming to be punishing redneck teenagers reminded me of this flick in a way
https://youtu.be/0JLlLsRwXOI?t=120

except here nicole kidman has spent the past two hours of the film being raped by these townspeople whereas stickymayhem was probably just bullied by terry players in high school

i do question a headmin candidate who seems to only observe or play command roles, security or ai on a server full of people he can't stand (okay he did play botanist once but it was probably just to make anti-racism potatoes)

but do watch that entire three hour flick for further insight into the terry question (seriously, do)
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Post by Stickymayhem » #630921

cacogen wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:15 pm I just want to say I hated Terry before Stickymayhem

also his entire purpose for playing the game nowadays seeming to be punishing redneck teenagers reminded me of this flick in a way
https://youtu.be/0JLlLsRwXOI?t=120

except here nicole kidman has spent the past two hours of the film being raped by these townspeople whereas stickymayhem was probably just bullied by terry players in high school

i do question a headmin candidate who seems to only observe or play command roles, security or ai on a server full of people he can't stand (okay he did play botanist once but it was probably just to make anti-racism potatoes)

but do watch that entire three hour flick for further insight into the terry question (seriously, do)
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Post by BONERMASTER » #630926

Way to put the smackdown on the entire coding team, considering they've been doing nothing but work on mechanics since that entire decade.


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Post by Timonk » #630931

For some reason every time I see gravel posting i get the taste of gravel in my mouth and i fucking hate it
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In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
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Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


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