/tg/Station 13

What are you gonna do with that big bat? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.

*looks down at the bat in my hands*
what am i doing, this isn't right...
*drops the bat and pulls out a slightly larger one*

kawoppi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 15, 2023 9:52 pm *looks down at the bat in my hands*
what am i doing, this isn't right...
*drops the bat and pulls out a slightly larger one*

violence is never the answer, kawoppi!

What are you gonna do with that big bat? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.

Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:33 pm

*shakes you like a fizzy can

*puts down the big bat*

Listen. There is something you should know.

The engine has locked up, irreversibly. The control board is wrecked beyond repair. It is no longer possible to change the course of the ship.
At the speed that we are going... it will take no more than 15 minutes now until the ship can no longer withstand the heat of the sun.

Nanotrasen knew about their capabilities all along. They wanted to experiment on them to create the unstoppable bioweapon. They thought they could control them.
They have underestimated them.
The death and destruction these will wreak across the galaxy... you have seen but a glimpse of it yourself.
This is why I have set the current course myself. We can not allow these abominations to escape the confines of this ship. We can not risk a single infected to reach the surface of a planet. They will be the end not only for ourselves, but for all life in the galaxy.

If you still wish to side with the corporation after knowing this, take your strike now, it will not matter.
But I trust that you understand now the gravity of the situation. Of the magnitutde of what is on risk. This power can not be controlled, and it can not be trusted to anyone. This... is the only way.
It will not take long now...


With final regards
-Captain BONERMASTER

kinnebian wrote: ↑Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:24 pm violence is never the answer, kawoppi!

there's no telling what could happen if somebody swings and it doesn't kill them
millions could die, this needs to be taken care of
*drops the slightly larger bat and pulls out a bat of the same size but in a different color this time*