/tg/Station 13

She is far too interested in it. This was never part of the plan oh god. What the hell have I roped her into. She is reading the wiki what do I do.

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 3:26 amShe is reading the wiki what do I do.

Metacomm with them so I can ban both of you forever.

She's into SS13? That's a red flag right there.

Teach her how to map.

run

get out while you still can

Teach them how to plasmaflood

I give it one week until she's robbing people to fund coder bounties

I showed a girl a goonstation round. I was 16.

She wasn't too into the game, but she was 100% along for the ride. Maint/floor pills, trying to cook bath salts in a bathtub, and getting into a random griefy medbay fight included.

Next partner I find I'm going to show them when the time is right. It'll be the great filter.

massa wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 4:16 pm I showed a girl a goonstation round. I was 16.

She wasn't too into the game, but she was 100% along for the ride. Maint/floor pills, trying to cook bath salts in a bathtub, and getting into a random griefy medbay fight included.

Next partner I find I'm going to show them when the time is right. It'll be the great filter.

The implication here being that your last interaction with a woman was at age 16. I'd call you maidenless but I bet that's better than the average ss13 player

Whats really crazy is that I offhandedly mentioned byond on our second date and she told me that she knew about the language. I for sure thought they were in the know at that point, but it turns our they just really like obscure programming languages.

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 5:25 pm Whats really crazy is that I offhandedly mentioned byond on our second date and she told me that she knew about the language. I for sure thought they were in the know at that point, but it turns our they just really like obscure programming languages.

QUICK DON'T TELL HER TO PLAY THE GAME WE CAN FINALLY GET THE FIRST CONTRIBUTOR WHO HAS NEVER TOUCHED A SERVER PLEASE

san7890 wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 5:52 pm

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 5:25 pm Whats really crazy is that I offhandedly mentioned byond on our second date and she told me that she knew about the language. I for sure thought they were in the know at that point, but it turns our they just really like obscure programming languages.

QUICK DON'T TELL HER TO PLAY THE GAME WE CAN FINALLY GET THE FIRST CONTRIBUTOR WHO HAS NEVER TOUCHED A SERVER PLEASE

VITAL

ESSENTIAL

WE ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO FIND OUT IF SHE MAKES PRS THAT ARE PERFECT OR AWFUL

Annihilite111 wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 4:50 pm

massa wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 4:16 pm I showed a girl a goonstation round. I was 16.

She wasn't too into the game, but she was 100% along for the ride. Maint/floor pills, trying to cook bath salts in a bathtub, and getting into a random griefy medbay fight included.

Next partner I find I'm going to show them when the time is right. It'll be the great filter.

The implication here being that your last interaction with a woman was at age 16. I'd call you maidenless but I bet that's better than the average ss13 player

No, I spared the valentine's day date this year.

kiss her

wubli wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 2:21 amkiss her

step 2??

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 2:30 am

wubli wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 2:21 amkiss her

step 2??

take care of her and yourself : )

i want to provide sage wisdom regarding my experiences with this game and players in this situation but i can't think of any pitfalls at the moment so basically you want to have her play your ic gf and metafriend with her every round to make some of the unfortunate people who play this game jealous and to be the prom king and queen and thereby a nexus of metafriendship like dante and dalta were

status update buddy what's her favorite antag

massa wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 9:41 pm status update buddy what's her favorite antag

Changeling.

Correction, She said she liked heretic, Pirate, and Changeling, with an honorable mention to slaughter demon.

well fuck, easy it was good to know ya. Good luck.

those are pretty mid antags except pirate pirate is super based just thematically (lizard pirates are dogshit though)

Showed my son of 6 months ss13 and he really likes it

He is far too interested in it. This was never part of the plan oh god. What the hell have I roped him into. He doesn't know how to read the wiki what do I do.

BlueMemesauce wrote: ↑Mon May 16, 2022 9:24 pm Showed my son of 6 months ss13 and he really likes it

He is far too interested in it. This was never part of the plan oh god. What the hell have I roped him into. He doesn't know how to read the wiki what do I do.

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That kid looks way older than 6 months

Farquaar wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 12:05 am That kid looks way older than 6 months

He's adopted.