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forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:08 am
by iwishforducks
i dont have any stats but it makes me smile seeing you guys posting on the forums. it rocks i love talking to you guys.

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:54 am
by The Wrench
We love you too!

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:09 am
by datorangebottle
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:08 am i dont have any stats but it makes me smile seeing you guys posting on the forums. it rocks i love talking to you guys.
All I know is that you have Louie in your signature, and that means that you must die.

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:56 pm
by iwishforducks
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:09 am
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:08 am i dont have any stats but it makes me smile seeing you guys posting on the forums. it rocks i love talking to you guys.
All I know is that you have Louie in your signature, and that means that you must die.
What’s wrong with Louie though :cry:

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:07 pm
by kinnebian
you really know how to get the people a movin

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:26 pm
by datorangebottle
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:56 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:09 am
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:08 am i dont have any stats but it makes me smile seeing you guys posting on the forums. it rocks i love talking to you guys.
All I know is that you have Louie in your signature, and that means that you must die.
What’s wrong with Louie though :cry:
He's a big dumbdumb stupid head that can only think about eating food, and I want to hurl him at the nearest bulborb so that he gets some exercise.

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:30 pm
by iwishforducks
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:26 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:56 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:09 am
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:08 am i dont have any stats but it makes me smile seeing you guys posting on the forums. it rocks i love talking to you guys.
All I know is that you have Louie in your signature, and that means that you must die.
What’s wrong with Louie though :cry:
He's a big dumbdumb stupid head that can only think about eating food, and I want to hurl him at the nearest bulborb so that he gets some exercise.
he's already a devised a plan on what to do with every bit of flesh on your body, bones too. you better start running

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:37 pm
by datorangebottle
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:30 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:26 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:56 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:09 am
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:08 am i dont have any stats but it makes me smile seeing you guys posting on the forums. it rocks i love talking to you guys.
All I know is that you have Louie in your signature, and that means that you must die.
What’s wrong with Louie though :cry:
He's a big dumbdumb stupid head that can only think about eating food, and I want to hurl him at the nearest bulborb so that he gets some exercise.
he's already a devised a plan on what to do with every bit of flesh on your body, bones too. you better start running
I'll run circles around him like that pikmin in your signature. What's he gonna do?

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:51 pm
by conrad
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:37 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:30 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:26 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:56 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:09 am
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:08 am i dont have any stats but it makes me smile seeing you guys posting on the forums. it rocks i love talking to you guys.
All I know is that you have Louie in your signature, and that means that you must die.
What’s wrong with Louie though :cry:
He's a big dumbdumb stupid head that can only think about eating food, and I want to hurl him at the nearest bulborb so that he gets some exercise.
he's already a devised a plan on what to do with every bit of flesh on your body, bones too. you better start running
I'll run circles around him like that pikmin in your signature. What's he gonna do?
I didn't even read the quotes. I just wanna contribute to the arrow shaped tower.

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:22 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
forums rule fuck discords fuck digg

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 8:36 pm
by datorangebottle
conrad wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:51 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:37 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:30 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:26 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:56 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:09 am
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:08 am i dont have any stats but it makes me smile seeing you guys posting on the forums. it rocks i love talking to you guys.
All I know is that you have Louie in your signature, and that means that you must die.
What’s wrong with Louie though :cry:
He's a big dumbdumb stupid head that can only think about eating food, and I want to hurl him at the nearest bulborb so that he gets some exercise.
he's already a devised a plan on what to do with every bit of flesh on your body, bones too. you better start running
I'll run circles around him like that pikmin in your signature. What's he gonna do?
I didn't even read the quotes. I just wanna contribute to the arrow shaped tower.
YOU RUINED IT. FUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:36 pm
by iwishforducks
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:37 pm I'll run circles around him like that pikmin in your signature. What's he gonna do?
he blew up a rock wall with just his body. to suggest that he would need more than but a moment of thought to kill a man would be insanity.

as an side Louie truly is a perfect foil for Olimar I absolutely adore both of them

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:40 pm
by datorangebottle
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:36 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:37 pm I'll run circles around him like that pikmin in your signature. What's he gonna do?
he blew up a rock wall with just his body. to suggest that he would need more than but a moment of thought to kill a man would be insanity.

as an side Louie truly is a perfect foil for Olimar I absolutely adore both of them
Honestly, hating on Louie is just a meme. You do you, weird little blue man.

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:52 pm
by Armhulen
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:08 am i dont have any stats but it makes me smile seeing you guys posting on the forums. it rocks i love talking to you guys.
I love the pikmin pfp

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Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 11:05 pm
by iwishforducks
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:40 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:36 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:37 pm I'll run circles around him like that pikmin in your signature. What's he gonna do?
he blew up a rock wall with just his body. to suggest that he would need more than but a moment of thought to kill a man would be insanity.

as an side Louie truly is a perfect foil for Olimar I absolutely adore both of them
Honestly, hating on Louie is just a meme. You do you, weird little blue man.
oh no absolutely. Louie is evil. he's an evil fucker. he spirals the company into debt and all he can think about 24/7 is Eating Food. i wish i could punt him like a football but i will protect him with my life

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 11:06 pm
by iwishforducks
Armhulen wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:52 pm
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:08 am i dont have any stats but it makes me smile seeing you guys posting on the forums. it rocks i love talking to you guys.
I love the pikmin pfp

(Louie stare)
thanks. im on my pikmin arc. pikmin 4 is gonna suck so much balls i can't wait to see how they manage to futz it

you should return to your spore arc i miss your spore pfp so much and i've considered just stealing it.

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 1:07 am
by Armhulen
They can't screw pikmin 4 up. It's unfuckable. The dog was a terrible idea and it's STILL unfuckable

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 1:25 am
by Super Aggro Crag
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:36 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:37 pm I'll run circles around him like that pikmin in your signature. What's he gonna do?
he blew up a rock wall with just his body. to suggest that he would need more than but a moment of thought to kill a man would be insanity.

as an side Louie truly is a perfect foil for Olimar I absolutely adore both of them
why the fuck do they keep making pikmin games where u dont play as olimar and louie

who gives a shit about alph brittany and charlie

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 1:37 am
by iwishforducks
Super Aggro Crag wrote: Sun Mar 12, 2023 1:25 am
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:36 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:37 pm I'll run circles around him like that pikmin in your signature. What's he gonna do?
he blew up a rock wall with just his body. to suggest that he would need more than but a moment of thought to kill a man would be insanity.

as an side Louie truly is a perfect foil for Olimar I absolutely adore both of them
why the fuck do they keep making pikmin games where u dont play as olimar and louie

who gives a shit about alph brittany and charlie
crag is right

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 1:39 am
by iwishforducks
Armhulen wrote: Sun Mar 12, 2023 1:07 am They can't screw pikmin 4 up. It's unfuckable. The dog was a terrible idea and it's STILL unfuckable
bro we saw INTACT HUMAN ARCHITECTURE. slides. toys. barns.

it's so over bro. it's so over. they've fucked it so hard.

also yeah the dog sucks so much ass.

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 2:37 am
by Itseasytosee2me
Wasn’t young sweet louis canonically controlling the big momma venomisis dweevil or whatever the final bods was called?

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 2:49 am
by Armhulen
iwishforducks wrote: Sun Mar 12, 2023 1:37 am
Super Aggro Crag wrote: Sun Mar 12, 2023 1:25 am
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:36 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:37 pm I'll run circles around him like that pikmin in your signature. What's he gonna do?
he blew up a rock wall with just his body. to suggest that he would need more than but a moment of thought to kill a man would be insanity.

as an side Louie truly is a perfect foil for Olimar I absolutely adore both of them
why the fuck do they keep making pikmin games where u dont play as olimar and louie

who gives a shit about alph brittany and charlie
crag is right
i like alph brittany and charlie, they provided new funny logs of the pikmin monsters and they're an expansion of the pikmin universe
it's like saying you know why should they ever make a new jojo character lets just keep rolling with the one from part 4. tempting! but not a good idea

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 2:50 am
by Armhulen
simple fact is, if we never moved on from just olimar we woulda never gotten louie

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 4:32 am
by iwishforducks
Armhulen wrote: Sun Mar 12, 2023 2:49 am i like alph brittany and charlie, they provided new funny logs of the pikmin monsters and they're an expansion of the pikmin universe
it's like saying you know why should they ever make a new jojo character lets just keep rolling with the one from part 4. tempting! but not a good idea
alph brittany and charlie all have zero distinguishable qualities. alph is an engineer. brittany is a… botanist i think? i cant remember. charlie is an incompetent leader.

on the other hand, olimar is a family man. he takes charge in the face of danger even when he feels genuine fear. even though he’s not a scientist he exhibits characteristics of a scientist: he’s curious, he believes in science and reasoning, and takes the time to make research papers of the lifeforms on pnf-404.

louie is an evil fucker. selfish. gluttonous. refuses to take responsibility. has no family. possible homosexual? all things that would put you to the gallows.

the president is greedy. he’s a corporate man and sends olimar to work overtime after nearly escaping death. but he still takes responsibility and tries his hardest to fix the debt he’s put his company under.

in pikmin 3 all the captains are just going Where’s Olimar? We have to find Olimar Where is He is this Olimar??? it drives me insane. it’s the most Game writing of all time.

they were an expansion of the pikmin universe yeah sure whatever but they feel more like mud slapped on. from the looks of it the captain you play in pikmin 4 is a silent protagonist so Yay!!! GOD I HATE NINTENDO

btw pikmin 3 is a fine game. i like pikmin 3. controls very well. im putting this footnote here because even though i hate the story and direction it took it was still a very enjoyable (and incredibly pretty) game

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 4:35 am
by iwishforducks
Armhulen wrote: Sun Mar 12, 2023 2:50 am simple fact is, if we never moved on from just olimar we woulda never gotten louie
double posting because i forgot to say this :shock:

i dont know if i necessarily want another olimar/louie game- their arcs are pretty much done. they’re finished characters. but it feels like they will never write a character that comes as close as to the depth Olimar had. zero hope for pikmin 4. but, who knows, we’ll see

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 3:17 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Armhulen wrote: Sun Mar 12, 2023 2:49 am
iwishforducks wrote: Sun Mar 12, 2023 1:37 am
Super Aggro Crag wrote: Sun Mar 12, 2023 1:25 am
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 9:36 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 6:37 pm I'll run circles around him like that pikmin in your signature. What's he gonna do?
he blew up a rock wall with just his body. to suggest that he would need more than but a moment of thought to kill a man would be insanity.

as an side Louie truly is a perfect foil for Olimar I absolutely adore both of them
why the fuck do they keep making pikmin games where u dont play as olimar and louie

who gives a shit about alph brittany and charlie
crag is right
i like alph brittany and charlie, they provided new funny logs of the pikmin monsters and they're an expansion of the pikmin universe
it's like saying you know why should they ever make a new jojo character lets just keep rolling with the one from part 4. tempting! but not a good idea
alph brittany and charlie don't have the personality that olimar does. olimar is a blue collar family man somehow thrust into the role of a galactic explorer doing his best to boldly go and louie is his dumb sidekick. what is alphs personality. what is brittany's personality, beyond being obese? what is charlie's personality beyond his duck lust? i'm more interested in the tale of olimar trying to get back to his family than i am in the tale of alph brittany and charlie trying to find food to eat but brittany keeps gobbling it all because she is a chronic lardshitter.

Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:50 pm
by Rohen_Tahir
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Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:51 pm
by iwishforducks
Rohen_Tahir wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:50 pm straight sex
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Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:53 pm
by Rohen_Tahir
iwishforducks wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:51 pm
Rohen_Tahir wrote: Sat Mar 18, 2023 8:50 pm straight sex
FORUM RETENTION RATES:

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Re: forum retention rates on a new all-time high

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2023 9:05 pm
by oranges
discord ban rates also at an all time high.