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Post by Drag » #672379

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Shut the fuck up, Gueba
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Post by Cheshify » #672383

I can say it's the first time I've had a ticket sent to admins start with "what the hell are you doing"
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Post by conrad » #672386

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Post by Bawhoppennn » #672388

Oh it's an admin complaint nevermind I thought they somehow got banned for lagging the server
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Post by Bawhoppennn » #672389

Also Harricross's tone holy crap that's funny... jeez
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Post by trexter555 » #672398

lol
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Post by kinnebian » #672403

this same guy has done his helpful kudzu every damn shift he can
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Post by Turbonerd » #672433

Goodzu is an unoriginal plant. "Lets make bad thing good". Station healing, crew healing, blah blah. It's the same fucking shit every fucking time. No, we do not need goodzu. Fucking unoriginal bullshit.

Not every antagonistic thing needs a good variant. We don't need good viruses. We don't need good kudzu. Healing and other boring "good" stuff are the most unoriginal bullshit to ever exist in SS13. This dumb shit needs to stop. NO MORE HEALING. NO MORE "GOOD"!
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lol gueba
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Post by Ziiro » #672448

Timberpoes knocking it out of the park as always
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Ziiro wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 1:28 pm Timberpoes knocking it out of the park as always
Tbh i general find timberpoes to be pretty based except when he is personally inconveniencing me
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Turbonerd wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:08 pm Goodzu is an unoriginal plant. "Lets make bad thing good". Station healing, crew healing, blah blah. It's the same fucking shit every fucking time. No, we do not need goodzu. Fucking unoriginal bullshit.

Not every antagonistic thing needs a good variant. We don't need good viruses. We don't need good kudzu. Healing and other boring "good" stuff are the most unoriginal bullshit to ever exist in SS13. This dumb shit needs to stop. NO MORE HEALING. NO MORE "GOOD"!
Holy shit this. why do we even have a "good" kudzu that lags the server to hell?
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Post by Ryusenshu » #672467

> Icebox
> Good Kudzu
lol no
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Turbonerd wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:08 pm Goodzu is an unoriginal plant. "Lets make bad thing good". Station healing, crew healing, blah blah. It's the same fucking shit every fucking time. No, we do not need goodzu. Fucking unoriginal bullshit.

Not every antagonistic thing needs a good variant. We don't need good viruses. We don't need good kudzu. Healing and other boring "good" stuff are the most unoriginal bullshit to ever exist in SS13. This dumb shit needs to stop. NO MORE HEALING. NO MORE "GOOD"!
It's so badmen can make badstuff without being instantly called out for being in the badroom where only badstuff is made (see pre research bombs toxins for examples)
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Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #672568

As rare as wild kudzu is we should probbably not have kudzu in a state where there are mutations that lag the server to such an extent the admins have to delete 10,000 objects
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Not-Dorsidarf wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:30 pm As rare as wild kudzu is we should probbably not have kudzu in a state where there are mutations that lag the server to such an extent the admins have to delete 10,000 objects
Just delete atmos, 90% of lag problems solved.
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Not-Dorsidarf wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:30 pm As rare as wild kudzu is we should probbably not have kudzu in a state where there are mutations that lag the server to such an extent the admins have to delete 10,000 objects
What I was thinking too. co2 consumption is cool, I guess, but it definitely isn't worth lagging out the round. Nor are any of the other things kudzu does with atmos
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chocolate_bickie wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 11:12 pm
Not-Dorsidarf wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:30 pm As rare as wild kudzu is we should probbably not have kudzu in a state where there are mutations that lag the server to such an extent the admins have to delete 10,000 objects
Just delete atmos, 90% of lag problems solved.
This isn't a game it's an atmos simulator you jerks built a game around
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Post by Turbonerd » #672600

chocolate_bickie wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 11:12 pm
Not-Dorsidarf wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:30 pm As rare as wild kudzu is we should probbably not have kudzu in a state where there are mutations that lag the server to such an extent the admins have to delete 10,000 objects
Just delete atmos, 90% of lag problems solved.
Atmospherics does not have a significant impact on server performance.
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Post by dirk_mcblade » #672602

04:54:02: PM From Harricross/(space carp): You're lagging the server, please stop.
04:54:10: Reply PM from-Gueba14/(Caleb Alice): no way thats true
04:54:19 [0x201e84e] (0,0,0) || The pack of kudzu seeds was planted by gueba14/(Caleb Alice) at Central Primary Hallway (121,112,4)

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Post by AlamoTurtle » #672618

Harricross wasn't taking none of that. The no-nonsense attitude is based af, keep it up Harricross
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Post by wesoda25 » #672628

Gueba :P
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Post by SkyMonster » #672666

I guess Gueba missed the dozens of people IC and in dchat complaining about their spacemen/game slowing to a crawl.
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Post by MrStonedOne » #672677

nobodies idea as to WHY kudzu is causing lag is even correct. (hint it had nothing to do with atmos)
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https://tgstation13.download/parsed-log ... filer.json

in devtools console:
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MrStonedOne wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:50 am https://tgstation13.download/parsed-log ... filer.json

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Glad that's cleared up, then
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Post by TheFinalPotato » #672706

I don't think the argument was td. I hate the word lag it sucks
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I mean you could look at the profile sorted by overtime before you make useless posts but ok.
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MrStonedOne wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:50 am https://tgstation13.download/parsed-log ... filer.json

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explain this to me as you would a stupid ugly child with unfashionable clothing
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Post by Cheshify » #672782

> nobody knew

I said it was lighting and I'm taking my "told ya so" victory
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MrStonedOne wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 3:17 pm I mean you could look at the profile sorted by overtime before you make useless posts but ok.
I looked at the profile (unrelated, am I stupid? I don't see anything of note in the profile outside the tgui meme), td over time, and tile to tile sharing cost over time, because goof pinged me a few nights ago gearing up to start going after the admins who made this decision.

I don't think lag is a useful term here. In the ahelp harricross uses it to describe slowing down atmos (and potentially the rest of the game, he is unclear)
I think this is a failure of terms, because a lot of kudzu could in theory cause a lot of atmos churn, especially on icebox. That'd "lag" atmos, but not the game itself.
The word is not specific enough to be useful
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Turbonerd wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:08 pm Goodzu is an unoriginal plant. "Lets make bad thing good". Station healing, crew healing, blah blah. It's the same fucking shit every fucking time. No, we do not need goodzu. Fucking unoriginal bullshit.

Not every antagonistic thing needs a good variant. We don't need good viruses. We don't need good kudzu. Healing and other boring "good" stuff are the most unoriginal bullshit to ever exist in SS13. This dumb shit needs to stop. NO MORE HEALING. NO MORE "GOOD"!
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