There were actually some idiots who thought all the Pokémon could beat a billion lions

[Itseasytosee2me]

Fucking imagine

[Shadowflame909]

but reality warping poke-gods

[Itseasytosee2me]

but reality warping poke-gods

Arceus has 100 pp Max

[Itseasytosee2me]

AND even if each single individual point of damage those moves could do to killed 100 lions (very generous), there would still be 976000000 lions left.

[Pandarsenic]

People underestimate how big of a number 1 billion is

[wesoda25]

You clearly have not seen my platinum team in action

[massa]

i could kill a billion lions too lmao just chill in the other room for like a few days and they'll be dead

[Vekter]

Lions can't fly.

[Itseasytosee2me]

i could kill a billion lions too lmao just chill in the other room for like a few days and they'll be dead

Your entire apartment complex would instantly collapse under the weight of 1 billion lions. That many lions would take up approx. 6818181 square miles, which is enough to fully encompass all of the United States and Canada standing shoulder to shoulder with enough lions left over to storm Mexico city. And that's including space that would normally be taken up by buildings or natural formations.

[Itseasytosee2me]

Lions can't fly.

Pokémon can't fly forever

[Farquaar]

AND even if each single individual point of damage those moves could do to killed 100 lions (very generous), there would still be 976000000 lions left.

https://youtu.be/1Vi5MtBFdJo

[Bawhoppennn]

Do lions count as a normal type

[Annihilite111]

You're retarded bro. There are seven billion+ people on earth right now and i expect there are pokemon that could feasibly wipe us out (if we ignore our technology). The fuck is a billion lions supposed to do against some biologically immortal chucklefuck in space throwing meteorites at their planet? Or a fuckton of weather dieties constantly whipping up natural disasters until the population can't sustain itself. The pokemon would win, it's just a matter of time

[Itseasytosee2me]

Do lions count as a normal type

Yeah, but bite is a dark type move

[cacogen]

its wrong to make pokemon fight dinosaurs

[Rohen_Tahir]

Consider the following:

[massa]

i could kill a billion lions too lmao just chill in the other room for like a few days and they'll be dead

Your entire apartment complex would instantly collapse under the weight of 1 billion lions. That many lions would take up approx. 6818181 square miles, which is enough to fully encompass all of the United States and Canada standing shoulder to shoulder with enough lions left over to storm Mexico city. And that's including space that would normally be taken up by buildings or natural formations.

If one billion Indians can fit in Delhi without much of a problem then the lions can fit in Ohio or something and I'll hang out in the next room like I said so they don't break shit.

[YBS]

The average weight of an adult male lion is 420 lbs @MSO
The average weight of an adult female lion is 280 lbs
The mean between these two is 350 so we will use that metric.
Using this, one billion lions weigh 350,000,000,000 lbs. Thats fifteen trillion cricket bats, in metric.

This nearing the scope of the weight of all human life currently living on Earth, or your mother.

Lions cannot fly, so let's say your favorite manchild funkopop pokemon is circling the earth blasting psychic beams out of it's butthole or whatever.
1 Billion lions must now stack onto one another like some kind of low-budget African Voltron, pictured below.

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These lions represent a tangled mass of lions all suffocating under each-others weight, as well as asphyxiating from the low oxygen levels they would be experiencing from the altitude required to try and pounce on a flying creature.
The result is hundreds of millions of dead lions, no matter which way you look at it, with the potential of dropping the pokemon.

In conclusion, Dragon Warrior Monsters is the only good fantasy cock-fighting simulator.

[Jonathan Gupta]

People underestimate how big of a number 1 billion is

1 billion, 1 billion is more than the entire US of A

[nianjiilical]

okay here me out

first we send rayquaza into space where the lions cant reach him

then we put muk in the water supply

and then we wait

[Itseasytosee2me]

Alternate scenario, Magcargo detonates like a thermonuclear warhead and kills everything, because there are so many more lions, it is all but insured that the pokemon die first.

[iamgoofball]

you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon

[Jonathan Gupta]

you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon

describe how big man.

[Jonathan Gupta]

The average weight of an adult male lion is 420 lbs @MSO
The average weight of an adult female lion is 280 lbs
The mean between these two is 350 so we will use that metric.
Using this, one billion lions weigh 350,000,000,000 lbs. Thats fifteen trillion cricket bats, in metric.

This nearing the scope of the weight of all human life currently living on Earth, or your mother.

Lions cannot fly, so let's say your favorite manchild funkopop pokemon is circling the earth blasting psychic beams out of it's butthole or whatever.
1 Billion lions must now stack onto one another like some kind of low-budget African Voltron, pictured below.

► Show Spoiler

These lions represent a tangled mass of lions all suffocating under each-others weight, as well as asphyxiating from the low oxygen levels they would be experiencing from the altitude required to try and pounce on a flying creature.
The result is hundreds of millions of dead lions, no matter which way you look at it, with the potential of dropping the pokemon.

In conclusion, Dragon Warrior Monsters is the only good fantasy cock-fighting simulator.

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. and earth was without form.

[Farquaar]

Depending on how small the pokemon planet is, would it be possible for every single square foot of dry land to be occupied with lion?

[iamgoofball]

you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon

describe how big man.

ghost types are immune to normal type damage, and according to the game logic all non-pokemon damage is normal damage

[Farquaar]

ghost types are immune to normal type damage, and according to the game logic all non-pokemon damage is normal damage

A lion's roar is intimidating enough to be psychic damage or whatever

[Jonathan Gupta]

ghost types are immune to normal type damage, and according to the game logic all non-pokemon damage is normal damage

A lion's roar is intimidating enough to be psychic damage or whatever

wrong, they sound like a bitch.

[Itseasytosee2me]

you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon

describe how big man.

ghost types are immune to normal type damage, and according to the game logic all non-pokemon damage is normal damage

Bite is a dark type move you dolt

[Jonathan Gupta]

you could beat 1 billion lions with exactly 1 ghost type pokemon

describe how big man.

ghost types are immune to normal type damage, and according to the game logic all non-pokemon damage is normal damage

Bite is a dark type move you dolt

flame bite is a better imo

[nianjiilical]

Depending on how small the pokemon planet is, would it be possible for every single square foot of dry land to be occupied with lion?

maybe this was team magmas plan the whole time

[Jonathan Gupta]

lionravis scot LastroRaworld

100 million crushed.

[mindstormy]

Where are you going to put one billion lions? Do you have to stack them? At what height does the stack crush the bottom most lion?

[Jonathan Gupta]

Where are you going to put one billion lions? Do you have to stack them? At what height does the stack crush the bottom most lion?

lionravis scot LastroRaworld

[Not-Dorsidarf]

i could kill a billion lions too lmao just chill in the other room for like a few days and they'll be dead

Your entire apartment complex would instantly collapse under the weight of 1 billion lions. That many lions would take up approx. 6818181 square miles, which is enough to fully encompass all of the United States and Canada standing shoulder to shoulder with enough lions left over to storm Mexico city. And that's including space that would normally be taken up by buildings or natural formations.

7 billion humans would barely cover Rhodes Island standing in a loose crowd, 1 billion lions aint covering the continental US

[BONERMASTER]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XdOSMo6Svc

Water spout and helping hand = more damage than the amount of seconds that the universe has existed for, to every single lion.
And that's with less than half of the pokemon roster.
Get fucked, lionites.


With easy regards
-BONERMASTER

[Bawhoppennn]

I think perish song is the best strat here, done by a Pokemon that can hover over the lion mass for three turns

I wonder what a turn counts as in real time

Edit: I shoulda clarified this is assuming it is done by a Pokemon with soundproof