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Portal To The Past I

Post by vect0r » #673773

Hello, and welcome to portal to the past, a... weekly? Maybe once every three days, you decide, where I post a link to a forum post from a bygone era. (Or just whatever shit I find from a while ago) It is just an open forum to make fun of how people thought the game should work 7 years ago.
Today on the show, a man who doesn't understand what open source is, and tries to remake SS13 but closed source! Connected for 3 games in total, but that doesn't stop them from explaining how NOBODY WOULD EVERY WORK ON A PROJECT FOR FREE!
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by kayozz » #673777

Oranges saying it like it is...
We do this shit for free because we think the game and community is worth our investment and we respect the investment countless others have put in before for the same reasons, you do this shit because you want to make money of an idea other people have built and evolved.
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Also OP in that thread
Take away what you want, assume it's going to fail and go join all the kiddies in the sandbox, and when I finish it, and it turns out to be what everyone here says it'll never be, don't be surprised if I give every person who doubted a big middle finger.
Did it ever get built then? Still waiting for the middle finger.

Also lol at the amount of deadlinks and security risks throughout that thread. 7/10
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by conrad » #673779

Is that Dean Hall's origin story?
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by Timonk » #673785

People who turn open source into closed source to be the sole developer want to be the center of attention
Change my mind
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In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
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Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by kinnebian » #673924

ss14 is the only one of these remakes with the most promise and that continues to be the case
also 2016 was 7 years ago?? wow time sure does work
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by Bawhoppennn » #673952

Oh yeah this is fun-
Hit me up with any info you need I have lots of historical info
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by Timonk » #673987

Bawhoppennn wrote: Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:08 am Oh yeah this is fun-
Hit me up with any info you need I have lots of historical info
What happened before 2014 in tg
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by Bawhoppennn » #673990

Give a more specific question but in short it was different
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer! #ConcurForever

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<KorMobile> you're a hero

[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
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DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."

[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.

(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"

OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget

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<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by Armhulen » #673991

hoo man the nostalgia in that
Saeg, Incoming, Repukan, Kevinz, Armhu- wait a second
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by Bawhoppennn » #673992

Yeah people fell for the bait too hard in the thread in hindsight, but that was part of the fun
I consider myself a /tg/station historian. If you're interested in the server history at all, feel free to ask me and I'll try and get you an answer! #ConcurForever

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<KorMobile> you're a hero

[21:20:53] <%oranges> Baw "has cute legs" hoppen
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DEAD: ADMIN(Owegno) says, "Nothing lewd happens in adminbus sadly."

[07:13:57] <Rockdtben> Keep in mind that I'm an extremely successful and wealthy male in his late twenties.

(F) DEAD: Professor DonkPocket says, "Admins preventchaos with good messages"

OOC: Pogoman122: Fun fact if someone trespasses on your kitchen just turn them into a nugget

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<+KorPhaeron> russians have no souls so magic enrages them
<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
ausops wrote:apart from this there is literally nothing more to say other than that this is the first thread in five years to have achieved something.
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by mrmelbert » #673996

that feel when years ago byond wasn't any good and replacing it actually would have meant something

now
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>graphics sprite based but lolwhocares
>constant updates, new gamemodes, new content, new bugs (some of which are pretty funny)

ss13 is one of the best games ever made and it's 100% free
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #674013

i forgot about this wow
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #674089

i made a funny post in that thread
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Re: Portal To The Past I

Post by saprasam » #674094

that feel when years ago byond wasn't any good and replacing it actually would have meant something

now
>nolag
>interface gets better by the week
>graphics sprite based but lolwhocares
>constant updates, new gamemodes, new content, new bugs (some of which are pretty funny)

ss13 is one of the best games ever made and it's 100% free
oh how the times have changed
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