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timonk hate thread

Post by SuperNovaa41 » #640665

timonk is a rat bastard he fucked my wife can we get this guy banned
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Re: timonk hate thread

Post by tjatpbnj » #640666

He didn't do that
look in the spanner box got no thing in there cant do go sailing in em
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Re: timonk hate thread

Post by SuperNovaa41 » #640667

tjatpbnj wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 7:26 pm He didn't do that
He told me he did, i trust him
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Post by datorangebottle » #640669

timonk literally trying to stop stun batons from being nerfed what a rotten bastard
Timberpoes wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 10:33 pm ImageAnother satisfied Timberpoes voter.Image
Timberpoes wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10

SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
kieth4 wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:34 pm If it goes to appeals I will stand as the shield and protect this man's right to shit himself. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
sinfulbliss wrote: I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
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Re: timonk hate thread

Post by tjatpbnj » #641111

stun batons need a buff if anything i support this timing guy
look in the spanner box got no thing in there cant do go sailing in em
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Post by san7890 » #641112

are you certain
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #641114

Timonks username reminds me of goofs monk chaplain pr. Anyone remember when the chaplain could teach the crew sleeping carp lite karate?

Armhulenn sects is kinda like that but without the karate. Goof was ahead of his time
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Post by san7890 » #641168

Timonk managed to join my personal Discord server in 2020 (via my Youtube) and I didn't realize it until today.
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #641200

novaa please unlock the gupta corner, thanks.
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Post by SkeletalElite » #641223

I've come to make an announcement; Timonks a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife.Thats right, he took his dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my tg station 13 dot org, Timonk, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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