I was on 4chan the other day and a post there reminded me that the prongs of a fork are called tines

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How is your mother’s breakfast game

Very good (full English)
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39%
Okay (toast)
6
19%
Medium (non-baked beans on bread)
0
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Bad (leftover spaghetti)
0
No votes
Terrible (a xanax)
2
6%
No
11
35%
 
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I was on 4chan the other day and a post there reminded me that the prongs of a fork are called tines

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Something for you virgins to remember if you want to look intelligent in front of your date/mom (we had sex)
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #638908

My dad cooked and it sucked, so I made myself breakfast(Protein shake and steak)
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Did you put ketchup on the steak
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #638957

cacogen wrote: ↑Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:38 pm Did you put ketchup on the steak
I eat steak without sauce.
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i never eat breakfast on my own but if im visiting my parents my mom will basically cram breakfast down my throat
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Post by Farquaar » #638962

The distribution is interesting. Most people either say their mom cooks great breakfasts, or doesn't cook breakfast at all.

I have three hypotheses:
1. All moms are instinctively apt at cooking breakfast. The non-breakfast cooking moms would cook great breakfasts if they tried.
2. Practice makes perfect. Moms who cook breakfast inevitably become good at cooking breakfast.
3. A mother's love/nostalgia makes anything taste great. You will enjoy your mother's breakfasts regardless of whether she is objectively good at it.
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Who the actual fuck puts beans on toast
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Re: I was on 4chan the other day and a post there reminded me that the prongs of a fork are called tines

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yeah
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What is this
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Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 6:25 pm What is this
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Re: I was on 4chan the other day and a post there reminded me that the prongs of a fork are called tines

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When everything above “just toast” is a “full english”

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