/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:53 am**

Please take your seat!

Remember to put your phones on silent mode or turning it off completely - we don't want to disturb our fellow movie viewers, do we?

With excited regards
-BONERMASTER CINEMA

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 11:14 am**

oh man, i really wanna watch this but i gotta take this call

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 11:56 am**

gosh im so happy i got movie tickets to watch The Croods 3 on the big screen, what a great day!

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:15 pm**

kawoppi wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 11:56 am gosh im so happy i got movie tickets to watch The Croods 3 on the big screen, what a great day!

*tackles you to the ground*

With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:19 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 11:14 am oh man, i really wanna watch this but i gotta take this call

*Uppercuts you, throws you into the nearest row of seats*

With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:21 pm**

*walks in with a big bucket of popcorn bigger than myself and trips on a candy wrapper, spilling popcorn EVERYWHERE*

ahhhh fiddlesticks!

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:23 pm**

I'mma sit down quietly and watch whatever is on.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:24 pm**

iwishforducks wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:21 pm *walks in with a big bucket of popcorn bigger than myself and trips on a candy wrapper, spilling popcorn EVERYWHERE*

ahhhh fiddlesticks!

*elbow drops on you*

Welcome to the cinema, Mr. Ducks!

With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:26 pm**

conrad wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:23 pm I'mma sit down quietly and watch whatever is on.

*Gives you a right-hook*

We hope that you enjoy the Creed III experience!

With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:46 pm**

if rocky isnt in it i dont want to watch it

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:53 pm**

they never told me 3d would hurt this much

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:22 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:53 pm they never told me 3d would hurt this much

*throws bag of popcorns directly at your head*

We hope you enjoy the experience!

Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:46 pm if rocky isnt in it i dont want to watch it

*roundhouse kicks you into the movie room*

Please give it a try, it is a hit that you don't want to miss!

With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:24 pm**

BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:22 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:53 pm they never told me 3d would hurt this much
*throws bag of popcorns directly at your head*

We hope you enjoy the experience!

ow hey these arent even cooked theyre just raw kernels with a stick of butter on top

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 8:38 pm**

BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:22 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:53 pm they never told me 3d would hurt this much
*throws bag of popcorns directly at your head*

We hope you enjoy the experience!

Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:46 pm if rocky isnt in it i dont want to watch it
*roundhouse kicks you into the movie room*

Please give it a try, it is a hit that you don't want to miss!

With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER

*dodges* nope only like rocky

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:20 pm**

Big fan of the big sean and est gee song as well as the j cole song off the soundtrack. Also like the westside boogie one, tho not as much

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 10:53 pm**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:24 pm
BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:22 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:53 pm they never told me 3d would hurt this much
*throws bag of popcorns directly at your head*

We hope you enjoy the experience!

ow hey these arent even cooked theyre just raw kernels with a stick of butter on top

*pours coca-cola over you*

Apologies for this frustrating accident! The service team will happily serve you ice-cream instead!

Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 8:38 pm
BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:22 pm
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:46 pm if rocky isnt in it i dont want to watch it
*roundhouse kicks you into the movie room*

Please give it a try, it is a hit that you don't want to miss!

With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER
*dodges* nope only like rocky

*rips out seat and throws it at you*

Please reconsider!

wesoda25 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:20 pm Big fan of the big sean and est gee song as well as the j cole song off the soundtrack. Also like the westside boogie one, tho not as much

*runs up to you and hits you with the clothesline*

Welcome Mr.Wesoda! We hope you will thoroughly enjoy the Creed III experience!

With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2023 10:54 pm**

stop the violence!

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2023 12:39 am**

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 10:54 pm stop the violence!

*dropkicks you confused*

Sir, but you are currently seated in for the Creed III movie?

► Show Spoiler

With confused regards
-BONERMASTER

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2023 12:42 am**

Dear BONERMASTER,
Thank you for inviting me to this cinema event. Unfortunately, I will not be able to attend due to [reason].
With regretful regards,
-datorangebottle

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2023 12:54 am**

BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2023 12:39 am
kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 10:54 pm stop the violence!
*dropkicks you confused*

Sir, but you are currently seated in for the Creed III movie?

► Show Spoiler
I thought this was going on everywhere, but for those who want to know what's going in here :
https://nypost.com/2023/03/08/fights-er ... e-germany/
With confused regards
-BONERMASTER

*parries you*
No, YOURE seated in for the Creed ||| movie. Enjoy the show, sir.

With opposing regards
-KINNEBIAN

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2023 1:07 am**

BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 10:53 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:24 pm
BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:22 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:53 pm they never told me 3d would hurt this much
*throws bag of popcorns directly at your head*

We hope you enjoy the experience!

ow hey these arent even cooked theyre just raw kernels with a stick of butter on top
*pours coca-cola over you*

Apologies for this frustrating accident! The service team will happily serve you ice-cream instead!

Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 8:38 pm
BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:22 pm
Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 3:46 pm if rocky isnt in it i dont want to watch it
*roundhouse kicks you into the movie room*

Please give it a try, it is a hit that you don't want to miss!

With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER
*dodges* nope only like rocky
*rips out seat and throws it at you*

Please reconsider!

wesoda25 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:20 pm Big fan of the big sean and est gee song as well as the j cole song off the soundtrack. Also like the westside boogie one, tho not as much
*runs up to you and hits you with the clothesline*

Welcome Mr.Wesoda! We hope you will thoroughly enjoy the Creed III experience!

With frivolous regards
-BONERMASTER

*activates throw intent, catching seat* no

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2023 2:20 pm**

WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO

ATTENTION: This is the cinema police.

BONERMASTER STUDIOS will be temporarily closed following the inexplicable misunderstanding concerning the Creed III presentation.
BONERMASTER STUDIOS has insisted on delivering the european Creed III experience to an international audience, which is a class 2 criminal felony which is why he is now being arrested.

And his manager too.

Please vacate the area, do not yell at the officers escorting you out or force may be applied to establish order for your safety.
There will be no refunds.

With assuring regards
-Cinema Police International

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