/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:19 pm**

AI can no longer open doors

Remove stunbatons

Remove thermal pistol temprature special effects

Remove sec lathe, they do not need better guns

Stun batons are bulky

Remove positronic brains

You can no longer fit disablers in backpacks

Remove riot shotguns

Remove tech shells

Remove engineering borg module

Ttvs can no longer explode on station

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:23 pm**

I lol'd
I'll have to think some up later when I have time

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:54 pm**

Assistants no longer have maint access

Cable ties and spears no longer craftable

Removes knockdown from shoving

Adds slowdown to armor vests

Sprinting causes slow passive stamina loss

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:55 pm**

sinful, how big of slowdown to armor vests?

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:56 pm**

Longestarmlonglaw wrote: ↑Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:55 pm sinful, how big of slowdown to armor vests?

Scales with their defense values. The more armor the slower. There needs to be a downside to having armor.

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2022 12:10 am**

Hacking doors now requires engi skillchip

Increases time to remove shoes from 3 seconds to 30 seconds

Moves medbay kits to lockers

Quadsec no longer heals security

Moves all toolbelts and tools to engineering

Lowers assistant roundstart credits from 300 to 50

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2022 1:06 am**

Lockers are insdestructable to prevent greytiders from getting medkits from lockers like you said

Remove assistants

Remove fire axes

All of bartender's healing drinks (Doctor delight, hooch, Quad sec, garlic) No longer heal AT all

Remove supermatter being able to delaminate

You need to be at leaast 2 hours in a shift to call shuttle

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2022 2:04 am**

Megafauna are now invincible and will chase down miners who have not deposited ores within the last 5 minutes

Makes everyone invincible after the end of round report appears

Placing down an invisible wall hard stuns you (note: this PR somehow makes it so building any kind of wall of any kind hard stuns you)

Monkeys will now attack the person who last touched the monkey cube

Xenobiology is now locked to RD access

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2022 3:30 am**

I can see all of these prs getting merged for "realism"

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2022 11:45 am**

stamina damage on sprinting would be pretty funny, i wanna see people just collapse in the halls because they forgot they had left running on

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2022 11:54 am**

Guns cannot be fired without standing still for a few seconds

Makeshift shells now have a high chance to destroy the gun when fired

PKAs only deal damage on Lavaland

Defibrillators cannot be EMP'd

Duffelbags are now the only roundstart back-bag type, removes backpacks from lockers and clothing vendors

Flashlights and seclites must be held to project light

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2022 12:00 pm**

sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:54 pm Assistants no longer have maint access

This is already a config, keep acting up and the headmins WILL enable it

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2022 12:21 pm**

BlevRuz wrote: ↑Mon Mar 14, 2022 11:45 am stamina damage on sprinting would be pretty funny, i wanna see people just collapse in the halls because they forgot they had left running on

No running in the halls...

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2022 8:28 pm**

Plasma can no longer catch on fire

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2022 12:15 am**

Players are no longer able to see into the opposite direction their character is facing, this area will now be obscured

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2022 12:36 am**

Removes body throwing (Approved by Oranges)

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:55 am**

Humans now last only 15 seconds in Space before they suffocate.

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2022 2:28 am**

you can no longer use the cum emote when reacting

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2022 3:40 am**

God help us, we just gave oranges Ideas

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:02 pm**

Reverts "[HIGH PRIORITY] Fixes RCE exploit"

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:37 pm**

Airlocks have now a proper ID scanner, you need to manually swipe yours to open them.

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2022 10:14 pm**

Agux909 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:37 pm Airlocks have now a proper ID scanner, you need to manually swipe yours to open them.

I would actually support this because 9/10 times it would bamboozle the fuck out of security mid-chase to close an airlock on them when they have their baton out, thereby giving me more reasons to play graffiti artist assistant.

Posted: **Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:15 am**

removes the ability to dual wield welders

Posted: **Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:50 am**

Removes the ability to swap out power cells in batons

Posted: **Thu Mar 17, 2022 11:29 am**

Tearling wrote: ↑Wed Mar 16, 2022 10:14 pm
Agux909 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:37 pm Airlocks have now a proper ID scanner, you need to manually swipe yours to open them.
I would actually support this because 9/10 times it would bamboozle the fuck out of security mid-chase to close an airlock on them when they have their baton out, thereby giving me more reasons to play graffiti artist assistant.

Can doors start doing this after being EMPed or something, this sounds great

Posted: **Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:52 pm**

Tearling wrote: ↑Wed Mar 16, 2022 10:14 pm
Agux909 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:37 pm Airlocks have now a proper ID scanner, you need to manually swipe yours to open them.
I would actually support this because 9/10 times it would bamboozle the fuck out of security mid-chase to close an airlock on them when they have their baton out, thereby giving me more reasons to play graffiti artist assistant.

Maybe if you just needed to hold your ID while bumping the door? Seems like a good compromise, and opens some opportunities for ID theft as people are running through the halls with them in-hand.

Posted: **Thu Mar 17, 2022 1:12 pm**

Slipping can now break bones

Removal of moths and oranges due to coder reference

Adds a minute long timer to Emags

Posted: **Fri Mar 18, 2022 12:18 am**

Removes White Russian, Black Russian, and Moscow Mule (Слава Україні)

Deletes cytology (it's bloat)

Adds No Command Staff station trait

Nerfs circular saw throwforce

Flipping now drains stamina

Posted: **Fri Mar 18, 2022 9:04 am**

Adds a new RP job, the craftsman. (PR also removes all latches)

Posted: **Fri Mar 18, 2022 12:53 pm**

removed duffelbags to prevent people from powergaming with more inventory space

Posted: **Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:30 pm**

removes assistant, adds new jobs for each department Intern.

Posted: **Sun Mar 20, 2022 9:45 pm**

Oranges would merge all of these

Posted: **Sun Mar 20, 2022 10:01 pm**

A couple of these seem like they could be real PRs sadly

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2022 3:23 am**

you can now wrap catgirls in tinfoil

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2022 3:35 am**

Wizards can now have a magical oxygen organ that produces magical oxygen™ that sets non-wizards on fire when breathed.

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2022 5:29 am**

Makes goofball head maintainer

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2022 7:55 am**

Gives goofball code ownership of /code/game/

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2022 10:36 am**

Adds Chefborgs to the game (equipped with borg cqc in the kitchen!)

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:35 pm**

Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 21, 2022 10:36 am Adds Chefborgs to the game (equipped with borg cqc in the kitchen!)

Borg CQC sounds so fuckin cursed

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:35 pm**

Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 21, 2022 10:36 am Adds Chefborgs to the game (equipped with borg cqc in the kitchen!)

this wouldnt be the worst idea...

Posted: **Mon Mar 21, 2022 8:06 pm**

Borg CQC would be great. Now when sec walks in to cause problems, I can chokehold them and lock them in the fridge.

Posted: **Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:21 pm**

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon Mar 21, 2022 8:06 pm Borg CQC would be great. Now when sec walks in to cause problems, I can chokehold them and lock them in the fridge.

I do this already.

Posted: **Tue Mar 22, 2022 4:05 pm**

Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:21 pm
datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon Mar 21, 2022 8:06 pm Borg CQC would be great. Now when sec walks in to cause problems, I can chokehold them and lock them in the fridge.
I do this already.

as a cyborg?

Posted: **Tue Mar 22, 2022 4:08 pm**

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Tue Mar 22, 2022 4:05 pm
Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Tue Mar 22, 2022 12:21 pm
datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon Mar 21, 2022 8:06 pm Borg CQC would be great. Now when sec walks in to cause problems, I can chokehold them and lock them in the fridge.
I do this already.
as a cyborg?

Borgs cant do CQC, because they dont have fucking HANDS
Coders.
Please.

Posted: **Tue Mar 22, 2022 6:35 pm**

InfiniteGalaxies wrote: ↑Tue Mar 22, 2022 4:08 pm Borgs cant do CQC, because they dont have fucking HANDS
Coders.
Please.

It would give them snowflake intent modules like some of the other borgs

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