/tg/Station 13

Post your favorite SS13 stereotpyes.

For example:
The clowns always a shitter (most common one)

Assistants are self entitled shits that never do their job.

Felinids are amazing.

Security runs into maintenance solo then die alone.

Golems are metagrudgers.

Chefs try to bargain with botanists to make apples while they break the Geneva convention

Chefs only make food out of people.

janitors only clean with water in crowded walk ways and will point at the wet floor sign once you slip

ANTAGONIST EDITION

The traitor that appears out of the shadows to kill you while you are wandering through maint
The traitor that walks around with the balloon that everyone ignores.
The Murderboner who kills the whole station with the gloves of the north start while dragging soap behind them.
The Malfunctioning AI who wordlessly bolts the doors and syphons the air and kills coms rather than any other method of killing.
The changeling who never changes disguises (even when caught outright)
Blood cultists who make unessicarly cramped bases.
Revolutionary who runs through the hall flashing as many people as possible
Friendly wizard who gets dunked on by some renegade
The Heretic who roleplays very uncharacteristically for a dark arts worshiper
The obsessed that spend zero(0) seconds around their target "the obessed has failed!)
The fugitives who go to the hop line and ask for jobs

The curator will leave the library roundstart and never return

A bartender/chef who scatters tons of drinks/food on their counter will inevitably disappear forever.

The lawyer will act like an assistant with sec access

A miner who grabs tons of gamer gear on lavaland is only here to validhunt/antag stationside- he has zero intention to mine ever again.

Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 08, 2022 3:14 am janitors only clean with water in crowded walk ways and will point at the wet floor sign once you slip

Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 08, 2022 3:14 am janitors only clean with water in crowded walk ways and will point at the wet floor sign once you slip

Who said anything about putting a sign down?

Security wearing a bio-hood is a massive red flag for shit sec behavior.

Engineers always speedrun delam on low pop.

• Acting captains on low-pop are always antags

• Felinids are always in gangs

• Species department stereotypes absolutely do exist (botany is full of lizards, medbay has moths and felinids, engineering has etherials and plasmamen)

• Coders don't play the game.

• Progtots only bug items/rooms and kill pets for 90% of the round

• People mostly just pick paramedic to tide into departments since they have loads of access

• Psychologists are just assistants that spawn with some drugs

• Felinid gangs are metacommers

• Assistant gangs are sometimes scarier than actual antags

• Borgs are either 500-hour borg mains or people who died and are going to metagrudge their killer

• The assistants that often have flashes, pipe guns, chemical grenades, etc., just in case, are the same guys who die within two seconds of an actual station threat appearing (spiders, nukies, revs, cult, etc.)

• Most people don't actually roleplay or think as an actual person would in either the LRP or MRP servers.

• Heads of staff are either incompetent or antag rollers who want onto the bridge and to have a baton.

• Revolutionaries usually win because security/heads of staff are incompetent.

• Blob players will usually set up on either the lower z level of science or those weird spots in atmos on icebox every time.

AIs will always be called malf for following their laws by the book.

Chemists will inevitably blow themselves up trying to make meth

Nukies always forget to enable their internals

botanists will make copious amounts of weed or deathnettles and nothing else

Cargo will inevitably spark a war with sec over gun crates

Chaplains only play for the armor/nullrod

the HOS is a prick and will die in a dumb manner

the CMO tries to save everyone even the baddies

the RD is a turbonerd that always wears a gas mask, and is also an antagonist

the HOP is probably an antagonist

the CE is a weirdo who is either obsessing over their autismo-engine or lurking about creepily in maintenance

the assistants rioting against shitsec are basically the same since they both feed off each other

the botanist is growing plants

Assistant with gear from every department who is just here to validhunt without having a target on their back from being security

Head of staff who knows little about the department and just wants the cool gear. Prevalent in medical and engineering

HoP who thinks they're the HoS and tries to order around security

HoP who can never be found in their office but can always be found in places they're not supposed to be

Engineer walking around in a MOD suit 24/7 despite not needing it

Engineer delamming SM roundstart and then disappearing

If you see the virologist, you should lynch them

clowns are always shitters
mimes are worse
plasmamen aren't real, oranges made them up as a joke
ethereals are only slightly more real than plasmamen
the admins are bad/out to get you/malf/afk/metacomming

Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Fri Dec 09, 2022 12:32 pm the admins are bad/out to get you/malf/afk/metacomming

Ban quota

one cargo tech will take the green stamp round start and then NEVER BE IN THE CARGO BAY for the rest of the round, resulting in massive credit deficit at the other cargo techs misfile paper with red stamps or no stamps

Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Sun Dec 11, 2022 4:55 pm one cargo tech will take the green stamp round start and then NEVER BE IN THE CARGO BAY for the rest of the round, resulting in massive credit deficit at the other cargo techs misfile paper with red stamps or no stamps

That is the exact reason why I build a table right behind the cargo bay console and put the green and red stamps on it within the first three minutes of round start every time I'm a CT.

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Nuke operatives will all go off in their own directions, which either results in them stretching the station’s defenses out, or causing their assault to be completely ineffective. A while back, I saw a nuke round where all the operatives went in at different points. All but one were killed very quickly.

The only one that made it decently far was a guy in a mauler. The reason he made it so far in was because the crew did a feigned retreat and then swarmed it all at once with spears when the mauler waddled into a more ideal position and had used all its rockets.

Kind of like this: