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One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:04 am
by BONERMASTER
In the spirit of community games, here is an improv where we can find out why no one of us has taken to a writing career.
How it goes is that everyone posts only one word with each post (for the story), it can be whatever you want. We recap it every now and then, and we just see how quickly we can get this thread locked. It begins with:

Fuck


EDIT: THREAD IS DONZO. THE STORY IS TOLD. HERE IS WHAT WE CAME UP WITH:

Fuck Jannies. I check under the bandages. However, Odor. I hate the Maintainers. Where did my Baton go? The sussy supermatter irradiated me and fried my eyes which annoyed several interns and they died, but Not before ligma balls passionately~. It be ruined AAAAGHHHHH!!!! I'm dying from man with fire Ball. ;HELP Maints! There is men~ who are big but Ei'nath I Ingested my shoe expeditiously because reasons. Guh? *deathgasp While the NIGHTMARE whom may grief APCs is shot in deez nuts. Owie my nuts! Says me brother as he peels his skin off "Woah!" Eat my Entire stockpile of moist assistant "Yuck!" Yet they Collided surreptitiously~ with murderous intent armed with Girthy long clowns honked on everyone get honked by goofy catmos uwu said that github Fucks microsoft's Gaping Chesticles OwO. UwU Turbonerd did Nine Tailed Fox Girl math is horribly outdated. The Chang captain conflict with the Emperor! was I Head of Secuwurity? There are too many wiznerds having affairs but AI has bolted my door at 3 pm. Now my hazard lights wont stop Blinking unnervingly at me. My mo is Numbers Thread but bare Armhullen be banning counting because one killed two and henceforth Marxists shall rule! One word, anonymously and Story crafting can be erecting mountains. Yet

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And here is the take from our AI overlord, chat GPT, desperately trying to make sense of all of this:
► Show Spoiler
a very commendable struggle.



Thank you everyone for participating. It was fun watching this thread go!


With warm regards
-BONERMASTER

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:04 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Jannies.

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:06 am
by TheLoLSwat
I

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:06 am
by Capsandi
check

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:06 am
by Hoxha
under

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:07 am
by TheLoLSwat
the

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:08 am
by Super Aggro Crag
bandages.

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:08 am
by TheLoLSwat
However,

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:09 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Odor.

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:09 am
by TheLoLSwat
I

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:09 am
by Hoxha
hate

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:12 am
by TheLoLSwat
the

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:14 am
by Super Aggro Crag
Maintainers.

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:21 am
by TheLoLSwat
Where

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:21 am
by iwishforducks
did

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:32 am
by TheLoLSwat
my

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:39 am
by kinnebian
baton

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:48 am
by TheLoLSwat
go?

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:09 am
by CMDR_Gungnir
The

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:27 am
by conrad
sussy~

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:32 am
by Turbonerd
supermatter

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:45 am
by kinnebian
irradiated

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:48 am
by Hoxha
me

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 5:20 am
by BeeSting12
and

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 5:57 am
by Farquaar
fried

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:17 am
by conrad
my

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:53 am
by AsbestosSniffer
eyes

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:55 am
by Bawhoppennn
which

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:22 am
by BONERMASTER
annoyed

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:21 am
by CPTANT
several

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:47 am
by kinnebian
interns

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 12:59 pm
by Turbonerd
and

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:12 pm
by Annihilite111
They

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:31 pm
by Hoxha
died

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:31 pm
by CPTANT
, but

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:39 pm
by Annihilite111
Not

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:18 pm
by kinnebian
before

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:29 pm
by iwishforducks
ligma

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:44 pm
by Turbonerd
balls

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 4:11 pm
by conrad
passionately~

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 4:41 pm
by Itseasytosee2me
. It

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 5:25 pm
by Turbonerd
be

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 6:02 pm
by kinnebian
ruined

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:30 pm
by BONERMASTER
AAAAGHHHHH!!!!

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:26 pm
by conrad
I'm

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:32 pm
by Capsandi
dying

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:42 pm
by blackdav123
from

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:53 pm
by Turbonerd
plasma

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:09 pm
by AsbestosSniffer
man

Re: One word, One story

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:23 pm
by Turbonerd
with