Farquaar wrote: ↑Mon May 02, 2022 7:06 am
for any who missed it this is the science door that was being hacked into that seemingly warranted an immediate arrest.
https://imgur.com/a/Nfk1uSe
See the bottom of this post as to why. It would not matter if the door was being tampered with or not. I've got
proof in my pudding that he sure as shit hates
Brick down to
metagrudging levels and he without fail will attempt to bait someone into being arrested within minutes of spawning. Is it not verbotten to
constantly bait, then I'm going to assume he ahelps on rapidfire given what he does every round, without fail. Lastly, if a
banbait is a thing is it not a similar cock move to
try to punish an admeme in bad faith? I mean this stuff I'm tossing out there is only within his last ten rounds. It's so much just more of the same without fail that I didn't bother going on. I mean if I get bored I will probably try to find all the conflicts between him and Brick in the last month but I think I already know what that will reveal.
To summarize: As A.S. admits, I had a valid reason to arrest Brick. You can't retaliate against SEC for doing their job and arresting you.
Okay, there's a lot to unpack here. See the second half of my post for the spicyness that Brick and this admin need to season this clown.
The first thing we should touch on is the claim of a valid reason. I mean did you? You had a somewhat valid reason to question them of course but you kind of took any sort of positives out of that by immediately following it up with your reasoning being that the area he was hacking into was a good place for cult and other antagonists. When you start off the whole handjob with an admittance that your arrest was because you were being meta that makes you an unfun asshole and you should be spoken to and noted that you understand it after being spoken to. Nothing ruins a good bit of clown and dagger antagonizing like an idiot who thinks LRP means there's no expectation of a suspension of disbelief. That's not fun for anyone and rolling security for the specific purposes of valid hunting is garbage. Bad.
You,
yes I can.
You can't retaliate,
yes I can.
You can't retaliate against SEC,
yes I can.
You can't retaliate against SEC for doing their job,
oh I sure will.
Damn and blast your eyes for this ignorant statement. If you don't resist arrest you're not the kind of scumbag that would have been all Nanotrasen could afford to hire. Every interaction with security should be one of good clean fun if you're not an antagonist and paving the hallways with their skulls if you're an antagonist. That good clean fun should include resisting arrest, running around the hallways until you attract a crowd while they chase you which will eventually end up with them being slipped and tabled. If they call for pack up it's a free for all of slipping, shoving, throwing the clown, all of the above. That's fun, that involves people. That brings people together. Do you know how much whacky shit happens in those moments? No, you don't because if you did you would know resisting arrest is fun for everyone involved including yourself as a security officer because now you have even more reason to hunt Brick, get posters printed, start asking questions. Do a half-assed job of making this game fun. If someone gets resisted for a petty crime and gets brigged that's an opportunity for even more fun. Hire a lawyer, hire a clown, break the cell lightbulb with your shoes, shank the sec officer when your time is up. Anything you want. Got arrested for a petty crime of hacking a door? Well it's time to go undercover as Professor Potted Plant and straight up REMOVE securities doors. Then drag the wired door assembly around the halls screaming "AI DOOR"
An arrest for hacking a door should never be your first go to as a security officer. This is a time for a bribe. When they offer you cash you refuse, demand their shoes. If Brick gives you his shoes shove him into a wall and call him a nerd. Bring the shoes back to security and store them in a locker. Spend the rest of the shift doing something with this theme. Arrest people for fashion crimes and steal their shoes in the hallway until they beat you to death. See how many pairs you can amass in security. Or try using all your credits to buy up every pair of cowboy boots of all kind on the station. Use your security clearance to finesse your way into the AI upload and make a law stating anyone without cowboy boots is a dork. Now you control the market of cool.
Look, Brick told you what he was doing and you said "BRICK BAD" I have no sympathy if you yell such things as it means you were a cock and they flipped it around on you. You got bunkledunked by the airlock circuit repairman. Take it like a man. Once you alert the crew of "Name bad" and that's all then you've basically called for a lynching. If I call for a lynching and it's uncalled for I expect the person to beat my skull in and feed me my own ass. You have 4,000 rounds and in so many of them you say very little and are the quickest to call for someone to die. Like, you're rolling sec to valid hunt and treating the experience as TDM looking for excuses to kill at a moments notice. It would make sense that Brick stuffing you up your own ass would chap you a little.
HOWEVER.
The day before this round there was round 182308.
12:50:29 SAY Zybwivcz/(Fitz Digson) "killing brick is it's own reward" (143, 57, 2) Departure Lounge
I mean if you wait long enough his engineering catastrophes usually do that for you. This is sad to single one spaceman out like that. Especially this one, again.
However
R182410 - An angry HOS angry about a green shift, what could they do to spice up this situation because if there's nobody to lose they cannot win. The random roundstart violence and escalation baiting wasn't enough you were the Head of Security after all. An hour long adventure to loose the xeno giving up all pretense of it happening accidently in a hilarious fashion. I mean multiple, multiple, multiple times. Until he's so hellbent for leather the quest consumes him. When it's a thing that went wacky it's funny. When it's the failed life mission of the HoS it's just sad. Featuring a stupid amount of attempts to bait people into escalations.
12:41:19 SAY Shadowflame909/(Owen Kimple) "greenshift more like security goes crazy and murders assistants" (138, 125, 2) Kitchen
12:31:31 GAME Zybwivcz/(Emerson Hirleman) Client Zybwivcz/(Emerson Hirleman) has taken ownership of mob Emerson Hirleman(/mob/living/carbon/human) (48, 137, 2) Arrival Shuttle
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12:32:25 SAY Zybwivcz/(Emerson Hirleman) "goddamn it" (106, 135, 2) Bridge
12:32:32 SAY Zybwivcz/(Emerson Hirleman) "GREEN SHIFT" (106, 135, 2) Bridge
12:36:49 SAY Zybwivcz/(Emerson Hirleman) "need a monkey cube" (114, 88, 2) Research Division
01:28:29 SAY Zybwivcz/(Emerson Hirleman) "xeno eggs in maint next to gateway" (123, 121, 2) Central Maintenance
01:29:42 SAY Zybwivcz/(Emerson Hirleman) "There are eggs next to the gateway" (124, 123, 2) Central Maintenance
01:29:49 SAY Zybwivcz/(Emerson Hirleman) "Bring a monkey or an assistant" (124, 123, 2) Central Maintenance
01:31:10 SAY Zybwivcz/(Emerson Hirleman) "sad" (124, 123, 2) Central Maintenance
Quits the shift.
R182366 - Here's a good one from just a bit prior. The story begins with a security man beginning his shift at 6:01AM in the engineering security post. At 6:02 he's begun hurling shit at another crewmember multiple times, at 6:03 he's chasing people firing his disabler wildly, at 6:04 he's stunned a Mime, stripped his backpack and thrown all the mimes funny memes away. At 6:05 he's knocked down a crewmember and begun running in the hallway firing his disabler again.. it nearly every minute of this round is a violent action against nearly every member of the crew, some were actually antagonists to his credit. A feel good comedy for the whole family where a man discovers that if he is the shitty violent equivalent of a lawn sprinkler he may catch those bads.
R182360 - Security time once again. How will it go this time? Well within one minute of landing on the arrivals shuttle he's instigated a fight with a man named Rayner, then gives chase, disables and stuns Rayner, cuffs Rayner, removes Rayners radio, tells the person to "Figure it out" when they ask what they've done. Rayner gets out of prison due to bullshit ten minutes later. At five minutes into the round our fearless instigator gets a little whip from a guy with the curators whip, the guy immediately drops the officers disabler. Officer Fuckteeth strips him, beats him, gulags him. The Officer then becomes cult and fails.
R182357 - An Atmosphere Technician joins at time 2:20, they beat a Chumpston powered frog to death immediately. Arming themselves with the throwing weapon that is an SSD character they toss the SSD person, missing the target, at ten minutes in they're welderdancing someone to death, fighting another person and continue on this wordless bullshit until finally on the escape shuttle.
R182311 Security, within two minutes of joining he's instigating a fight by pushing someone down, the next two minutes he's grabbing and throwing around another person, at minute five he's climbed into the kitchen, stunned and beat someone, stripped them and let them go, because he wanted coffee.
R182308 Security, within two minutes of joining he's being a dick, at four minutes he's stunning a moth that's aflame, at FIVE MINUTES into his shift he's requesting permission to execute the CE for being incompetent. There being no CE this round I assume he meant Brick Mortar, who often plays CE. Surprise Brick is in this shift as engineering, doing engineering things.
R182306 Security, within two minutes of spawning he's running around firing a practice laser and waiting for someone to take the bait. At three minutes he's instigating with nearly four people, he stun attacks, cuffs and searches at 3 minutes. Not even ten minutes into the round and he's baiting anyone within range as usual.
These aren't even really cherry picked, they're all back to back for the most part. He says very little beyond "KILL (INSERT WHOEVER HERE)" and "(WHOEVER) IS BAD" like his sole basis for entertainment with this game is to use random names, roll security and immediately begin to cause shit. Yes, I know some people do that but not as security nonstop. When he's not playing security he's even worse. Escalates and doesn't even drag people to medbay. Absolutely an asshole. The behavior doesn't change as HoS. Very little in the way of fun and nearly all in the name of "I'm going to kick your ass and get away with it" I sincerely believe he's using security just as part of his play to win shit because he thinks he's got the upperhand in all escalations, people are gonna hesitate a little when it's security and yeah. Hallway strips, removing radios, egregious sentencing, straight up being the worst possible adds-nothing-to-the-game spaceman ever. When you are constantly baiting people into being arrested and jailed before you're even two minutes into the round you've made it perfectly clear why you don't like Brick.
Cause Brick shits on you and dunkfucks you like the little bully bitch you are. I notice you retaliate at the slightest transgression but not when Brick is involved. Brick can slap you with a crowbar and you do nothing but run and bully someone else. Was that what this was? You thought you finally got the dunk on Bricklebop and he still clowned you anyways? Fuck your admin complaint, I'm surprised you're not banned from security roles or the server entirely for just being a massive shithead. I wish I could parse the logs across a few hundred rounds to see what your average time is between spawning and instigating a fight. I'm betting the average is under four minutes, I wouldn't be surprised if it was under two. There's plenty of funny instigators out there but they do Benny Hill nonsense, slip people, tie shoes, steal shoes, or otherwise to keep things fun. Hell, plenty like myself end up doing an on-the-run suicide when it's funny. You? Oh you're fucking awful man. I can only imagine the ahelps you send while baiting like this, then when you get your babyass schooled you turn it into an admin complaint.
You're not contributing anything funny to shifts, you're not bringing anything to the table that enhances anyone elses gameplay, you're purposefully being a shitbird without a plausible reason why other than "I'm security, I can do what I want" while valid hunting so fucking hard it's cringe. One of these days I'm going to get up the energy to put in the effort to run my ass for an admin position so I can say it's time for a note about this behavior and if it doesn't stop you're going to lose security roles for a week. We'll figure your shit out from there Officer Fuckloaf.