/tg/Station 13

There was this small restaurant, open kitchen sort of deal. There was one woman working there, she offered to make you a tofu for $20.000. When I asked her curiously what made the tofu worth $20.000, she pretended to be busy and handed me a flyer that said "do not disturb restaurant personnel". Then I woke up.

What does this dream mean??


With questioning regards
-BONERMASTER

You are perhaps worried about your financial status to the point where you worry that going outside of your bubble will put you far outside your price range

Your contempt for the society in which you live has bled into your dreams. Your feel inadequate in your ability to comprehend the sociocultural morays and expectations of the people around you. You do not necessarily hate people, yet you subconsciously feel frustration as if your attempts to better understand and integrate yourself amongst them only serves to exhaust others and isolate you further.

Indeed, perhaps a more mystic approach might posit that your dream is a warning. You will not understand society by asking, but by observing. The kitchen is open, Bonermaster. You need only peer inside to see what makes the tofu what it is.

Reach through the veil. Society is stagnant, locked in place with layers upon layers of bureacracy and arbitrary rules, obscuring and covering for the absurdity of modern life. If you would uncover the truth of the tofu, you must vault over the proverbial kitchen counter, norms be damned

Dreams are your brain testing scenarios in your head and remembering your simulated reactions to learn or prepare oneself for something, albeit in a very subtle and obscure way.

I believe the tofu represents something being given or presented to you, the price represents the fact that this something is wrong or flawed in a way. You speaking up, was your brain testing if this sort of reaction was the right response. But you found yourself given a rude sign in response, and the waitress disengaged.

I believe this represents the idea that, although we may have valid complaints about things, there is a time and place for everything, and sometimes we must tolerate injustices while keeping our mouth closed to preserve the social peace.

Seeing your responses made me realize how blind I truly was! I thought I had awoken, but in truth, I have always been asleep!


With awakened regards
-BONERMASTER

this dream is about your mother

this dream is about
1. inflation
2. global homogenisation
3. your misunderstanding of the decimal point

interpretate isnt a word

toemas wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:25 am interpretate isnt a word

Yeah and Bonermaster isn't a real lawyer. What's the problem here?

I was the tofu

toemas wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:25 am interpretate isnt a word

This is for you, you uncultured barbarian:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/news-tr ... d-20170321




With interpretative regards
-BONERMASTER

In Mandarin, eating tofu is slang for fellatio. Draw your own conclusions.

With Freudian regards,

BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 5:43 am

toemas wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:25 am interpretate isnt a word

This is for you, you uncultured barbarian:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/news-tr ... d-20170321

With interpretative regards
-BONERMASTER

Does this mean you're also a real lawyer too? Have I been wrong about everything?

Farquaar wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 6:29 am

BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 5:43 am

toemas wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:25 am interpretate isnt a word

This is for you, you uncultured barbarian:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/news-tr ... d-20170321

With interpretative regards
-BONERMASTER

Does this mean you're also a real lawyer too? Have I been wrong about everything?

Well Farquaar, under the pending threat of comitting a felony crime with a five year sentence, I am obligated to inform you that I am NOT a lawyer.


With distraught regards
-BONERMASTER



(DISCLAIMER: ANY AND ALL REFERENCES TO THE LAW ARE MADE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!
BONERMASTER & ASSOCIATES IS A WORK OF FICTION AND NOT A LAW FIRM, BONERMASTER IS NOT A LICENSED LAWYER AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU LEGAL ADVICE, PLEASE CONSULT A LICENSED PROFESSIONAL FOR YOUR LEGAL QUERIES!)

BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 01, 2022 6:17 am There was this small restaurant, open kitchen sort of deal. There was one woman working there, she offered to make you a tofu for $20.000. When I asked her curiously what made the tofu worth $20.000, she pretended to be busy and handed me a flyer that said "do not disturb restaurant personnel". Then I woke up.

What does this dream mean??


With questioning regards
-BONERMASTER

Quoting this before you realize what you revealed to everyone and edit the post.

The tofu is ideology

"The greatest obstacle to being heroic is the doubt whether one may not be going to prove one's self a fool; the truest heroism, is to resist the doubt; and the profoundest wisdom, to know when it ought to be resisted, and when to be obeyed."
—Nathaniel Hawthorne

I had a dream recently where I saw a figure just looking into my kitchen window, i screamed at it to go away, then i started playing I'm on observation duty with my own flat

I also woke up feeling very hot

it seems like maybe the bed was too warm and that triggered a nightmare

cacogen wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:24 am it seems like maybe the bed was too warm and that triggered a nightmare

I had a fan blasting at me full force

Something about you wanting to fuck your parents.

That'll be $350.

dont go to expensive restaurants that sell college debt tofu

BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 7:38 am Well Farquaar, under the pending threat of comitting a felony crime with a five year sentence, I am obligated to inform you that I am NOT a lawyer.


With distraught regards
-BONERMASTER



(DISCLAIMER: ANY AND ALL REFERENCES TO THE LAW ARE MADE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!
BONERMASTER & ASSOCIATES IS A WORK OF FICTION AND NOT A LAW FIRM, BONERMASTER IS NOT A LICENSED LAWYER AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU LEGAL ADVICE, PLEASE CONSULT A LICENSED PROFESSIONAL FOR YOUR LEGAL QUERIES!)

Sounds like something a lawyer would write

Farquaar wrote: ↑Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:11 am

BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 7:38 am [...] I am NOT a lawyer.


With distraught regards
-BONERMASTER



(DISCLAIMER: ANY AND ALL REFERENCES TO THE LAW ARE MADE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!
BONERMASTER & ASSOCIATES IS A WORK OF FICTION AND NOT A LAW FIRM, BONERMASTER IS NOT A LICENSED LAWYER AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU LEGAL ADVICE, PLEASE CONSULT A LICENSED PROFESSIONAL FOR YOUR LEGAL QUERIES!)

Sounds like something a lawyer would write

Nonono.

THIS is what a real lawyer would say!
(This guy is my long time inspiration and personal spirit animal that guides me in every decision that I make)


With honoring regards
-BONERMASTER

HOLD IT!

your mother.