YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

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YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by Rohen_Tahir » #647860

Toilet paper rolls should be perpendicular to the wall AT ALL TIMES.
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #647866

i dont poop
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Post by Misdoubtful » #647867

Why use that when you can use a bidet instead. If you can't get that, consider wipes.
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by BONERMASTER » #647877

The toilet paper should ALWAYS point away from the wall. It is easier to grab this way, and it doesn't get polluted by the bacteria of the wall.
Because it points away from the wall, you have more space and a better angle to grab it. This maximizes your pull efficiency and you can aquire toilet paper pieces at the most optimal rate, which allows you to clean yourself at the fastest time possible.
Misdoubtful wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 3:03 am Why use that when you can use a bidet instead. If you can't get that, consider wipes.
First of all, a bidet sounds hilariously impractical and disgusting. Like, you are putting a huge stinky poopoo into the toilet, now you're letting the same toilet flush you out? Eeeewww 🤢
Not to mention, your ass is now completely wet too, so you need something else to dry it up, extremely inefficient, very slow!

Wipes, well, they are basically the same thing, but they are more expensive and generally fewer in numbers per individual purchase. So in terms of price / performance ratio, regular toilet paper has it beat.
That's why you use toilet paper.


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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

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BONERMASTER wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 4:54 am The toilet paper should ALWAYS point away from the wall. It is easier to grab this way, and it doesn't get polluted by the bacteria of the wall.
Because it points away from the wall, you have more space and a better angle to grab it. This maximizes your pull efficiency and you can aquire toilet paper pieces at the most optimal rate, which allows you to clean yourself at the fastest time possible.
Misdoubtful wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 3:03 am Why use that when you can use a bidet instead. If you can't get that, consider wipes.
First of all, a bidet sounds hilariously impractical and disgusting. Like, you are putting a huge stinky poopoo into the toilet, now you're letting the same toilet flush you out? Eeeewww 🤢
Not to mention, your ass is now completely wet too, so you need something else to dry it up, extremely inefficient, very slow!

Wipes, well, they are basically the same thing, but they are more expensive and generally fewer in numbers per individual purchase. So in terms of price / performance ratio, regular toilet paper has it beat.
That's why you use toilet paper.


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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by cacogen » #647991

I don’t hang it
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by wubli » #648001

BONERMASTER wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 4:54 am First of all, a bidet sounds hilariously impractical and disgusting. Like, you are putting a huge stinky poopoo into the toilet, now you're letting the same toilet flush you out? Eeeewww 🤢
Not to mention, your ass is now completely wet too, so you need something else to dry it up, extremely inefficient, very slow!
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Post by BlevRuz » #648002

why would you roll the toilet paper??? you're gonna unfold it to wipe yo ass stinky..
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

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Post by Farquaar » #648011

You guys don’t just reuse a damp old rag? How bougie
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #648012

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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by Timonk » #648021

Fun fact: the first Design of the toilet paper showed how to hang it
Fun fact: i forgot which way it was
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Post by Timonk » #648022

joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
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pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
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Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by Timonk » #648023

Personally i just put it on my heater next to the toilet
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Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
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Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by chocolate_bickie » #648024

Fun fact, none of the toilets on SS13 have toilet paper.
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by Capsandi » #648041

aw SWEET new bidet thread

I have one now and since it uses water pressure to extend the nozzle it always begins by power washing my bunghole and so I stick to toilet paper
chocolate_bickie wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:36 am Fun fact, none of the toilets on SS13 have toilet paper.
None of the toilets on ss13 have water
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by Farquaar » #648048

Capsandi wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 5:12 pm
chocolate_bickie wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:36 am Fun fact, none of the toilets on SS13 have toilet paper.
None of the toilets on ss13 have water
How do you give people swirlies, then?
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by Misdoubtful » #648051

Farquaar wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 7:19 pm
Capsandi wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 5:12 pm
chocolate_bickie wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:36 am Fun fact, none of the toilets on SS13 have toilet paper.
None of the toilets on ss13 have water
How do you give people swirlies, then?
Metaphysics.
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Re: YOU hang toilet paper the WRONG way

Post by dirk_mcblade » #648076

chocolate_bickie wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:36 am Fun fact, none of the toilets on SS13 have toilet paper.
He doesn't know about the three shells.
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