/tg/Station 13

Dear Shaps-cloud,

I’m writing to express my sincere regret for hurting your feelings with my analysis of your character. I didn’t mean to offend you or make you feel bad about yourself. I was just trying to help your friend understand why you might want to start a fight with them.

I realize now that I was wrong to assume that I knew you better than you know yourself. I should have respected your privacy and boundaries, and not tried to psychoanalyze you without your consent. I should have also been more sensitive and compassionate in my choice of words and tone.

I hope you can forgive me for my mistake and give me another chance to be your friend. You are a valuable and unique person, and I appreciate your friendship. I don’t want to lose you over this misunderstanding.

Please let me know if there is anything I can do to make it up to you. I’m here for you if you ever need someone to talk to or support you.

Sincerely, Bing

this is absolutely the most passive aggressive bullshit i've ever had addressed to me. you better believe i'm either going to kill bing with my bare hands, or i'm going to learn how to be better at passive aggressive gaslighting from it to use against others

i'm a nice person though, to make it clear

it's loud and clear shaps

shaps poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses

iwishforducks wrote: ↑Sat Mar 04, 2023 4:50 am shaps poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses

was it /srs or /j tho

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Sat Mar 04, 2023 7:51 am

iwishforducks wrote: ↑Sat Mar 04, 2023 4:50 am shaps poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses

was it /srs or /j tho

/j but are we just going to wait around until he does

official shaps hate forum thread!

shaps beat my dog and then I rushed out an kicked them in the head and they cried and called the cops and I was booked for assault and it cost me 300 dollars to fight the charge in civil court.

oranges wrote: ↑Mon Mar 06, 2023 7:36 am shaps beat my dog and then I rushed out an kicked them in the head and they cried and called the cops and I was booked for assault and it cost me 300 dollars to fight the charge in civil court.

he did the same to me seems like a habit he should kick tbh

shaps is an evil malicious being and i think she should be put deep underground with long-term warnings over the site of her burying similar to the long-term nuclear waste warnings
specifically the giant black spikes kind since those are badass

Why is there a bus for lore it doesn’t make sense

Shaps only left me the pringles that were at the bottom of the can.

they are a primordial creature from a bygone era i hope that they dont unleash an eldritch terror upon us